Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

[Jintor]

Maybe everything else is also moving up at the same time.

 

[Danimal]

Don't you think that it's ironic they put "Intelligent" to these theories?

 

[Bad^Hat]

Haha, that's awesome. Next time I fall over I'm gonna say "I'm not tripping, I'm intelligently falling!"

Edit - Also, if we extent this theory a bit, couldn't we conclude that God is pushing us down because he doesn't want us up there? Therefore, the law needn't apply to those true of faith, right?

CHRISTIANS! TEST YOUR FAITH! Find your nearest, highest building and leap up to heaven

 

[kirovman]

If you fall, you're a witch.