Girl loses feet

[Darkside55]

Sounds like fun. Better hop to it.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Seriously dude that's not even funny, it saddens me to think what must be going on in your mind.

 

[Bull Squid Sally]

Reported. You should have just gone in a different forum. Does it have to end like this?

if you didn't egg me on about my legless father I wouldn't have made fun of you.

Go cry somewhere else hypocrite

 

[Acepilotf14]

I'm just going to ignore you now. Oh- I never said anything about your Dad. I just told you that none of our jokes were serious, and that this thread would have died had you not come here.

So.. there are 21 puns in this thread. Wow. Is that a record?

 

[Darkside55]

if you didn't egg me on about my legless father I wouldn't have made fun of you.

You could've just taken the high road and walked out.

(Twenty-TWO, Ace. )

 

[ZeroPointGun]

I need to study for an exam but I have found the answers to it, I have gotten a leg up on the competition.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Twentythree..

Wow. Three pages in an hour in a half... that is fast!

 

[Darkside55]

This thread hit the ground and never stopped running.

 

[Bull Squid Sally]

last night your mother begged for me to do her hard, so i stuck my foot up her vagina, and all of her vaginal juices squirted out and ran down my leg.

You should have heard her moan, it was a real knee slapper

 

[Darkside55]

That's a little better. :thumbs: Seems like you're beginning to get your footing around here.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I'm sure it only took a hop, skip and a jump!

 

[ZeroPointGun]

29. Holy moly this is within walking distance to a record. 30.

 

[Krynn72]

*man voice* hey hey guys, looks like I'll be walking with my feet today.... get it, feet.... ya know.... I walk with them.... because they are mah feet....

I lol'd.

And yeah, girl on the internet... k whatever. No girls on the internet. Especially here. Whenever there is one that posts here, they quickly leave and/or stop posting because our sense of humor isnt for the weak hearted. Would you laugh when you hear about a guy getting his head cut off because he showed up late for work? Because we already have. And the thread turned into a beheaded joke fest.


Anyways, to stay on topic...


I have an itch on both my FEET


EDIT: lol, i guess shes found her footing here.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Zero, don't count any of Squid's puns. They arent true anyway.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Roger that. I put my foot outta line.

 

[Darkside55]

EDIT: lol, i guess shes found her footing here.

I already said that! Don't walk where another man's already treaded.

 

[Acepilotf14]

And, apparently, Squid's a lesbian.

 

[Krynn72]

I already said that! Don't walk where another man's already treaded.

I am sorry. I will take my walk of shame out of here.

Dont worry though, I'll probably come running back.

 

[Darkside55]

It's ok. I'm not mad; everyone steps out of line now-and-then.

 

[Bull Squid Sally]

My dad, he went through boot camp. He's a pretty tough guy, had cavs like an ox.

When he went to the war, he kicked some towel head butt.

But later when he was walking with some of his fellows, his legs got blown off.

No, no, it wasn't a foot bomb. He stepped on a mine.

Now he's in a wheel chair at home, and he gets pretty depressed, sometimes I bet he just wants to walk right out the door!

But at least he doesn't have to tie his shoes anymore

ha.... ha.... ha...... -_-

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Okay we have had a lot of foot jokes, someone run to Guiness World Records HQ and get them to visit this site. We could be in the Guiness Book of Records for most foot jokes.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Thirty-Three. Unfortunately, there is no such record.../cry

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Ever heard of making a new one? They do it all the time.

 

[Krynn72]

Squid's daddy would stomp her ass if he read this thread.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Hmm... I'm going to go on the site. I'll keep track until this thread is closed. [/inevitable]

Editation: Doesn't look like they have anything like that. I don't think we can .
Editationv2: 34.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Is bull a female? I thought she was male. I have really put my foot in it now.

 

[Bull Squid Sally]

Squid's daddy would stomp her ass if he read this thread.

Krynn has this insane foot fetish, last night he was rubbing his crooked penis between each of my toes

He then thought it would be funny to stand up and try to jizz on my face, but I kicked his leg in with my blue stilettos . He lost his balance and fell to the ground.

I then took my stilettos off and jammed the high heel into his urethra.

 

[Krynn72]

I clenched my toes as I orgasmed.

 

[Acepilotf14]

While reading these, ima play some Lost Planet. I dunno, the campaign is actually a lil okay.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Boy has someone been using their online dictionary. (Referring to Bull's post)

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Her feet were severed by a cable and could not be saved thus were fully amputated. :|

Discussion = massive failure.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I don't think her computer can run fast enough to keep up with our puns.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Z - Your ignorance of our pathetic attempts at humor = FAIL.

Just playing.

 

[Darkside55]

Her feet were severed by a cable and could not be saved thus were fully amputated. :|

Discussion = massive failure.

Don't try to inject your morality and compassion into this thread. We're just going to sidestep your post and get back to our puns.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Yeah so stick a sock in it.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Don't try to inject your morality and compassion into this thread. We're just going to sidestep your post and get back to our puns.

Don't even think about insinuating that I have one iota of compassion for some girl I don't even know.

The last 7 pages of this thread just make me want to... lick a book of stamps.

 

[Bull Squid Sally]

Yeah so stick a sock in it.

not until you stick your massive pulsating cock into this dead baby.

Z is right

 

[bam23]

Nuh-uh I bet you don't have the guts.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

not until you stick your massive pulsating cock into this dead baby.

Z is right

Shut up.

It's partly your fault.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

The last 7 pages of this thread just make me want to... lick a book of stamps.

Well you go do that. I'd rather like a boot.