How do you finish this sentence?

... all your base are belong to us.

/cliche
 
You've finished DoDonPachi Dai-Ou-Jou in one credit.

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I guess I'm not a true gamer then.

I'll say you're not a true gamer until you've attended a LAN party until the sun comes up.
 
You go PC exclusive.

and you're smart enough to download the demo first before buying a game.

also a few i go by


You're not a true gamer until ...

...you stayed up all night playing games with friends and drinking all the alcohol in the house

...you buy the same game twice just to have a spare collectors copy in mint condition

...you'd rather be playing games that chasing tail

...you'd rather finish the level than be early for work

...you're so tired you collapse and die
 
..you stop calling yourself a true gamer.
 
You acknowledge what a stupid term 'gamer' is and use a suitable alternative.
 
You acknowledge what a stupid term 'gamer' is and use a suitable alternative.
But how could you say that when there are such cool products tailored to our every need? Like Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel and the Gillette Gamer Razor?
 
...you piss on all of the games in your collection, marking your territory as the 0wNzer of the game.
 
...you give up having a life in favor of your gaming career.
 
....you go to a school and shoot ever-

Wait, no.
 
....you go to a school and shoot ever-

Wait, no.

lol, almost.

....you go to school and play video games

....you go to work and play video games

....you go to a friends house and play video games

....your having sex for the 7th time and your still playing video games!
 
... you can perform a dragon punch. That's what separates us from them.
 
...you fought in the only console war that mattered.


Sup Warbie?
 
... When your outside you can't help but think "damn that's some good graphics".
 
...you spend too much time on an online forum devoted to a game
 
lol, almost.

....you go to school and play video games

....you go to work and play video games

....you go to a friends house and play video games

....your having sex for the 7th time and your still playing video games!

I don't know what is wrong with you, but you're either trying way too hard or not nearly hard enough. I feel embarassed to read your posts.
 
you go out at night and notice light reflecting of of your jewelry. It disturbs you greatly.

you look at a crowbar and notice it does not have red and grey on it.This also disturbs you greatly.

you find yourself wearing clothes that blends in with your surroundings.
 
Hey We should make an achievment list and who ever has them all is a gamer!
 
People will pad the list with impossible tasks.

Like turbo tunnel on one life, or beating NES Ducktales.
 
you look at a crowbar and notice it does not have red and grey on it.This also disturbs you greatly.

I get pissed every time I walk into my garage. There are like 6 in there and they are all grey. Like wtf kinda crowbar is that.
 
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