I have never dated or slept with a pretty woman

[Sheikah42]

What a huge load of bullshit.
What's it like living in a teen movie?

it's not bullshit. and it's nice living in a teen movie where i get ass at least a few times, whereas when i was nice i never got any.

 

[Foxtrot]

well a lot of people out there are too nice to pick up chicks. that's the MAIN problem. nice guys get either fat chicks or they get internet porn. that's it. our candidate here simply doesn't want that and no one seems to be giving him the information he asked for...

now dgenatron -

rule 1.) you must be confident at all times (meaning don't smile too much if you're around an "mtv girl." even if she's incredibly hot, just treat her like she's one of your fat friends that just got accepted to western arkasas university and she's majoring in communications or something shitty like that. make eye contact wtih her, never look down when talking to her. don't offer to pay for anything.

rule 2.) if you're hanging out with a group of guys and girls, you have to be a cocky asshole. by this i mean, let's say another guy mentions something like (i.e. i voted bush and i'm damn proud of it.) you'd respond with somethin like "haha great i'm surrounded by another ****ing hick." i'm not saying that you'll ever come across something like this, but i'm saying that's how you should act. or if you were the republican, you'd say "great another democrat that wants to legalize everything." girls will like that you speak your mind.

you will also have to make fun of people behind their back around girls (and yes it's still not a good thing) but it WILL work in the end. that's what i meant by sacrificing. it's risky which friends you might lose...

rule 3.) make fun of the girls nicely - examples - "that ****ing dress looks like another abercrombie rip off" or make fun of guys too - "haha i saw this ****ing tool today with a popped up collar... etc. etc."

rule 4.) watch mtv and dress up like those flamers. i don't like mtv, and i don't like the people on there. but you have to dress like them if you want things to happen. i know, it sucks. go to some preppy store and buy black jeans, girls love black jeans. and buy some fancy red shirt to go over it or something. gel your hair too even if you think you look funny.

rule 5.) when the time is right, brag about what you can (i.e. "I JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO GEORGIA TECH AND I'M MAJORING IN MICROBIOLOGY") or "i'm so glad i'm not as useless as that lost girl in aruba, how retarded could that stupid slut get." hot girls normally like guys who talk like this.

i'll come up with more later i have to take a goddamn shower

......:|

 

[Sheikah42]

ok i'll shut up now but i'm just giving him my advice and letting him know it worked for me, he doesn't have to be a dick if he doesn't want to. it's just a post, nothing serious.

i have a feeling i'm gonna get flamed a lot for my post :-D

 

[Sui]

Naa, your post was great Then again, I'm only saying that because you have 42 in your name...

 

[Hectic Glenn]

ok i'll shut up now but i'm just giving him my advice and letting him know it worked for me, he doesn't have to be a dick if he doesn't want to. it's just a post, nothing serious.

i have a feeling i'm gonna get flamed a lot for my post :-D

So your saying your a dick now? I suppose thats alright then, you know and your getting some 'ass' so who cares tbh. No one likes you

This is an example of someone who became so desperate, they took the easy way out and now sleeps with shallow girls, who also sleep with the entire neighbourhood! BUT THATS ALL THAT MATTERS RIGHT!? We call these people morons :thumbs:

 

[Sheikah42]

So your saying your a dick now? I suppose thats alright then, you know and your getting some 'ass' so who cares tbh. No one likes you

This is an example of someone who became so desperate, they took the easy way out and now sleeps with shallow girls, who also sleep with the entire neighbourhood! BUT THATS ALL THAT MATTER RIGHT!? We call these people morons

NO see let me explain something to you. the thread starter obviously just wants a hot girl to bang, nothing more. if he wanted more, he wouldn't just care about appearence. i'm giving him advice how i got mine. i never stated that what i was doing was RIGHT or that he HAS to do this my way. i just made a suggestion.

now seeing that you went out of your way to also reply to such a retarded thread, that shows you're just as big as a moron as me. end of story.

btw i'm talking about american chicks not european chicks....

 

[MiccyNarc]

NO see let me explain something to you. the thread starter obviously just wants a hot girl to bang, nothing more. if he wanted more, he wouldn't just care about appearence. i'm giving him advice how i got mine. i never stated that what i was doing was RIGHT or that he HAS to do this my way. i just made a suggestion.

Glenn's point stands.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I believe he didn't want just that, considering he said DATED nor slept. Not just slept, suggesting to me that he would like to spend time with girls as well. And this is not a retarded thread, its someone asking for help, which if you'd rather call them that, then the only moron here is yourself for trying to make him into some airhead like you. So not only are you apparently helping this guy you are calling him retarded. Well done, now why are you here again? Makes me think your just trying to **** him up. Now go take your shower, i can smell something i don't like...

 

[nick_t]

I think that's the best advice:

rule 1.) you must be confident at all times (meaning don't smile too much if you're around an "mtv girl." even if she's incredibly hot, just treat her like she's one of your fat friends that just got accepted to western arkasas university and she's majoring in communications or something shitty like that. make eye contact wtih her, never look down when talking to her. don't offer to pay for anything.

- A lot of people think that since they like someone a lot, they should show it by beeing cheerful all the time and overlykind. Don't do this! Just be yourself and treat attractive girls as though they are part of the hoi polloi and DON'T PAY FOR ANYTHING - (i.e. Her: Do you have some money I can "borrow" for lunch? You: *Smack!*)

- Also, the only thing I can suggest is be optimistic, have a favourite hobby/sport, have something going for you. Dress nicely and look sharp since your personality shows through everything! But remember, don't sell yourself so you can be what people in highschool think is the shizznit. It's different after high school and you probably won't see most of the people.

Most important: be smart, funny, and confident - just an enjoyable person. It's not only what girls seek, it's the type of person everybody wants to be around.

 

[mortiz]

hey man, I don't get the nice chicks either, but that's cool, one day I'll make them all pay muwhahahahahahahahahahaha *cough*

 

[Foxtrot]

hey man, I don't get the nice chicks either, but that's cool, one day I'll make them all pay muwhahahahahahahahahahaha *cough*

You are going to rape and kill women?

 

[ray_MAN]

well a lot of people out there are too nice to pick up chicks. that's the MAIN problem. nice guys get either fat chicks or they get internet porn. that's it. our candidate here simply doesn't want that and no one seems to be giving him the information he asked for...

now dgenatron -

rule 1.) you must be confident at all times (meaning don't smile too much if you're around an "mtv girl." even if she's incredibly hot, just treat her like she's one of your fat friends that just got accepted to western arkasas university and she's majoring in communications or something shitty like that. make eye contact wtih her, never look down when talking to her. don't offer to pay for anything.

rule 2.) if you're hanging out with a group of guys and girls, you have to be a cocky asshole. by this i mean, let's say another guy mentions something like (i.e. i voted bush and i'm damn proud of it.) you'd respond with somethin like "haha great i'm surrounded by another ****ing hick." i'm not saying that you'll ever come across something like this, but i'm saying that's how you should act. or if you were the republican, you'd say "great another democrat that wants to legalize everything." girls will like that you speak your mind.

you will also have to make fun of people behind their back around girls (and yes it's still not a good thing) but it WILL work in the end. that's what i meant by sacrificing. it's risky which friends you might lose...

rule 3.) make fun of the girls nicely - examples - "that ****ing dress looks like another abercrombie rip off" or make fun of guys too - "haha i saw this ****ing tool today with a popped up collar... etc. etc."

rule 4.) watch mtv and dress up like those flamers. i don't like mtv, and i don't like the people on there. but you have to dress like them if you want things to happen. i know, it sucks. go to some preppy store and buy black jeans, girls love black jeans. and buy some fancy red shirt to go over it or something. gel your hair too even if you think you look funny.

rule 5.) when the time is right, brag about what you can (i.e. "I JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO GEORGIA TECH AND I'M MAJORING IN MICROBIOLOGY") or "i'm so glad i'm not as useless as that lost girl in aruba, how retarded could that stupid slut get." hot girls normally like guys who talk like this. once again it's not right, but it works.

i'll come up with more later i have to take a goddamn shower

If this guy spent as much time sulking on forums trying to get a girlfriend or losing some weight, he wouldn't be in this situation. If all he's going to do is degrade him self, then he's not going to get anywhere. A tip: Get the **** off the computer and get outside!

 

[baron insig]

:O You skinny bastard! I'm 5'9 and 160 pounds.

im about 5,9 na half and 135 pounds so amfg!!1

oh btw just so you know ignore the tit who said u have to be an asshole to get a hot girl,

I am not an asshole and the lady friend im aqauinted with is amazing, tho i dont tihnk she would be up for posting a pic of her self on these forums, go on hotornot, clcik thru a load tlil u find a blonde on 9.9 with amazing green,gold eyes, u found her

 

[mortiz]

You are going to rape and kill women?

Several if the police don't catch me.

On another note, if a girl asks you if you play sports say "Yes, I play e-Sports", if she doesn't know what that is the bitch doesn't deserve your attention.

 

[MiccyNarc]

im about 5,9 na half and 135 pounds so amfg!!1

I'm 6'3" and 155 lbs. What's your point? :bounce:

 

[baron insig]

were all skinny fudgers

 

[nick_t]

Guys please stop posting your weights - no1 cares. It's all about how your body looks. A beefy tough guy is better looking than some skinny dude. Instead of posting your weight and height, post something more relavant, such as how many inches your biceps are or something...

 

[baron insig]

yeh but thts it, i dont give a shit how i look, i work in a warehouse, so im not Skinny, im jsut toned and have the muscle i need to occomplish my job and make lurrvvvee

so how about, no one on here is rele gunan give u the answer to getting a fit girl, that is a direly shallow aspect on how u want things to happen, jsut go out be yourself and you will find someone FUN

thats a hell of a lot more important than some fitty who cant string two words together.

put ur best pic u feel u have of yourself on hotornot .com and let other ppl say how gd looking u are, you might be pleasntly suprised i was and i do feel a lot more confident than i used to knowing that i wasnt ugly

 

[DizzyOne]

ok if your confused
1) get your life together ( meaning get a job, work on your body, get a hair and clothing style wich girls dig ( and yourself ofc), get a few hobbies outdoor, get a big group of friends, help out in the house, get good grades, work on your self esteem, and no you cannot skip any of these, they are all a must to get a pretty girl wich isnt shallow and very sweet)
2) get to know more then a handfull of girls and find a girl that fits you, becuz you cannot date a girl just becuz she is pretty or ****s good, or becuz everyone wants her
3) work on doing stuff with her, if you dont know how you should spend your time with a girl before you have one you are most likely not getting a girl or not keeping one for long. If you know how to spend your time with a girl, ( kissing half of the time could work if your a good kisser ) wich also relates to spending money,(but not 100% neccesary if she is low on cash aswell, but isnt recommended at all btw) err where was i...
aaw yes
if you know how to spend you time with a girl you could suggest these things to a girl or do them with her without her being your girlfriend, this way she would grow into being your grilfriend becuz you spend time with her

a small step for humanity a big step for you

 

[IonizeMyAtoms]

A beefy tough guy is better looking than some skinny dude.

That's just not true. Some people on here sure like making wild generalizations

 

[Sheikah42]

I believe he didn't want just that, considering he said DATED nor slept. Not just slept, suggesting to me that he would like to spend time with girls as well. And this is not a retarded thread, its someone asking for help, which if you'd rather call them that, then the only moron here is yourself for trying to make him into some airhead like you. So not only are you apparently helping this guy you are calling him retarded. Well done, now why are you here again? Makes me think your just trying to **** him up. Now go take your shower, i can smell something i don't like...

First off, yes this is a retarded thread. He started out by disrespecting himself, calling himself an obese "loser." I find that to be retarded you stupid ****. But I guess you think it's OKAY for him to disrespect himself like that. Looks like you're the airhead.

SECOND, he should know that appearence means NOTHING. It's what's on the inside that counts... he wants a "PRETTY" girl. But you think that this is an OKAY thread. Once again I call you a retarded ****.

Why am I here? To make my suggestion. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND INSULT ME FOR MAKING MY SUGGESTION. MAYBE YOU'RE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE HERE? I never insulted you to begin with.

I don't wanna hear another word out of you...

 

[DizzyOne]

before i forget

work is your shortcut

you meet girls at work, you are forced to spend time with them ( if your lucky in close quarters)
and if you get along they get drawn to you and want to do more with you ( like working, or hopefully more, but thats also up to you)

 

[IonizeMyAtoms]

it's not bullshit. and it's nice living in a teen movie where i get ass at least a few times, whereas when i was nice i never got any.

Well it's sad that you have to be an asshole to get girls. Personally, I would never want to degrade myself like that, and I wouldn't want to be with a girl who only wants assholes. Talk about a step back for humanity.
I'm as nice as can be and I have no trouble at all getting girls. To tell you the truth, most good looking girls I know hate assholes. Who wouldn't?

 

[mortiz]

ok if your confused
1) get your life together ( meaning get a job, work on your body, get a hair and clothing style wich girls dig, get a few hobbies outdoor, get a big group of friends, help out in the house, get good grades, work on your self esteem, and no you cannot skip any of these, they are all a must to get a pretty girl wich isnt shallow and very sweet)
2) get to know more then a handfull of girls and find a girl that fits you, becuz you cannot date a girl just becuz she is pretty or ****s good, or becuz everyone wants her
3) work on doing stuff with her, if you dont know how you should spend your time with a girl before you have one you are most likely not getting a girl or not keeping one for long. If you know how to spend your time with a girl, ( kissing half of the time could work if your a good kisser ) wich also relates to spending money,(but not 100% neccesary if she is low on cash aswell, but isnt recommended at all btw) err where was i...
aaw yes
if you know how to spend you time with a girl you could suggest these things to a girl or do them with her without her being your girlfriend, this way she would grow into being your grilfriend becuz you spend time with her

a small step for humanity a big step for you

All that for a chick, Jesus Christ, it's nice to have one but they're not that important. Unless you're a poser or desperate for a family.

 

[DizzyOne]

All that for a chick, Jesus Christ, it's nice to have one but they're not that important. Unless you're a poser or desperate for a family.

or you could be a normal guy like him and get an average chick
or you could be the asshole type and get a bitch

 

[Sheikah42]

"Well it's sad that you have to be an asshole to get girls. Personally, I would never want to degrade myself like that, and I wouldn't want to be with a girl who only wants assholes. Talk about a step back for humanity.
I'm as nice as can be and I have no trouble at all getting girls. To tell you the truth, most good looking girls I know hate assholes. Who wouldn't?"

Well in my case it's the complete opposite. 90% of the good looking girls I've come across love assholes.

 

[DizzyOne]

besides it isnt much really
it sounds like a shitload but its actually stuff you should be doing anyway

 

[IonizeMyAtoms]

Maybe you need to hang around different girls?
I'm not trying to be a dick to you, but do you honestly go out of your weay to be an asshole just to get some girls? Don't you think there's something wrong with that? Girls who only respect assholes have no business in society.

 

[Dgenatron]

www.johnstonefitness.com

www.fastseduction.com

Grow some ****ing balls, mate.

Apart from the pop-up adds, that seems like a great resource. I promise you I will read it at some point.

 

[Sheikah42]

It's not just me. Everyone I've come across. All my friends agree with me too. Maybe it's just a Michigan/Florida/California thing then...

 

[DizzyOne]

upperclass rich girl wich is not a bitch ( see it as a complete rare or unique item set wich fits your character perfectly) > middle class average girl

 

[Jimmeh]

Well in my case it's the complete opposite. 90% of the good looking girls I've come across love assholes.

Any girl you have to put a show on for and be an asshole for her to like you isn't worth your time. The reason 90% of the good looking girls you've come across like assholes is because all the ones that don't, avoid you, the asshole.

 

[DizzyOne]

i have the feeling you hoped for an easy way
well there isnt

get over it and find a fat ugly girl that plays game on gaia...

 

[Dgenatron]

So your saying your a dick now? I suppose thats alright then, you know and your getting some 'ass' so who cares tbh. No one likes you

This is an example of someone who became so desperate, they took the easy way out and now sleeps with shallow girls, who also sleep with the entire neighbourhood! BUT THATS ALL THAT MATTERS RIGHT!? We call these people morons :thumbs:

Glenn in as much as I like you I must disagree with you on that one. I am not looking for a wife or short lived romance, I am just looking for some ass.

 

[Dgenatron]

I believe he didn't want just that, considering he said DATED nor slept. Not just slept, suggesting to me that he would like to spend time with girls as well. And this is not a retarded thread, its someone asking for help, which if you'd rather call them that, then the only moron here is yourself for trying to make him into some airhead like you. So not only are you apparently helping this guy you are calling him retarded. Well done, now why are you here again? Makes me think your just trying to **** him up. Now go take your shower, i can smell something i don't like...

Glenn you do have a good point and I appreciate your help, but the truth is that what I am looking for is just a hot girl that I can bang. Of course, since I am no Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt, I would probably have to date them first, don't you think?

 

[smwScott]

Sheikah is actually right. If you're just trying to get laid then acting like a complete dick does attract girls. Not saying you should convert to a whole new lifestyle, and definitely not dress up like the dumbasses on MTV, but when your around a hot, shallow chick that you want to bone then act like a dick. Your friends should know whats up so its not like your alienating anyone. It really isn't a big deal, and it's not personally degrading. It's not like a one size fix all device for getting laid, but if your around some slutty girl and you think she's the type to go for it then try it out.

However, much better advice would be just to hang around people you like. The fact is there aren't a lot of hot nerds who sit at home all day and play video games. I don't want to tell you to settle but in a relationship you'd be a lot better off with someone who is say .... average (hopefully) but fits your personality type a lot better.

 

[DizzyOne]

Glenn you do have a good point and I appreciate your help, but the truth is that what I am looking for is just a hot girl that I can bang. Of course, since I am no Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt, I would probably have to date them first, don't you think?

you havent learned anything about this thread at all
(anyone got the attention whore pic at hand? lolol)

edit nvm thats not true

 

[Adidajs]

I am just looking for some ass.

Do you have at least a part-time job?
Do you have a circle of real friends outside your e-friends?


I think at the very least you need to make some changes in your life.You need to begin just by getting some friends. Sure, you just want some ass, but i think this is deeper. You need to work on your "people skills". You need to work on your confidence. You mentioned that you were overweight. Don't complain about it. Do something about it. You need to be a proactive person. Begin with small steps.

Do you buy your own food? If so, cut down on fatty foods. Don't buy cookies, chips, and just junk food so much. Mix in vegetables and lean chicken. Don't buy fast food so much. For instance, if you buy fast food 5 times a week. Cut down to 3 times a week and slowly cut it down. You need to make changes long term, not for a month or two. I really really suggest exercise, but you may not want to get burned out so quickly. Just focus on your diet initially. Work on good food habits.

You can still enjoy gaming, just cut down on it. Personally I like hanging out with friends way more than playing bf2 (well, most of the time). People need to see you're a cool person, you're fun, you're interesting, and attractive, but you do nothing to demonstrate your personality to others. Get out of your e-world. Earth is so much f*cking cooler.


Don't listen to Sheikah42. He sounds like a shallow person just to get some ass. It's not worth it.

edit1: btw, how old are you anyway?
edit2: if you're really serious about just banging a chick, well, then Sheikah42's your answer. And, you're even more hopeless and pathetic than i thought.

 

[Dgenatron]

put ur best pic u feel u have of yourself on hotornot .com and let other ppl say how gd looking u are, you might be pleasntly suprised i was and i do feel a lot more confident than i used to knowing that i wasnt ugly

Yeah but what if they don't like what they see? That will sink me in a huge depression, and depression is not a word I use lightly.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

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