How do you Brits do it...

[Dalamari]

How the hell do you watch Fifth Gear without being sick all over yourselves? I just watched the most recent episode where they had 4 things:

#1-Subaru Forester going fast around corners
#2-How to wash and wax a Maserati MC12 for $5,000
#3-A review of an Audi SUV
#4-Crash test of a 1990's Renault vs. a 1990's Land Rover

DEAD GOD THIS SHOW IS BORING!!

The only car show the world needs is Top Gear

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I totally agree Dalamari, i only watch top gear, it's everything you ever need, Jeremy, James and Hammond are the perfect trio. Oh and stig ftw (of course).

 

[Dalamari]

I hope channel 5 gets fire bombed

 

[KagePrototype]

I hope channel 5 gets fire bombed

Don't we all

 

[Cormeh]

... I've never heard of this show. :|

Not enough TV methinks. But Top Gear is the bollocks.

 

[StardogChampion]

Didn't 2 of the guys on that used to do the old format of Top Gear?

 

[mortiz]

Aye, I think presenters in driving shows must go to some special school where their re-taught how to speak like a true driving show host.

 

[xcellerate]

tiff neddell > all

 

[Spectre01]

Pimp my ride>all.

 

[Evo]

Top Gear > *



The Top Gear trio are the best! Needell and Quinton Wilson were ok in old skool Top Gear, but nowhere near the current three

 

[gick]

Nobody watches 5th Gear anyway.

Did anybody see the Top Gear Winter Olympics? That was awesome.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Oh and stig ftw (of course).

Some say,
pure ice water runs through his veins
and
wild animals grow tame at the sound of his voice.

[''' ] (o _o) [ ''']

All we know is, they call him the Stig.

 

[Harryz]

Everytime fifth gear comes on, I feel like shooting myself. Its that bad.

 

[Venmoch]

Don't we all

No! How else would we watch House?

 

[bored]

top gear rocks

 

[Dalamari]

Some say,
pure ice water runs through his veins
and
wild animals grow tame at the sound of his voice.

[''' ] (o _o) [ ''']

All we know is, they call him the Stig.

lol, I love you


Yeah, new Top Gear is 10000000% better than old Top Gear, Clarkson has his fro (which is more tame now and doesn't look like he's in the Commadores) and did all the shitty jobs like going to swap meets and stuff

 

[Asknoone]

Don't we all

No. Five has some awesome shows.

 

[KagePrototype]

No. Five has some awesome shows.

LIES. We need to firebomb the whole damned building; leave no trace!

 

[Axyon]

LIES. We need to firebomb the whole damned building; leave no trace!

Okay, firebomb Five, but leave House and The Shield unharmed. Compromise.

 

[Asknoone]

Okay, firebomb Five, but leave House and The Shield unharmed. Compromise.

Correction. Leave House, The Shield, Greys Anatomy, all CSI shows and Law and Order: Criminal intent unharmed.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I like the late night porn on channel 5

Fixed.

 

[Adrien C]

I prefer top gear, to bad tiff neddell wento to feath gear. I like the top gear trio, but I think the tall guy sometimes can be ajerk with his smart ass comments.

 

[Dalamari]

I prefer top gear, to bad tiff neddell wento to feath gear. I like the top gear trio, but I think the tall guy sometimes can be ajerk with his smart ass comments.

Jeremy Clarkson ftw

From what I've gathered, all that channel 5 shows is those "John Cleese goes inside a human rectum" and TV shows from over here

And late night softcore porn :bounce:

 

[StardogChampion]

5 has Prison Break now, although I d/l them all anyway. It also has TRISHA, but I think Jeremy Kyle is hawter...

 

[gick]

5 has Prison Break now, although I d/l them all anyway. It also has TRISHA, but I think Jeremy Kyle is hawter...

Jeremy Kyle used to do the talk show on my local radio station. I used to like that more, once a guy said he was going to commit suicide, so they sent Noddy Holder to save him. I think it was staged, but boy was it funny.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Okay, firebomb Five, but leave House and The Shield unharmed. Compromise.

I fully endorse this product and/or event.

 

[Sparta]

Correction. Leave House, The Shield, Greys Anatomy, all CSI shows and Law and Order: Criminal intent unharmed.

No no no no, CSI sucks. Its same thing on all three versions of the show. Observe.

Gruesome crime scene, A body is lying infront of the camera. It has no head.

Sidekick of ethnic backgrounds: "We found him at night, because our shows seem to be situated in perpetual sunset or darkness. No witnesses. We dont know the killers motive"

Grissom/Horatio/Sinise: "Well somebody didn't want this man getting a head in life"

Cue "The Who" theme song.


And Top Gear is awesome. I love that car dart-game they played with the James Bond car-launcher. Awesome stuff.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Top gear ****ing rules.

 

[mick_aka]

Top Gear is the daddy, although it would be nice if they could go a series withough throwing a 2cv of a cliff or driving one behind a jet engine ;(

 

[Asknoone]

No no no no, CSI sucks. Its same thing on all three versions of the show. Observe.
Gruesome crime scene, A body is lying infront of the camera. It has no head.
Sidekick of ethnic backgrounds: "We found him at night, because our shows seem to be situated in perpetual sunset or darkness. No witnesses. We dont know the killers motive"
Grissom/Horatio/Sinise: "Well somebody didn't want this man getting a head in life"

No no no no, it's fun. I like it.

 

[gick]

I cant stand that Horatio bloke. Everything he says makes me want to kick the tv in.

The one on last week, two blokes started shooting each other in a hospital, and afterward he comes in: *hands on hips* 'mmmm. Shootout.......IN THE ER!'

AAAARGH!!