I have never dated or slept with a pretty woman

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Dgenatron said:
How about showing her my pen0r, and her showing me her vagin0r?

On a more serious note, you want me to go to a party and not dance, drink or smoke? Sounds like a good idea, I will just sit in a couch and try to appear like I am busy doing something.
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Meh, well Im just saying being fat is not the issue, the issue is what kind of person you are. I need to go back to spamming that other thread now..
 
Burn said:
Meh, well Im just saying being fat is not the issue, the issue is what kind of person you are. I need to go back to spamming that other thread now..
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Ouch, Dgen has been turned down again.
 
Burn said:
Meh, well Im just saying being fat is not the issue, the issue is what kind of person you are. I need to go back to spamming that other thread now..
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true, if you dont go out and dont have any friends you have a big problem, and need serious changes

but hey i can get chicks (keeping them is different) but im still virgin, and i dont care, just wait for the right female

and disturbed lemme guess, u slept with a girl but no sex? lol ^_^
 
DizzyOne said:
but hey i can get chicks (keeping them is different) but im still virgin, and i dont care, just wait for the right female
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How old are you?
 
Lex Luthor said:
How old are you?
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19 (my birthday was 2 days ago lol)

i could have had sex if i wanted, but 1 i didnt have condoms and the girl was a slut...
 
DiSTuRbEd said:
No I slept with a goat, and had sex0r. :rolling:
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Goats are for sissys, it would be like you to go after a goat. Have sex with something extreme, like a Grizzly Bear, or a Huge ****ing Aligator.
 
one thing i know works very well is by not doing anything at all, just knowing a girl for a long time and you should work her in her mind, so less talking is good.
what i mean to say is that you should show her that your not like the guy she hates without words and let her mind do the work, dno how i should explain this...

got 30 dollars?
http://www.how2pickupgirls.com/s1/
this guide will help you lol
 
DizzyOne said:
true, if you dont go out and dont have any friends you have a big problem, and need serious changes
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I currently have only a handful of friends, which is another way of saying, I don't really have friends, but I used to, back in the golden days...
 
Dgenatron said:
I currently have only a handful of friends, which is another way of saying, I don't really have friends, but I used to, back in the golden days...
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you got a job where a lot of girls work? no? find one?
you follow any classes with a lot of girls? no? try something like salsa dancing, be creative lol
 
you got friends that know girls? its easier to hang out with girls with a club of friends
 
DizzyOne said:
one thing i know works very well is by not doing anything at all, just knowing a girl for a long time and you should work her in her mind, so less talking is good.
what i mean to say is that you should show her that your not like the guy she hates without words and let her mind do the work, dno how i should explain this...
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I've found that if I'm working along side some women and remain professional, they'll start to flirt with me. Why is this? I swear some women love to do nothing more than tease/torment/corrupt men. This is how I met my ex.
 
maybe becuz you act liek everything will come to you eventually?
 
buck the **** up and ask them to go to a movie. it doesnt have to be nerdy and awkward.

"want to see a movie?" is enough. dont studder like a worthless piece of shit and you will be golden. sure you will get rejected sometimes and sometimes you wont. the key to that is to then make them laugh and become sexy, which you arent because you're fat and ugly. so, good luck.
 
gh0st said:
buck the **** up and ask them to go to a movie. it doesnt have to be nerdy and awkward.

"want to see a movie?" is enough. dont studder like a worthless piece of shit and you will be golden. sure you will get rejected sometimes and sometimes you wont. the key to that is to then make them laugh and become sexy, which you arent because you're fat and ugly. so, good luck.
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:LOL: Sorry, off topic, but that post is the funniest thing I've read in a while.


"Don't stutter like a worthless piece of shit." << That's good advice.
 
Infernal Shade said:
Try Pherlure. I'm gonna get a bottle just to see if it works.
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rofl i just bought it, im gonna try it out too. when it comes, i'll make a thread and review it.
 
Infernal Shade said:
lol, I'll be sure to add my experiences as well
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omfg did you buy it? please console me, i think i wasted 50 bucks
 
Dgenatron said:
How about showing her my pen0r, and her showing me her vagin0r?

On a more serious note, you want me to go to a party and not dance, drink or smoke? Sounds like a good idea, I will just sit in a couch and try to appear busy (EDIT) listening to music and watching other people dance and have fun, all the while hoping that nobody notices that all I have been doing is sitting there like an idiot and obviously having a great time.
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Have you ever been to a party? Sitting on the couch = my job. I'm the chatup guy, and couch = easy to sit together get close, talk, closer, once you've got your arm around her she feels secure and you're set if you've got it that far.

Seriously just go somewhere. You're forcing yourself to not enjoy it, as much as you may want it to be your lifestyle, being a total recluse is not normal to society, and it won't allow you to get a girlfriend, or if you do get one, keep one.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
Have you ever been to a party? Sitting on the couch = my job. I'm the chatup guy, and couch = easy to sit together get close, talk, closer, once you've got your arm around her she feels secure and you're set if you've got it that far.

Seriously just go somewhere. You're forcing yourself to not enjoy it, as much as you may want it to be your lifestyle, being a total recluse is not normal to society, and it won't allow you to get a girlfriend, or if you do get one, keep one.
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or you can just get some pherlure
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
Have you ever been to a party? Sitting on the couch = my job. I'm the chatup guy, and couch = easy to sit together get close, talk, closer, once you've got your arm around her she feels secure and you're set if you've got it that far.

Seriously just go somewhere. You're forcing yourself to not enjoy it, as much as you may want it to be your lifestyle, being a total recluse is not normal to society, and it won't allow you to get a girlfriend, or if you do get one, keep one.
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He's got a point...granted..party chicks are..ugh.

Just go there, be teh DD. Girls that play DD like that too. And they enjoy talking, so hell, be the chatter. That's what couches are for :)
 
I don't understand why you're asking an internet forum that you really haven't been a part of for a very long time this, but...

There's part of your problem right there.

You know what the biggest turnoff for the women I've encountered in my life are? Low self-esteem, whiny-ness, and that sort of thing. Do something interesting once and a while, be outgoing and fun, and more people pay attention to you. Complain all the time and be timid to the point where its annoying, and people won't want to be around you.

Believe me, I know that much. It's just a difficult thing to do. Heh.
 
CyberPitz said:
He's got a point...granted..party chicks are..ugh.

Just go there, be teh DD. Girls that play DD like that too. And they enjoy talking, so hell, be the chatter. That's what couches are for :)
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I go to classy parties.

[SARCASM]Last time I was told the next morning I was going a bit far with a fat chick. I haven't drank since.[/SARCASM]
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
[SARCASM]Last time I was told the next morning I was going a bit far with a fat chick. I haven't drank since.[/SARCASM]
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There's no shame in doing that once. We've all been there. Now if you repeatedly do it, that's another story.

I know a guy that actually put a bag over the girl's head as he walked her to the car the next morning, so the other guys in the dorm couldn't see her face. How he got her to agree to that, I have no idea.
 
Infernal Shade said:
There's no shame in doing that once. We've all been there. Now if you repeatedly do it, that's another story.

I know a guy that actually put a bag over the girl's head as he walked her to the car the next morning, so the other guys in the dorm couldn't see her face. How he got her to agree to that, I have no idea.
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BWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
 
Infernal Shade said:
I know a guy that actually put a bag over the girl's head as he walked her to the car the next morning, so the other guys in the dorm couldn't see her face. How he got her to agree to that, I have no idea.
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hah, i loled IRL
 
Pesmerga said:
RakuraiTenjin, that's a really ugly xp theme.
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... and when used in conjunction with Internet Explorer their powers combine to form something so terrifying that the link should probably be censored... lest we risk corrupting the children. Think of the poor children!
 
even the standard silver color theme is better than that shit :|
 
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