Get bant

Sulk, have you ever thought about banning yourself for your exams?
I would lol if that was possible.
 
I can't infraction myself, but I might try banning myself for a day before I go to bed.
 
I knew a guy who go bant once.
After four hours he started going through severe withdrawl symptoms.
After 6, he shat out three kilos of his body into his loo, then immediatly shoved his ead in to vomit.
At 10, he began clawing at his PC case until his fingernails were cracked and began begging for the PC to let him inside.
At 11, he rammed himself into the PC, entering it, and attempted to join with the memory sytem, hoping that he would be able to follow its circuts all the way back to his precious website, from where he had bant himself.

He suceeded.
 
elkaebee said:
I knew a guy who go bant once.
After four hours he started going through severe withdrawl symptoms.
After 6, he shat out three kilos of his body into his loo, then immediatly shoved his ead in to vomit.
At 10, he began clawing at his PC case until his fingernails were cracked and began begging for the PC to let him inside.
At 11, he rammed himself into the PC, entering it, and attempted to join with the memory sytem, hoping that he would be able to follow its circuts all the way back to his precious website, from where he had bant himself.

He suceeded.
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That's a good story.

You're on a fine line here, man. You could either digress into spam and eventually be banned, or continually spout genius.
 
Do not fear, I will not degenarate into a multiposting <insert profanity of your choice here>, with my final stand being on a meaningless thread armed with twin-rapid firing miniguns shooting pure spam like Berkham.
 
elkaebee said:
I knew a guy who go bant once.
After four hours he started going through severe withdrawl symptoms.
After 6, he shat out three kilos of his body into his loo, then immediatly shoved his ead in to vomit.
At 10, he began clawing at his PC case until his fingernails were cracked and began begging for the PC to let him inside.
At 11, he rammed himself into the PC, entering it, and attempted to join with the memory sytem, hoping that he would be able to follow its circuts all the way back to his precious website, from where he had bant himself.

He suceeded.
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elkaebee said:
Do not fear, I will not degenarate into a multiposting <insert profanity of your choice here>, with my final stand being on a meaningless thread armed with twin-rapid firing miniguns shooting pure spam like Berkham.
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I like you
 
When I'm supposed to be writing essays, I often get distracted by stuff on the internet. I mean, I'm writing the essay on the computer, so after I finish a sentence or a paragraph and I'm really happy with it, I'll just go look at my favorite sites for a while. It's kind of hard not to.

I kind of like to have that "you HAVE to get this paper done TONIGHT" situation because there's nothing more motivating than a fast-approaching deadline for me. Am I a procrastinator? You bet I am.

But don't ban me because the semester is over and I still have a 4.0 GPA. It sucks being distracted, but it hasn't affected my grades.
 
Looks like I won't be needing a banning just yet, my entire research paper can only be done using books. :/
 
Sulkdodds said:
Summer's coming, but first there is the traditional coming-of-age ritual to endure: the end of year exam. Preparation for the ritual requires intense and labourious contemplation. You can hardly blame a lot of students for just opting out wholesale, and allowing themselves to be distracted.

Are you one of those students? Addicted to hl2.net? Find it impossible to do the work you need to do? Spending your time procrastinating instead of producing? Post here, and I'll be happy to ban you for as long as you like, as long as is necessary for you to do the things you need to do out there in the real world.

Really, I'll be very happy to help.
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You're a week late for me, bud. :/
 
highlander said:
When is ZT getting un-banned?
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Alright, Sulkdodds, I need to be banned now. Starting from now until June 26th if you please :)

Thanks in advance, and goodbye to everyone for a while :<
 
oh god 3 day bans are kinda of horrific. If you log in and it says your banned you can't browse hl2.net...
 
But you love me, and that's all that matters.
<3
 
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