how to tell it's time to leave your girlfriend

[jverne]

this revelation just came on my mind this morning.

you know you need to dump your girlfriend when she's not willing to swallow anymore. if she's the non swallowing type, then what the hell are you wasting your time with her in the first place.


to not end up so sexist, here's the female version:

"shut up woman and put your burka on!"


no, just kidding.

you should dump him when doggystyle becomes his favorite and only sex pose.

 

[Xevrex]

What about when she starts to be a controlling bitch or cheats on you?

 

[Anthraxxx]

It's time to leave your girlfriend when she thinks it's okay to leave the kitchen.

 

[jverne]

ssshhhhhh...some girls might hear you.

 

[VirusType2]

It's time to leave your girlfriend when she pulls out a penis that doesn't belong to you.

 

[jverne]

It's time to leave your girlfriend when she pulls out a penis that doesn't belong to you.

ugh, that must have been a really awkward situation. what did you do?

 

[Ennui]

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