Do you pee in the shower?

Hurm?

  • Never

    Votes: 46 28.4%

  • Rarely

    Votes: 19 11.7%

  • Sometimes

    Votes: 29 17.9%

  • Often

    Votes: 20 12.3%

  • ALWAYS

    Votes: 40 24.7%

  • Shower?

    Votes: 8 4.9%
  • Total voters
    162
I've been pissing in showers most of my life... has anyone ever tried pissing on the ceiling :naughty: ??

-dodo
 
Nope never pissed in the shower, although i did attempt the pissing into the toilet from the shower once, it went pretty well until the stream dried up and it turned into a dribbler.
 
Dodo said:
I've been pissing in showers most of my life... has anyone ever tried pissing on the ceiling :naughty: ??

-dodo
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My stream couldn't reach that high if it tried. :(
 
toaster leigh said:
His toilet is in a small cupboard that, when you close the door for the last time in your life, you've only an inch of space between the door and your trembling, sweaty-palmed self. With unsteady hands you unzip your fly and squeeze your eyes shut to picture green meadows stretching for as far as the eye can strain to see; bright open spaces where you can spread your arms wide without hitting them against the walls on either side. A vast, idyllic landscape where, when the blood-stained metals spikes begin to emerge from the door, you've plenty of space to run away. You're not trapped here, acknowledging your imminent death by impalement in an iron maiden disguised as a toilet; the sun shines down on your smiling face as you frolic through the tall grasses. You're free. You're free.
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Iron maiden? Gosh. I hung my hat on one of those spikes. Although I did think it strange that there were so many coat hooks, but one can never be sure with these Scots.
 
If you soak your feet in piss, then you fail at pissing. I don't even have to aim and it goes either towards the hole or in it. Never at my feet.

Go to the doctor.
 
really, what's the big deal?

maybe for girls..but for guys? we can easily aim into the drain...cuz dis aint no game...got aim that'll put me in the hall of fame...people will come to praise ma name, pissin the shower, every minute of every hour, people will cower when i piss in the shower, taste it n you might say it's sour........


lawl smack my ass please


god damnit my sig is ruined :( supposed to be a shift pattern on an R32 golf
 
VirusType2 said:
My toilet and PC chair are one in the same.
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SO IS YOUR CAPSLOCK LOLOLOLOL!!!!

I HAVE CAUGHT YOU OUT!

YOU ARE NOW MY POKEMON!

EDIT:

Wait wat WAT

I quoted the original post and everything!

Rue the day, Virus.

RUE IT HARD.
 
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It's the Atlantic rainforest, guys!
 
I voted for never since I take baths instead. My shower has only 2 settings. Scold and freeze. There is no middle ground.
 
sometimes i masturbate in the shower. right before i blow the load i lay down flat on my back, open my mouth and hope for the best.

i haven't been successful yet but one of these days i'm going to get a decent 4 roper and i'll finally reach my goal. don't judge.
 
Tyguy said:
sometimes i masturbate in the shower. right before i blow the load i lay down flat on my back, open my mouth and hope for the best.

i haven't been successful yet but one of these days i'm going to get a decent 4 roper and i'll finally reach my goal. don't judge.
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:eek:

Stay on TOPIC
 
would you rather he peed in his mouth while in the shower?
 
I meant just for the topic's sake you freaky pee fetishist! btw are you in agreement that Tyguy should post pics?
 
CptStern said:
I meant just for the topic's sake you freaky pee fetishist! btw are you in agreement that Tyguy should post pics?
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I'm not a pee fetishist I think both are disgusting. But I think urine versus semen is far less disgusting for him to post.

And I'm completely in disagreement with that.
 
you americans are such prudes. URINE PICS FOR EVERZYONE
 
Urine in the tub is fine. Urine in the mouth is not fine.
 
well you can drink it twice(filtered through your body twice) before it becomes poison. also makes a very effective defense against mustard gas and as a disinfectant. so pee on your wound the next time you get injured (like after I punch you in the mouth). so in that case, urine in the mouth is fine
 
CptStern said:
well you can drink it twice(filtered through your body twice) before it becomes poison. also makes a very effective defense against mustard gas and as a disinfectant. so pee on your wound the next time you get injured (like after I punch you in the mouth). so in that case, urine in the mouth is fine
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You enjoy your urine tonic.
 
you need to live a little. if that means pee in the face, then so be it, you gotta make sacrifices
 
its because of the ammonia in pee right?

-dodo
 
CptStern said:
well you can drink it twice(filtered through your body twice) before it becomes poison.
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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle!!!

Before the day is out I think I might have to try this out...if i'm ever lost in the wilderness i'd like to know what to expect.
 
toaster leigh said:
In fact, you'd much rather kill the third guy in your lifeboat to eat his flesh and drink his blood, because I'm like 98% certain there's never been a leading case which deems this as illegal.
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Thought you'd try and slip one by us, eh? Hah! As if none of us are astute enough to spot your ploy.

Leading cases are the stuff of which the common law is made, and no leading case in the common law is better known than that of Regina v. Dudley and Stephens. It was decided in 1884 by a court in the Royal Courts of Justice in London. In it, two profoundly respectable seamen, Captain Tom Dudley and Mate Edwin Stephens, lately of the yacht Mignonette, were sentenced to death for murder of their shipmate, Ordinary Seaman Richard Parker, after a bench of five judges had ruled that one must not kill one's ship-mates in order to eat them, however hungry one might be. Cannibalism and the Common Law.
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toaster leigh said:
Actually the urine does not become "poison," which implies that it would kill you simply by ingesting the substance, regardless of what is ingested afterward. What actually happens from "recycling" urine is that you die of dehydration. Typically in a situation where you must drink your own urine, you're already somewhat dehydrated, which causes the urine to have a greater amount of sodium in it than that of a well-hydrated person. Sodium dehydrates the body, so while drinking urine the first go around won't harm you too much and is recommended in emergency situations, continuing to do so could very well cause more harm than good. It's just like how sea water isn't necessarily toxic (depending on where you are), but in a stranded lifeboat situation, you don't want to drink it. In fact, you'd much rather kill the third guy in your lifeboat to eat his flesh and drink his blood, because I'm like 98% certain there's never been a leading case which deems this as illegal.
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oh look it's another visit by the local fun police. as if details matter when you're drinking your own urine.
 
how many times can you eat your own crap though, i think that's the real question. only one way to find out and seeing as i forgot to bring lunch today i don't think i have a choice.
 
also if you crap in the shower you can save even more gallons of water without flushing.
 
not true. you need more water to push the poo down the drain. so you're not conserving anything (unless you help it along with a pencil or your finger)
 
toaster leigh said:
I am just the medical police, I think the real fun police is Eejit there

Welp there go my weekend plans, thnx a lot Eejit
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I like to think of myself as the fun MI5, but that works too.
 
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