How would you describe love?

[15357]

Pffft you love it

I'm no slag ;( well... kinda

slag? :rolling:

 

[The Monkey]

slag? :rolling:

"The vitreous mass left as a residue by the smelting of metallic ore."

 

[ComradeBadger]

Some of these are good definitions - and some from jilted boyfriends

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slag&r=f

 

[kirovman]

****...more like walking through hell.

That's a good euphanism actually.

6000 miles is a long way.

 

[Tr0n]

That's a good euphanism actually.

6000 miles is a long way.

Eh?Explain?

You're in a long distance relationship?

 

[kirovman]

Eh?Explain?

You're in a long distance relationship?

Yep, 2 years now. Hope I can make it a normal relationship after I get a job.

Girlfriend is from China, but she's in Europe now, so it's a lot closer, but still long distance. We see each other nearly every 1 or 2 months though, longest being 5 months apart.

 

[Tr0n]

Yep, 2 years now. Hope I can make it a normal relationship after I get a job.

Girlfriend is from China, but she's in Europe now, so it's a lot closer, but still long distance. We see each other nearly every 1 or 2 months though.

Oh, what country she in now and how old is she if you don't mind me asking?I'm curious...

I hope you can do a better job then I did...mine only lasted 6 months.2 years...holy shit.

 

[kirovman]

Oh, what country she in now and how old is she if you don't mind me asking?I'm curious...

I hope you can do a better job then I did...mine only lasted 6 months.2 years...holy shit.

Spends about half her time in Germany and Spain, she's 25 (although Chinese law states she's 26...you are 1 year old when you are born apprently).

Hoping to do well in my job, graduating soon, so I want to get a nice little grad job with a decent wage. And climb the career ladder if I can. Got a couple of interviews lined up.

 

[Tr0n]

Well damn...2 years tho.

God I wish I could've made it last that long.

Now I'm a sad panda...

/me cries

 

[15357]

Spends about half her time in Germany and Spain, she's 25 (although Chinese law states she's 26...you are 1 year old when you are born apprently).

Hoping to do well in my job, graduating soon, so I want to get a nice little grad job with a decent wage. And climb the career ladder if I can. Got a couple of interviews lined up.

of course your 1 when youre born, how can you be 0? Do you not exist?


/me shakes head

 

[kirovman]

of course your 1 when youre born, how can you be 0? Do you not exist?


* 15357 shakes head

That's the oriental way of thinking.

Now look this way. You start at zero and go up to being on this earth for 1 year, hence one year old. Hence you have your 1st birthday one year after you were born.

But putting your Date of Birth one year before you were even born is even crazier.

You can't say the earth's surface is at 1 metre height for example, it's at 0 metres, but it still exists.

 

[15357]

That's the oriental way of thinking.

Now look this way. You start at zero and go up to being on this earth for 1 year, hence one year old. Hence you have your 1st birthday one year after you were born.

But putting your Date of Birth one year before you were even born is even crazier.

You can't say the earth's surface is at 1 metre height for example, it's at 0 metres, but it still exists.

Now, think of it this way, errr, um, the day you were born is your birthday. so, your 1st birthday is the day you were born. (duh..) <-- no offence.



Also, you can't say that earth has 0 atmospheric pressure, its at 1, but its still normal.

 

[kirovman]

Now, think of it this way, errr, um, the day you were born is your birthday. so, your 1st birthday is the day you were born. (duh..) <-- no offence.



Also, you can't say that earth has 0 atmospheric pressure, its at 1, but its still normal.

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree (but I know I'm right )

Also I was talking about height from Earth's surface as an analogy, but using atmospheric pressure doesn't work that way, otherwise our age would decrease exponentially as we got older :x

 

[15357]

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree (but I know I'm right )

Also I was talking about height from Earth's surface as an analogy, but using atmospheric pressure doesn't work that way, otherwise our age would decrease exponentially as we got older :x

i know i'm right too.

perhaps both of us are wrong.... :|


anyway, lets get back on topic before the mods ban me.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Your first birthday doesn't mean you're one year old...

You actually physically aren't one year old when you're born. If anything, you should celebrate being one year old a few months after birth.

kirovman's explanation is good though


Long distance relationships :x Crazy stuff there...crazy stuff. That isn't to say I'd give it up for anything though

 

[kirovman]

i know i'm right too.

perhaps both of us are wrong.... :|


anyway, lets get back on topic before the mods ban me.

Yes of course... *manly cough*

Anyway love is heaven at the best of times, hell at the worst of times... a twist of what someone else just said earlier.

 

[15357]

Your first birthday doesn't mean you're one year old...

You actually physically aren't one year old when you're born. If anything, you should celebrate being one year old a few motnhs after birth.

kirovman's explanation is good though


Long distance relationships :x Crazy stuff there...crazy stuff. That isn't to say I'd give it up for anything though

lets stop with the age thing. we have our differences. the west have their culture, the east have their culture.

i think most of the time, long distance relationships wouldn't work out.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

So because my brother is getting married to someone from another country... does that mean the rest of us in long distance relationships are doomed?

 

[15357]

off topic, sorry: i asked my mother and she said that we count the months in the womb as 1 year...

 

[JellyWorld]

off topic, sorry: i asked my mother and she said that we count the months in the womb as 1 year...

you spend A YEAR in the womb???? Asian people are weird. Oh wait, I'm asian. pfft.

 

[15357]

you spend A YEAR in the womb???? Asian people are weird. Oh wait, I'm asian. pfft.

no you moron, we count the 9 months as a year.

(no offense)

 

[kirovman]

off topic, sorry: i asked my mother and she said that we count the months in the womb as 1 year...

Yeah that's what I was told. I was like, "oh so you're only 3 years and 355 days older than me?"

And that would make me 23, which I'm clearly not.

 

[Ren.182]

Love... The feeling i felt when my lips first touched hers...

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Love... The feeling i felt when my lips first touched hers...

... Long distances really suck :|

 

[Shodan]

One way love, you love somebody, but they don't love you.

That is pain and suffering, or if you love sombody and they die, it is worse than dying.

 

[SimonomiS]

Love?
Don't think I've ever experianced it. If I have, its ridiculously over-hyped. Maybe I loved someone once, but if I truely loved her, then I wouldn't have cheated on her. Although I did get fairly depressed and suicidal afterwards...
I think that was more infatuation than love.
People round here use "love" as a slightly stronger word for "like". Annoys the hell out of me. :|

 

[kirovman]

People round here use "love" as a slightly stronger word for "like". Annoys the hell out of me. :|

Annoys me too, words that get thrown around too lightly.

 

[Razor]

Love is a feeling that unifies all the other feelings and can bring out the best and the worst in a human being.

The essence of love is undescribably wonderful and you have to experience it first hand to know what it feels like.

 

[Chav]

Love is a shitty good feeling.

or

Love is a good shitty feeling.

 

[jondy]

Love describes a connection. The connection the word implies is intangible; undefinable.

But yeah, I've been in love.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

To answer my own question, love is despair. Like being stabbed in the heart, and knowing that pulling the knife back out will cause you to bleed to death.

Yeah, Ennui, I'm in a shitty situation. The one thing worse than loving someone and them not caring is knowing they love you back, but won't give it a chance because of superficial friends who detest you and an outdated belief that the woman HAS to be younger than the man.

Love is one of the reasons I drink so much.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Burn]

/me waves fist at most people in this thread who are describing love, yet are not in love themselves

You fools, you insane fools!

 

[xLostx]

I would describe love as....Ritz

 

[Tr0n]

If ritz is love then I just might as well kill myself.

 

[CptStern]

just to clear up something ...when you're born you are not 9 months old ...you are 0 months old ...think of it this way: 40 weeks = 9 full months full term baby

...my son was born 3 months premature ...so when he was born he was actually -3 months ..wehn he reached the day he was supposed to be born he was 0 months old

 

[jondy]

* Ritz waves fist at most people in this thread who are describing love, yet are not in love themselves


You fools, you insane fools!

But you're allowed a shot if you've been in love, right?

no?

ok

 

[oldagerocker]

just to clear up something ...when you're born you are not 9 months old ...you are 0 months old ...think of it this way: 40 weeks = 9 full months full term baby

...my son was born 3 months premature ...so when he was born he was actually -3 months ..wehn he reached the day he was supposed to be born he was 0 months old

hey, i was born 3 months premature, but my birthday is the day i was taken out of the womb!

 

[CptStern]

hey, i was born 3 months premature, but my birthday is the day i was taken out of the womb!

so is my son's ..btw out of curiosity ..are you small for your age? did you have a tough time in school? do you remember if you were behind other kids in terms of development? I'm asking cuz I rarely have this opportunity

 

[Pesmerga]

I couldn't tell you, Angry Lawyer, I've never been in love. To put it simply, love is simply a connection, and once you connect, you won't have to assure yourself it's true.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

so is my son's ..btw out of curiosity ..are you small for your age? did you have a tough time in school? do you remember if you were behind other kids in terms of development? I'm asking cuz I rarely have this opportunity

My friend was born premature, and he always makes the joke about "I was born early, and I've been later ever since".

Hes a funny guy, pretty intelligent. He had a tough time, but hes come out of school on top... all along I knew he was the "cool" one, and now that has become obvious to world, and not just me. I wouldn't say he was behind in any way at all really.