Ever been arrested ?

Arrested?

  • Yes, I've been arrested

    Votes: 11 7.9%
  • I've had "just a chat" with police officers

    Votes: 40 28.6%
  • I've never been arrested

    Votes: 89 63.6%

  • Total voters
    140
CptStern said:
twice :) ...no records
Sorry, I can't picture you, of all people, being one who was arrested.

BTW. I'm clean. :bounce:
 
*Throws Mac10 and bag of coke into river*

"No sir officah that ain't mine no sir!!!"
"I... I.. nevar seen that before, I dunt know how it gawt in meh car!"


Actually, no arrests no nothing.
 
Thanks for the poll.
I can't count the number of times I've bribed cops in mexico, I don't thing anybody gets speading tickets here hehe, just pay him 5 bucks and you can leave.

This other time friends went to get some ice for the drinks, they got stoped by some feds, they wanted to take the unit and whatnot, the guys told them they had no money, no dinero, but damn cop with culture, the guys were all dressed with fancy shirts, so he started pointing with his flashlights the little crocodiles and medusa face.
25 USD to get out of that one...
 
Why whould I be arrested? I'm just an innocent 12-year-old boy.
 
Tantalus said:
Hehehe. That made me laugh.

And wonder...
Question is....

Was I being serious...or was I joking? :O
 
Close calls and a chat or two. I still haven't even gotten a ticket. I got pulled over a couple days ago in the middle of nowhere (there's lots of that around ND).

I was cruising past a train crossing at about 50 trying to see a sign. The crossing lights start blinking JUST before I pass through. Either I go through or slam on the brakes and stop on the tracks...

A cop is coming the other way and pulls a u-turn (illegal in ND) and pulls me over. He's giving me crap about how if the train had hit me he would've been picking up my pieces blah blah. Then he says he's gonna cite me for speeding 50 in a 35.

"Speed limit is 35 in town"
*I look around...there's a warehouse/shed about 200 yards away, otherwise no lights*
"This is a town?"
"You just entered Aberdeen, you passed the sign a bit ago"
"....Ok.."

After the chat he walks back to his car for a little while. I don't even care because a ND speeding ticket is like $15. He comes back, gives me my license and says, "Ok, well you got lucky. I have to take off, there's a POSSIBLE fight in a nearby town. Drive safe"

A POSSIBLE fight in a NEARBY town...the next town was 30+ miles away...what a load of crap. Ah well...
 
hahahaha, I've been in ND and I know what you're talking about :p


no incidences with the police here
 
Just had a chat about running around with arisoft guns, lucky i didn't end up with an Mp5 pointed my way.

I was only 12 though.
 
Four times /o\

Played the 'private school kid with a promising future' card each time and ended up with 4 written cautions.
 
ive been to jail for 3 years.




/never been arrested... :upstare:
 
lol so ike this one time i was smoking weed yeah lol and this cop came and took me in and i was like 'no way, man! im cool, i smoke weed!' and when i got let out i decided to tell all my mates aboiut being locked up and, and and now im cool olol yeah and i was drinking once in a no drinking area OMG and i ran from a cop car lol yeah cool yeah?
 
Me and a few friends got a few of the local cops to come over to his house with assault rifles.

This is hilarious for the following reasons:
A) We know the cops. They're not bad guys, but they must have been bored as hell. :D
B) About the most serious thing to happen in our small town here is someone getting nailed for selling pot. It's not what you'd call a high crime area. :laugh:

After they left and Stew's heart starting being we laughed ourselves sick.
(The impetus for the whole thing was a overreacting neighbor who hear d us fire a potato gun and assumed we were going on a shooting spree with a shotgun.)
 
My uncle is a cop so I "had a chat" with him, yes :p
 
Ever been arrested?

Yes.

How many times?

More than one, less than twelve.

What for?

Never you mind :)
 
Throw me in the "chat" column. A cop came to my door many years ago in college to tell me to turn down the music. After that brief exchange he noticed a strange odor and let himself in.

I must have used some Jedi Mind Trick I didn't know I had. He just took a few things of mine, gave me a warning and went on his way. Maybe he was just hurting for a smoke.
 
Got locked in a very warm cell (amongst other things, including being taunted with sectarianism and threatened with violence) for about 4 hours when i was younger by some ****ing asshole cops who knew they could get away with it because i didnt know any better.
 
Once I reached for my cell... clipped ot the back of my pants... concealed... Dark corner of the bus depot... Yea... Bad move...


In retrospect, they have quite the quick draw, I can assure you of that! :laugh:

Had quite the time explaining why I carry cuffs myself however... :|
 
CLip bang what a hang your daddy just shot for me!

Never been arrested plice came to a drunk gathering ain a park and tol dus to stop being so noisy ( my mate thought he was in the matrix he was so of his face, luckily weed had been all smoekd up :P) and anuzer time at house party they came to turn the music down, but i was passed out in the garden ina shirt n it was 5 degrees COllldd!
 
He_Who_Is_Steve said:
Mom's a cop, so I stay outta trouble.


If she ever caught you looking at porn... you're in big trouble:flame:.
 
Never been arrested, never plan on being arrested. Though, i'm sure most people don't plan it. Some stupid people do. Heh.

"I've been arrested for my beliefs! Woohoo!"
 
Im perfect in every way, my campaign for international terror has no begun yet
 
Qwert93 said:
If she ever caught you looking at porn... you're in big trouble:flame:.
Well, if she ever caught me looking at porn, I'd ask her what the hell she was thinking just waltzing into my apartment.
 
He_Who_Is_Steve said:
Well, if she ever caught me looking at porn, I'd ask her what the hell she was thinking just waltzing into my apartment.

She was enjoying your porn stash!
 
Raziaar said:
She was enjoying your porn stash!
It is rather extensive...
The prize of my collection? Ecuador's finest: Aficionadas al Futbol.
 
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