Kadayi
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This is a fabulous analogy.
It's true though. Pretty much every reviewer blew their load over GTA IV, and personally although from a technical standpoint I thought it was an impressive game in terms of world, I didn't think that made up for a written on the back of a cereal packet plot, diabolically bad stereotypes and overall inconsistency of narrative. Barely 10 minutes in and its clear as day from her 'questioning' that your first 'date' is clearly a fed or working for the feds, and that your Cousin has dead meat written all over him. It was just GTA 3 in a better skin, without the consistency of character of GTA3:VC and no depth to it.
I happened to hear the PC Gamer UK podcast last night as well. Is that the same John Walker who wrote for RPS about how his response to Dragon Age at E3 was that it looked 'AWFUL' and 'pathetic'?? I'm going to keep an eye out for PCG around here because I want to see if he explains how his opinion has revolved so drastically. Sadly the podcast was light on detail, containing so much unbridled gushing that I thought it might be just a very coincidental namesake. The John Walker in the podcast also made some highly twattish assertions that made me want to punch him in the face, so I'm even less inclined to think his taste would coincide with my own. It would be nice to see an overwhelmingly positive review from someone who professes to approach DA from my own perspective - that of being a victim of the 'BG successor' hype, only to be very underwhelmed by everything I've seen - because then I might be playing this for Christmas. However, at this stage I'm not sure if there's enough eloquence or earnestness in the world to convince me to look beyond the bargain bin for it.
Dude trust me I've read Johns review a couple of times now and I'm honestly struggling to find out what makes DA: O the 'RPG of the decade'. The review seems to be all about how complex the world is in terms of history and how many different character origins you can have, and how chatty the NPCs are, but personally I'm thinking I honestly don't give a shit about that stuff if its the same sort of derivative broad brush High fantasy that has been done to death a hundred times already. Part of me wants to play this, but another part isn't sure I can take the potential skin crawlingly bad hokey fantasy spiel it's comprised of.
That the girl in the chainmail Bikini is eloquent and responsive and has a fully fleshed out character, doesn't get over the fact that she's still dressed in a goddamn chainmail bikini, and quite frankly I'd be embarrassed to be seen buying the game off a shop shelf in that respect.