fighting isn't worth the legal trouble

[Pesmerga]

Kill him and make it look like suicide or an accident.

Or gain his trust and lead him into a trap that will suspend him in the air (hung by a rope from his waist) in the ventillation system. The fresh air supply will make the smell unnoticable and the vent duct fans will make enough noise to block any screams for help he might make.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Kill him and make it look like suicide or an accident.

Duct tape a note to him, "This was a suicide, not a murder KTHX"

 

[hungryduck]

Kill him and make it look like suicide or an accident.

Or gain his trust and lead him into a trap that will suspend him in the air (hung by a rope from his waist) in the ventillation system. The fresh air supply will make the smell unnoticable and the vent duct fans will make enough noise to block any screams for help he might make.

You read too much orson scott card.

 

[Raeven0]

The only justified violence is violence in defense of violence. If you can make sense out of that, you will come up with this conclusion:

Violence, whether sensless or not, is for dumbasses.

It's not that I can't fight. Well, I don't know if I can. But I take karate 2 hours, three times a week, and I have been for the past 6 years. If I learned anything taking martial arts, it's that violence has no pourpose, and should be avoided at all times.

So please, put your egos aside and forget those macho fantasies about beating up a guy that's harassing your crush. We have a police that deal with this kind of stuff, and they know better than to get in fights.

So you would oppose a policy that rounds up all spammers and thwacks them with a blunt object, the composition and speed of which are based on how much the spammer has spammed?

N00b...

 

[Absinthe]

Violence has its rightful place in the world. If you think otherwise, I consider you naive.

 

[Pesmerga]

Violence has a place in the world among humans, of course.

A rightful one, hmm, I suppose.

 

[BF2slut]

Violence has its rightful place in the world. If you think otherwise, I consider you naive.

not really.. violence just hurts egos

the loser always has to get revenge.

If you're angry why not buy a punching bag or something?

 

[Absinthe]

Who said violence was all about pride?

 

[Glo-Boy]

It's funny how all these nerds are showing up in the thread talking about deadly blows, lethal strikes, and honor like they're regular samurais or some shit. Get a life, Takeshi.

BTW, to the thread starter, good for you for punching that ****** in the face. Sometimes people just need a good face punching.

 

[xcellerate]

I've gotten into 2 fights in my life, the first time i was young and it was a brief fist fight. The second time was in 11th grade, and i'd had 2 years of wrestling then, so it was more like i incapacitated him. He just got real upset and walked away once i let him go.

 

[Tr0n]

I never really got in a fight with someone..I guess I'm a lover and not a fighter. But don't think I won't defend my pride or protect someone.

Anyways...gj on the fighting...or whatever.

 

[Absinthe]

It's funny how all these nerds are showing up in the thread talking about deadly blows, lethal strikes, and honor like they're regular samurais or some shit. Get a life, Takeshi.

Oh look. The village idiot has returned. Lose the hooch?

 

[Beerdude26]

Only had a few problems with some guys thinking they're tough and pushing me against a wall, then to realize I go to the teacher and they're ****ed , and they don't have the balls to do anything to me, even after school (dunno why though :/).
If I got into a real fight, I'd probably go nuts and hurt the guy really, really bad. I once went nuts because my mates were annoying me and I moved my arm in the direction of one of my friends, accidently hit him in the face and he instantly got a nosebleed. Everyone was like 'wtf :/'
But I'm a nice guy, I always try to resort to peaceful measures before risking my health

 

[Lemonking]

It's funny how all these nerds are showing up in the thread talking about deadly blows, lethal strikes, and honor like they're regular samurais or some shit. Get a life, Takeshi.

BTW, to the thread starter, good for you for punching that ****** in the face. Sometimes people just need a good face punching.

why are you being a jackass?

 

[poseyjmac]

that really sucks, man. it also sucks when fights turn into wrestling, because then it looks like both parties are equally to blame to the authorities. ugh. the only thing i can think to do in that situation without running, is just back up and get out of the way while facing him, trying to defend until an authority shows up, but even that might not work if he starts grappling.

oh, but to keep with the tempo of some of the other replies. you should have did a flying whirlwind kick and kicked him through the ceiling! and then escaped on a flying dragon while you shooting your bow of might at his body as it flies through the air.

 

[MiccyNarc]

You should have really taken him out. A good strong face punch that lands him on the floor. He tries to get back up? Stomp his head back down.

Then leave before anyone can prove anything

But seriously, if I were to get in a fight like that, at least my parents would side with me.

 

[Glo-Boy]

Oh look. The village idiot has returned. Lose the hooch?

Lose the hooch?

1. hooch
1 - Alcohol
2 - Marijuana
3 - a whore

I'm not sure which of these three you meant but it makes no sense to me as I don't discuss my drinking, smoking of marijuana, or my love of prostitutes on this board.

As for being the village idiot, I love it when you anime nerds think you're really the smart ones. Tell me, do you wear a beret and have t-shirts of 10-year-old girls smiling like ^__^? Because I bet that you do. I also bet that your small and weak frame couldn't have taken the punishment that the thread starter endured, and that's why you got all pissed over nothing. Run along now, isn't Super Tokyo Battle City 3020 Robot Gundam Orchid: Samurai Penis Jet on in an hour? Hurry hurry!



Lemonking: That's exactly what I'm doing, just being a jackass because it's funny... but apparently it's REALLY not funny to absinthe, but let's listen to what he has to say because he's one cool f-cking customer. What with an online name like Absinthe, you know he's to be feared and respected!

 

[ComradeBadger]

The job I'm currently trying to get (Club PR) has some strange benefits - I was told by a (hopefully future) coworker that when the promo crew get attacked, they're allowed to hit back, and both the police and the bosses turn a blind eye

 

[Absinthe]

I'm not sure which of these three you meant but it makes no sense to me as I don't discuss my drinking, smoking of marijuana, or my love of prostitutes on this board.

It's part of the insult of you being the village idiot. I'm sorry that flew over your head.

As for being the village idiot, I love it when you anime nerds think you're really the smart ones. Tell me, do you wear a beret and have t-shirts of 10-year-old girls smiling like ^__^? Because I bet that you do. I also bet that your small and weak frame couldn't have taken the punishment that the thread starter endured, and that's why you got all pissed over nothing. Run along now, isn't Super Tokyo Battle City 3020 Robot Gundam Orchid: Samurai Penis Jet on in an hour? Hurry hurry!

I'm lost as to what the hell you're on about.

Lemonking: That's exactly what I'm doing, just being a jackass because it's funny... but apparently it's REALLY not funny to absinthe, but let's listen to what he has to say because he's one cool f-cking customer. What with an online name like Absinthe, you know he's to be feared and respected!

Except you aren't funny. In any way. If there's some profound humor in your flagrant misfired bashing, then please direct me to it.

 

[Evo]

It's part of the insult of you being the village idiot. I'm sorry that flew over your head.



I'm lost as to what the hell you're on about.



Except you aren't funny. In any way. If there's some profound humor in your flagrant misfired bashing, then please direct me to it.

Im with Absinthe here. Go go go Absinthe :bounce:

 

[Zeus]

You should have really taken him out. A good strong face punch that lands him on the floor. He tries to get back up? Stomp his head back down.

Then leave before anyone can prove anything

But seriously, if I were to get in a fight like that, at least my parents would side with me.

Its always easier said then done, everyone on here's always like "man u should have beat the crap out of him and crushed his head in the little prick". Don't forget the other guy is just as enraged/pumped as you are, this isnt like half life where you can take 50 shots while beating everyone else in 3-4. Well what ever just wanted to get that off my mind.

anyway i havent been in a fight in a long time the last time i did some kid tried to give me a swirly (tryed to stick my head in the bathroom toilet) but I kicked him in the nuts and punched him in the face (both not hard) and ran out of the bathroom. LOL

 

[Absinthe]

You also have to beware of the person you're dealing with. Not in a physical sense, per se. For instance, last guy I tussled with had lost his brother a year prior. In the end, he used that as his excuse for his assholish behavior and I assume that's also why he got off light. I nearly threw a fit. I've lost loved ones as well, but I didn't start acting like a persistent dick to random people. Don't get me wrong, I never tried to diminish the impact of something as tragic as losing a brother. But he should have been held accountable for his actions at the time: being a ****ing moron.

 

[The Mullinator]

They say violence never solves anything, however in my experience there are often times where it will be impossible to solve anything without some form of violence. People absolutely must be stopped sometimes, and all too often the only way to stop them requires violence.

Most forms of martial arts teach non-violent ways. However you would not be learning a martial art unless you knew that you may have to resort to violence to solve a problem.

 

[Solaris]

Dud, you got in a load of trouble, you have to see a magistrate?

Tbqh, its self defence.

However if you totally wanted to pwn him you should have took him down non violently.
When he came at you, just jump at him, itll shock him, push his left shoulder backwards, and his right shoulder towards you so he turns around, if done quick enough hell fall other, otherwise kick his bakc of his legs, then grab an arm so hes face down and lie on top of him then smash his face into the ground, well the last bits the short recoil way.

But what you did is justifyable.

 

[AzzMan]

When in doubt, whip it out.....and watch them run

 

[Glo-Boy]

It's part of the insult of you being the village idiot. I'm sorry that flew over your head.

Except you aren't funny. In any way. If there's some profound humor in your flagrant misfired bashing, then please direct me to it.

I'm lost as to what the hell you're on about.

I'm sorry that flew over your head.

Except you aren't funny. In any way. If there's some profound humor in your flagrant misfired bashing, then please direct me to it.

My misfired bashing came about because you started to defend the anime nerds' talk of deadly strikes. I just figured you were part of the crowd - even if you aren't, you act like you should be.

 

[Lemonking]

dude you know what? **** you.


you come and provoke fights and shit maybe you should just leave bitch,calling us nerds...yeah right,we aint the the ones acting all gangstaon the Internet and shit. so shut the **** up bitch

 

[Vegeta897]

rofl Lemonking

 

[Glo-Boy]

dude you know what? **** you.


you come and provoke fights and shit maybe you should just leave bitch,calling us nerds...yeah right,we aint the the ones acting all gangstaon the Internet and shit. so shut the **** up bitch

Read the last sentence in your last paragraph, f-ckface.

I'm not acting gangsta here, pal, I'm giving shit to people I truly hate - anime nerds. Nerds in general.

Why do I hate nerds so much? It's a shitty lifestyle that people shouldn't choose. I mean really - who said to themselves in their lifetime, "Hey, you know, it would be a really good idea to watch poor quality cartoons that don't make sense and are REALLY gay, well into my forties. I also don't think I should shower that much, maybe not at all. I'm also gonna sit around and eat junk food and get unbelievably fat. Either that or maybe I'll just be disgustingly skinny and grow bad facial hair and make stupid noises when I breath. I'm also never going to ask a girl out. Ever."

Come on! I know it's a free country, so these people choose to be the way they are, but I'm also free to tell them that they suck a whole lot.


And for the record, I never called you a nerd, nor have I called 99% of the board members here nerds.

 

[Lemonking]

you hate em prolly because you got ****ed by one in the ass bitch

 

[Vegeta897]

Glo-Boy, note, YOU ARE ON A COMPUTER GAME FORUM.

 

[Absinthe]

Glo-Boy, note, YOU ARE ON A COMPUTER GAME FORUM.

Let's take it slow. His head might explode if he processes all that information at once.

I mean, anime? What in the blue blazing shit does that have to do with anything?

ADDED: By the way, how's work at Steelmonkeys coming along, you hypocritical sack of geek/nerd shit?

 

[Ames]

you hate em prolly because you got ****ed by one in the ass bitch

Horrible comeback.

Have you not realized you are defending a lifestyle which you clearly do not follow and have attacked, albeit through what I have perceived to be sarcasm, in the past? He is attacking anime nerds and did not direct his comments toward you. He attacks only those who waste their lives over anime. You also barely fit his description of the people that he directs his hatred towards. His definition of an anime nerd allows for you to like anime as long as you are not overly obessed with it like what has happened to nearly every semi-popular 'fad' over the years.

The definition of a 'nerd' is very loosely defined and can either apply to everyone on these boards to none at all. It is relative to the user of the term. Generic insults that attack both parties for the lose.

There has been zero reason for Glo-Boy to whine and bitch like this as all the so-called 'finishing moves' posts were just sarcastic comments. There were no retarded anime nerd posts like any you described.

Please note that I am not defending anyone in this argument. I only aim to resolve this retarded joke of a conflict.

 

[Zeus]

well I kinda have to agree with him though I dont stand with his position on calling everyone nerds on a gaming forum. The talk of the jumping around calculated strikes in a fight is bull and annoying. Im sick of coming into a thread that deals with a fight or brawl where everyones like "omg man u should have did a triple backflip double spinning wheel kick and kicked him through a 20 ft concrete wall and then go into super-sayin mode and unleash 1000 punches per second...." .

Anyone with half a brain knows that you arent going to be able to do "scorpion form 1" or "sleeping dragon technique"...or some carefully planned tactic like solaris stated in the middle of a fight. No your going to be pushing and punching maybe even kicking (or slapping lol) the other guy or at the most you might shove him into a locker. I mean seriously whens the last time you saw a school fight where someone jumps off a locker does a carefully planned samurai attack on the back of someones neck like its out of some japanese samurai/anime comic book or tv show..

 

[Absinthe]

Im sick of coming into a thread that deals with a fight or brawl where everyones like "omg man u should have did a triple backflip double spinning wheel kick and kicked him through a 20 ft concrete wall and then go into super-sayin mode and unleash 1000 punches per second...."

Wow, good thing that hasn't happened in this topic. At least not with serious intentions.

I'm no fan of anime myself and I feel a mixture of pity and amusement towards people who act out such things and claim they can feel power "liek omg in DBZ". But I don't visit such places to bash them and I certainly don't do it in forums that are completely unrelated.

 

[Pesmerga]

Watch out guys im going into super sayin mode.



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[DESSTROYER]

the gay thing is, if you go for a teacher, the person usually gets away with it " I DIDNT DO ANYTHING HE JUST BEGAN ATTACKING ME FOR NO REASON!" then they always believe it

 

[TheSomeone]

Violence has its rightful place in the world. If you think otherwise, I consider you naive.

Fine, I consider you ignorant.

 

[Absinthe]

Fine, I consider you ignorant.

Rockin'.

 

[Glo-Boy]

Let's take it slow. His head might explode if he processes all that information at once.

I mean, anime? What in the blue blazing shit does that have to do with anything?

ADDED: By the way, how's work at Steelmonkeys coming along, you hypocritical sack of geek/nerd shit?

Ooh, nice one.

1.) I turned them down.

2.) I don't major in game development anymore, in part because I hate nerds so much that I don't want to have them as my colleagues for the rest of my life.

3.) Now I'm double majoring in film and visual effects.