I can't believe I'm actually going here, but yeah..

Solaris said:
I'd see how far she'll let you go.
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Hey, I get it!.

But honestly, I don't want this girl just to get in her pants, she actually has a decent personality sans the whole "I flirt with other guys behind my boyfriend's back" part.
 
SHE'S A COCKTEASE

Sounds to me like she's making you into her cuddlebitch (Read: Ladder Theory). Tell her you want to sex her up and get it out there. If she denies you access, ABORT THE MISSION.
 
Absinthe said:
SHE'S A COCKTEASE

Sounds to me like she's making you into her cuddlebitch (Read: Ladder Theory). Tell her you want to sex her up and get it out there. If she denies you access, ABORT THE MISSION.
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Once again though, I wanted her for personality, not sexz0rz.
 
Jangle said:
Surely there's something else, or you wouldn't want to take it further.
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She's a girl who I can actually relate to, she's attractive, and she's nice.

So...yeah, believe it or not, I'd actually like to be ROMANTIC with her rather than purely sexual.
 
Slacker said:
So...yeah, believe it or not, I'd actually like to be ROMANTIC with her rather than purely sexual.
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Ohhh. I thought you meant you didn't actually find her attractive, you just liked her personality.
 
Her personality apparently consists of leading on guys behind her boyfriend's back.

I don't know her, so perhaps my judgment is uncalled for. But in my experience, those kinds of people generally aren't worth it. Just tell her how you're seeing things. If she's actually interested in you, then great. If not, then at least you can go home, rub one out, and drop her.
 
Absinthe said:
Her personality apparently consists of leading on guys behind her boyfriend's back.

I don't know her, so perhaps my judgment is uncalled for. But in my experience, those kinds of people generally aren't worth it. Just tell her how you're seeing things. If she's actually interested in you, then great. If not, then at least you can go home, rub one out, and drop her.
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That ladder theory is really depressing. Now I think that everybody is a terrible person.
 
Absinthe said:
Her personality apparently consists of leading on guys behind her boyfriend's back.

I don't know her, so perhaps my judgment is uncalled for. But in my experience, those kinds of people generally aren't worth it. Just tell her how you're seeing things. If she's actually interested in you, then great. If not, then at least you can go home, rub one out, and drop her.
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I suppose. But still, my friend still has feelings for her, so maybe he was either A. Really exaggerating, or B. Wanting to mislead me. So yeah, I'm going to get her side of the story, etc.
 
I just think the thing todo with friends is bollocks.

I don't think theres a friends ladder really.. I mean hell, it's welllllllllllll easy to turn a friendship to sex.
 
I actually believe that's covered by the Ladder Theory as well, under the "Manifestations of the Ladder" section.

You would be termed as a "friend with benefits".
 
Actually It doesn't seem to cover "Females with boyfriends". I mean I had a female friend who had a boyfriend. Now she was very attractive yeah, but all I wanted to be was friends because I knew her boyfriend was a really nice guy. Turns out she apparently said something nasty behind my back though, so I stopped talking to her. I don't know what she said, too. Buh I'm not getting into this.

The way I see it, personally, is that I don't like how females get a lot of the sexual power in relationships, so I figure I have no time for females who think that they can use their feminine wiles to make men sweaty and/or compliant. Just no time for it.
 
Haha though I've never been told:

* "You're like a brother to me"
* "You're like a big teddy bear"
* "I feel like I can talk to you about anything"
* "You're so nice"
* "Can you help me with my homework"

Those aren't friends things.. those are 'you're a doormat' things.
 
ComradeBadger said:
I just think the thing todo with friends is bollocks.

I don't think theres a friends ladder really.. I mean hell, it's welllllllllllll easy to turn a friendship to sex.
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Only if she always wanted sex with you. In which case you were always on her relationship ladder.
 
don't worry about it, she's a big girl. I did the same thing actually and at a party ended up sleeping with my friends little sister. i was 18 she was 16 (baring in mind that's legal here). but it was fine, her sister (my friend) didn't mind, in the end it's up to the girl.
 
rambler said:
don't worry about it, she's a big girl. I did the same thing actually and at a party ended up sleeping with my friends little sister. i was 18 she was 16 (baring in mind that's legal here). but it was fine, her sister (my friend) didn't mind, in the end it's up to the girl.
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Uh.

Wow.
 
rambler said:
don't worry about it, she's a big girl. I did the same thing actually and at a party ended up sleeping with my friends little sister. i was 18 she was 16 (baring in mind that's legal here). but it was fine, her sister (my friend) didn't mind, in the end it's up to the girl.
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I'd kick your ass.
 
lol, well it's not as simple as that though.. we'd hooked up at party's before, and still do. i dunno we just have this sexual thing going on.. like before we slept together she gave me a bj and we're always pulling etc..

i'm making myself look worse aren't i?...... i'll stop talking...
 
rambler said:
lol, well it's not as simple as that though.. we'd hooked up at party's before, and still do. i dunno we just have this sexual thing going on.. like before we slept together she gave me a bj and we're always pulling etc..

i'm making myself look worse aren't i?...... i'll stop talking...
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Good plan.
 
yes that was me, and i beleive there's a link to said thread in my signiture. unfortunately our love affair ended when my computer died beyone repair.

the other day i was actually with my girlfriend and i remember thinking how much i preferred the fake polygonal kind. the sex is better too.

and i am not a pedo, that's a bit mean. i'm 19 and she's 17, and anyway i'm not with her now, my current GF is only about half a year younger.
 
no i was talking about when we first hooked up..

... i new i should have stopped talking.. i just come off as a heartless bastard who uses girls, but i'm not. i'm really a very nice person.
 
rambler said:
no i was talking about when we first hooked up..

... i new i should have stopped talking.. i just come off as a heartless bastard who uses girls, but i'm not. i'm really a very nice person.
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You don't fcuk a freinds sister.
 
Gawd don't do it. At least don't until she breaks up. Thats rather harsh

edits-

ComradeBadger said:
I just think the thing todo with friends is bollocks.

I don't think theres a friends ladder really.. I mean hell, it's welllllllllllll easy to turn a friendship to sex.
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Hmmm I'd really have to disagree. Maybe for you :p. But when your friends you usually move to a lower state of sexuality.
 
If a friend of mine slept with my sister, I'd beat the shit out of them. So thank god I don't have any sisters.

I hope I never have any daughters for similar reasons.
 
I find being attracted to my friends' sisters kind of awkward, because really they are the female versions of my friends... which is weird...
 
my friend was a girl, so was her sister.

also i have a sister, i know she has a sex life, no big deal.
 
I'd beat you regardless of my genitalia. Just saying.
 
man rambler you never talk about anything but your girlfriends or girls you've hooked up with
 
Ennui said:
man rambler you never talk about anything but your girlfriends or girls you've hooked up with
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Like I said, he's the horniness of Badger, mixed with the intelligence level of George Bush and Dakota Fanning.
 
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