I have never dated or slept with a pretty woman

[mortiz]

Yeah but what if they don't like what they see? That will sink me in a huge depression, and depression is not a word I use lightly.

Don't, if you want to cheer yourself up go and look at hotornot and know that the people who post their pictures on that site are probably bigger losers than you.

 

[Sheikah42]

That's All He Wants. To Get Some Ass. Take My Advice It Will Work.

 

[Lex Luthor]

Don't, if you want to cheer yourself up go and look at hotornot and know that the people who post their pictures on that site are probably bigger losers than you.

Hahaha, I know a guy who posted his pic there, that's so true.

 

[Dgenatron]

Sheikah is actually right. If you're just trying to get laid then acting like a complete dick does attract girls. Not saying you should convert to a whole new lifestyle, and definitely not dress up like the dumbasses on MTV, but when your around a hot, shallow chick that you want to bone then act like a dick. Your friends should know whats up so its not like your alienating anyone. It really isn't a big deal, and it's not personally degrading. It's not like a one size fix all device for getting laid, but if your around some slutty girl and you think she's the type to go for it then try it out.

However, much better advice would be just to hang around people you like. The fact is there aren't a lot of hot nerds who sit at home all day and play video games. I don't want to tell you to settle but in a relationship you'd be a lot better off with someone who is say .... average (hopefully) but fits your personality type a lot better.

I went to this Mexican restaurant the other day and on my way out I saw this incredibly hot chick wearing a white miniskirt and she smiled at me as I passed by, but I was too much of an idiot to react appropriately. Following your advice that I should act like an asshole when it comes to scoring with shallow slutty girls, how should I have displayed my assholeness in that case?

 

[SimonomiS]

Should've mimed "Call me." even though she has no idea who you are, or what your phone number is.

 

[xLostx]

if you want some ass then get a hooker

 

[Dgenatron]

Do you have at least a part-time job?
Do you have a circle of real friends outside your e-friends?


I think at the very least you need to make some changes in your life.You need to begin just by getting some friends. Sure, you just want some ass, but i think this is deeper. You need to work on your "people skills". You need to work on your confidence. You mentioned that you were overweight. Don't complain about it. Do something about it. You need to be a proactive person. Begin with small steps.

Do you buy your own food? If so, cut down on fatty foods. Don't buy cookies, chips, and just junk food so much. Mix in vegetables and lean chicken. Don't buy fast food so much. For instance, if you buy fast food 5 times a week. Cut down to 3 times a week and slowly cut it down. You need to make changes long term, not for a month or two. I really really suggest exercise, but you may not want to get burned out so quickly. Just focus on your diet initially. Work on good food habits.

You can still enjoy gaming, just cut down on it. Personally I like hanging out with friends way more than playing bf2 (well, most of the time). People need to see you're a cool person, you're fun, you're interesting, and attractive, but you do nothing to demonstrate your personality to others. Get out of your e-world. Earth is so much f*cking cooler.


Don't listen to Sheikah42. He sounds like a shallow person just to get some ass. It's not worth it.

edit1: btw, how old are you anyway?
edit2: if you're really serious about just banging a chick, well, then Sheikah42's your answer. And, you're even more hopeless and pathetic than i thought.

Good advice. I am 23 years old.

I have a point when I say to myself: for how long will I keep masturbating to 10 second movie clips of internet porn?

Edit: And yes, I do nothing to demonstrate my personality to others, because I don't care what they think about me. I wasn't always like this, I wonder what went wrong in my head.

 

[Dgenatron]

Should've mimed "Call me." even though she has no idea who you are, or what your phone number is.

I like that, but what do I do after she laughs at me?

 

[SimonomiS]

I like that, but what do I do after she laughs at me?

If it's a friendly laugh, laugh with her, write down your phone number on a piece of paper, and say "Seriously though, call me some time."

Or if she's laughing AT you, you laugh back, twice as loud, and when she ask's what you're laughing at say "YOUR FACE, BITCH!" and promptly kick her in the face.

 

[Ennui]

I like that, but what do I do after she laughs at me?

you shrug it off and don't care because she's not important.

don't be afraid of other people's reactions to you

 

[CrazyHarij]

Sigh.. This whole "asshole" thing is utterly stupid. Same with the idea that girls only like "jerks".

I really can't be arsed at the moment to write all that I should on the topic, but I'll try to summarize some things..

You may think sites like pickupguide.com and fastseduction.com are idiotic loser "how to get laid" pages, but they contain a whole lot of information on pretty much everything between confidence and a dominant attitude and things like female bodylanguage etc. It helps alot to know some of this stuff.

Some time ago I was afraid to even speak to girls, let alone look them in the eyes. But now I've gotten so confident it shows and it's simply amazing to see positive effects on girls I meet.

Being such a nerd I only had the knowledge from those sites at first, but now I have learnt so much just by talking with girls, it's so fun to exchange information and learn this. Now I can just say it's not a problem at all.

I don't know where to start, but girls like confident guys. Guys who shine and are alive. It varies alot between most girls of course, some like more dominant guys and younger girls of this kind tend to go with the "jerks". The "nice guy's" biggest problem is that he's an inferior kind of guy, he's usually afraid, clueless, inconfident etc. He supplicates to women and becomes their slave. Pretty much every girl I've talked about this with HATES it.

Girls also love it when you have a passion, get into hobbies like drawing or whatever.

I dunno.. I mean, just be yourself but be CONFIDENT. Don't excuse your own existance!

About looks, girls aren't so much about looks the way we are. Men's initial attraction is (simplified) the visual stuff, the body. Girls are similar and can be mesmerised by the looks of a particular guy (who might not look the way you think he does), but they are generally more attracted to the IMPRESSION. The way you act, talk, if you're smooth and funny it'll add to an impression.

The impression adds to the way a girl thinks a guy looks like. "That guy looks so sweet" may not be the looks alone, but the behaviour she's seen in him, his bodylanguage and what he talks about etc.

I think girls do like it when you are just "fresh", i.e dress properly, have a fitting hairstyle, use cologne and similar things. Just do the best with what you have.

It's important not to supplicate to women, to act like you are inferior, because you are not. Value yourself, think of yourself as the sexiest and coolest person alive. Don't value girls you meet higher than you, instead think if they don't like you, it's their loss because you are an amazing person with an incredibly interesting personality and lots of love to give. Be picky!

Be dominant in front of other guys, don't ever look down or away as a reaction (I think it's somewhat of an initial primal sign of inferiority), same thing with girls actually. It's not a crime to look at people.

I think a big mistake some guys do is to hide their sexuality in front of girls. They turn almost androgynous, something that gets you to "friend" but not beyond. Don't hide the fact that you are a sexual being. Some girls even seem to like when you come up with slightly dirty jokes, not "dirty" per se but things that are associated with sexuality and especially male sexuality.

A female friend of mine usually sighs or grunts when I do this and in a conversation once I asked why she had to be so uptight, she said that she actually likes it but hides it because it feels like she "has" to, most girls are very uptight and hide their sexuality somewhat in public. But as they say, "just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it's not there."

I never consider myself a humoristic person but when I am myself among people and especially girls, I tend to be pretty funny. Not necessarily "joke" funny, but witty and keep conversations upbeat.

I really don't know what to say to help you..

I mean, just be yourself and move through this world without apology.

And honestly, stop posting here, read through the fitness link I gave you and skim through the "pick up" sites.

 

[Dgenatron]

you shrug it off and don't care because she's not important.

don't be afraid of other people's reactions to you

Sure, she's not important to me, but why did I bother flirting with her in the first place? To get laid, of course. The problem is that I don't want arrogant people thinking that they are important to me. They mean shit to me, and by lowering myself to being laughed at and shunned, I run the risk of making them think otherwise. That's where I draw the line and say: My self-esteem is low but not that low.

 

[SimonomiS]

I really can't be arsed at the moment to write all that I should on the topic, but I'll try to summarize some things..

That's a summary?!?

 

[CyberPitz]

That's a summary?!?

That's exactly what I was thinking...but I read every bit of it. Mabye I'll throw some into my own life..Well thanks HariJ!

 

[Dgenatron]

Sigh.. This whole "asshole" thing is utterly stupid. Same with the idea that girls only like "jerks".

I really can't be arsed at the moment to write all that I should on the topic, but I'll try to summarize some things..

You may think sites like pickupguide.com and fastseduction.com are idiotic loser "how to get laid" pages, but they contain a whole lot of information on pretty much everything between confidence and a dominant attitude and things like female bodylanguage etc. It helps alot to know some of this stuff.

Some time ago I was afraid to even speak to girls, let alone look them in the eyes. But now I've gotten so confident it shows and it's simply amazing to see positive effects on girls I meet.

Being such a nerd I only had the knowledge from those sites at first, but now I have learnt so much just by talking with girls, it's so fun to exchange information and learn this. Now I can just say it's not a problem at all.

I don't know where to start, but girls like confident guys. Guys who shine and are alive. It varies alot between most girls of course, some like more dominant guys and younger girls of this kind tend to go with the "jerks". The "nice guy's" biggest problem is that he's an inferior kind of guy, he's usually afraid, clueless, inconfident etc. He supplicates to women and becomes their slave. Pretty much every girl I've talked about this with HATES it.

Girls also love it when you have a passion, get into hobbies like drawing or whatever.

I dunno.. I mean, just be yourself but be CONFIDENT. Don't excuse your own existance!

About looks, girls aren't so much about looks the way we are. Men's initial attraction is (simplified) the visual stuff, the body. Girls are similar and can be mesmerised by the looks of a particular guy (who might not look the way you think he does), but they are generally more attracted to the IMPRESSION. The way you act, talk, if you're smooth and funny it'll add to an impression.

The impression adds to the way a girl thinks a guy looks like. "That guy looks so sweet" may not be the looks alone, but the behaviour she's seen in him, his bodylanguage and what he talks about etc.

I think girls do like it when you are just "fresh", i.e dress properly, have a fitting hairstyle, use cologne and similar things. Just do the best with what you have.

It's important not to supplicate to women, to act like you are inferior, because you are not. Value yourself, think of yourself as the sexiest and coolest person alive. Don't value girls you meet higher than you, instead think if they don't like you, it's their loss because you are an amazing person with an incredibly interesting personality and lots of love to give. Be picky!

Be dominant in front of other guys, don't ever look down or away as a reaction (I think it's somewhat of an initial primal sign of inferiority), same thing with girls actually. It's not a crime to look at people.

I think a big mistake some guys do is to hide their sexuality in front of girls. They turn almost androgynous, something that gets you to "friend" but not beyond. Don't hide the fact that you are a sexual being. Some girls even seem to like when you come up with slightly dirty jokes, not "dirty" per se but things that are associated with sexuality and especially male sexuality.

A female friend of mine usually sighs or grunts when I do this and in a conversation once I asked why she had to be so uptight, she said that she actually likes it but hides it because it feels like she "has" to, most girls are very uptight and hide their sexuality somewhat in public. But as they say, "just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it's not there."

I never consider myself a humoristic person but when I am myself among people and especially girls, I tend to be pretty funny. Not necessarily "joke" funny, but witty and keep conversations upbeat.

I really don't know what to say to help you..

I mean, just be yourself and move through this world without apology.

And honestly, stop posting here, read through the fitness link I gave you and skim through the "pick up" sites.

Very good advice, too bad I don't believe that whole "Girls don't think like guys think, they don't care that much about physique" bullshit, honestly. I have overheard women talk about all the hot guys they had ****ed. Yeah right, all the guys they had "****ed"; they did not **** those guys, the guys ****ed the crap out of them, but let's not digress. The point is, girls also appreciate good looks and they don't always think unlike men. It would be delusional to think that wit alone offsets appearance. Although there might be some truth to that statement when it comes to trying to score with a fat chick who is probably on the same boat as I am, but that's not what I am looking for, right?

 

[baron insig]

****ed.....

thats all it was jUST a hot guy they ****ed,

you are like i want a fit girl but cba to get a gd physique, if all you want is a **** then guess what be an arsehole,jerk comeplete dickhead, but in later life you'll be an arse and you wont be able to fix it

so shutup and listen to the advice you are getting in the genreal off topic chat forum about a computer game

if you want something else, then listen to ppl saying become a gd funny interesting person, and youll find it easy.

 

[SimonomiS]

****ed.....

thats all it was jUST a hot guy they ****ed,

you are like i want a fit girl but cba to get a gd physique, if all you want is a **** then guess what be an arsehole,jerk comeplete dickhead, but in later life you'll be an arse and you wont be able to fix it

so shutup and listen to the advice you are getting in the genreal off topic chat forum about a computer game

if you want something else, then listen to ppl saying become a gd funny interesting person, and youll find it easy.

Exactly. Nice avatar btw.

 

[baron insig]

came across it by accident thought it was cool, like yours conveys a strong emotion of teddies having power

 

[Pesmerga]

OH THE DRAMA

 

[Shamrock]

Or if she's laughing AT you, you laugh back, twice as loud, and when she ask's what you're laughing at say "YOUR FACE, BITCH!" and promptly kick her in the face.

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAH.

That is hilarious.. Wow.. Don't die.. I will miss the funny..

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I have overheard women talk about all the hot guys they had ****ed. Yeah right, all the guys they had "****ed"; they did not **** those guys, the guys ****ed the crap out of them, but let's not digress.

If you think that women aren't capable of ****ing guys (Metaphorically, I'm not talking strap-ons here), then you've been seeing the wrong women.

 

[*~Alex~*]

Im a girl and i can safely say that i agree with what most ppl are saying...listen to the advice!! I just wanna point out tht most girls DO NOT LIKE arseholes/jerks! Its not all about the looks, personality and how you come across is just as important, tho i must say my boyfriend is very fit , bt thts not the only reason im attracted to him he has the most lush, fun, interesting personality ever. Seriously once you feel more confident about yourself and stop thinking so negative, telling yourself i cnt get a pretty girl im ugly/have a bad physique n the like isnt gunna help, ur never gunna get anywhere!! if you're miserable do summit about it! If you try hard enough then i dnt see why you cnt get somebody. If all you want is a pretty girl and a **** then im soz but u wont get anywhere, thts the most unappealing thing most girls wud eva wanna hear.

 

[baron insig]

mm, i think we need some basic answer here

Are you a virgin
Are you mentally mature
do you love 50 cent
do you want some Ass or a Relationship

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

My friend has the same problems as you, so he thought he'd start working out, he's a body builder now, a big guy.

Does he have a girlfriend?

No, he doesn't have a personality, doesn't talk, shy, whatever.

You can do what ever the hell you want, get a job, go to college or join the
army

Being fat isn't your problem, get the **** up and go outside and ride a bike or go for a walk, take hormones with you please.

My father was an award winning body builder, has one of the best personalities I know. Perhaps though helped he was already married, anyway point is- the body building or even just getting in shape isn't going to stop someone from having a good personality unless they're already on the path to being a twat. It can only help (on a social side AND a health side)

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I used to just tell a girl how many posts I had on halflife2.net and got some secks.... but now it's been reset

 

[Foxtrot]

I used to just tell a girl how many posts I had on halflife2.net and got some secks.... but now it's been reset

Hahah loser, 7, hahah...I get all teh sechs with my post count.

 

[dream431ca]

Soon you'll realize life is more important than knocking someone up. :E

 

[xC4RN4G3x]

lots of sad f*cks here. sorry to say this but its true. first off, u dont have to date a "pretty" woman. pretty is whatever the f*ck u want it to be. i'm assuming u want to go out with the type of girl most people think is "pretty". yeah...thats pretty stupid, especially if they treat u like shit just for being a little fat. the secret to life is just be happy with what the f*ck u have. if ur not happy with what u have, u'll never ever be happy. as for getting in shape. sure thats a good idea but its not 100% necessary. everybody should be in shape, not just for attracting people but so u can increase ur life span. u don't want to get spinal problems or arthrithus when ur older. one last thing, don't f*ck somebody just because they are "hot". thats not f*cken right. if ur goal in life is to get in bed with some chick before ur 80(or whatever age u put here), thats some sad f*cken goal. just find somebody that likes u for who u are and thats it. no big secret. shit man. i can't believe i'm saying this shit on a hl2 forums.

 

[Tr0n]

lots of sad f*cks here. sorry to say this but its true. first off, u dont have to date a "pretty" woman. pretty is whatever the f*ck u want it to be. i'm assuming u want to go out with the type of girl most people think is "pretty". yeah...thats pretty stupid, especially if they treat u like shit just for being a little fat. the secret to life is just be happy with what the f*ck u have. if ur not happy with what u have, u'll never ever be happy. as for getting in shape. sure thats a good idea but its not 100% necessary. everybody should be in shape, not just for attracting people but so u can increase ur life span. u don't want to get spinal problems or arthrithus when ur older. one last thing, don't f*ck somebody just because they are "hot". thats not f*cken right. if ur goal in life is to get in bed with some chick before ur 80(or whatever age u put here), thats some sad f*cken goal. just find somebody that likes u for who u are and thats it. no big secret. shit man. i can't believe i'm saying this shit on a hl2 forums.

I like this guy.

(PS: Work on your grammar)

 

[xC4RN4G3x]

save the spelling for school.

 

[SimonomiS]

Lot of sad f*cks here. Sorry to say it but it's true. First off, you don't have to date a "pretty" woman. "Pretty" is whatever the f*ck you want it to be. I'm assuming you want to go out with the type of girl most people think is "pretty". Yeah...that's pretty stupid, especially if they treat you like shit just for being a little fat.

The secret to life is just be happy with what the f*ck you have. If your not happy with what you have, you'll never ever be happy. As for getting in shape; Sure that's a good idea but its not 100% necessary. Everybody should be in shape, not just for attracting people but so you can increase your life span. You don't want to get spinal problems or arthritis when you're older.

One last thing, don't f*ck somebody just because they are "hot". That's not f*ckin' right. If your goal in life is to get in bed with some chick before your 80 (or whatever age you put), thats some sad f*ckin' goal.

Just find somebody that likes you for who you are and that's it. No big secret. Shit, man. I can't believe I'm saying this shit on a HL2 forum.

Spelling/Grammar fix0red. (Yes I was bored.)

I should charge people and do this in school. :-/

For £3 I can put it in my own words (including a famous quote and well written introduction and conclusion) and guarantee a grade higher.

 

[xC4RN4G3x]

whoah weird. u guys say f*ckin' but in america lots of people say f*cken. pretty cool.

 

[Korgoth]

As for the thread title, and starter, maybe the reason is because you equate your self worth with it. Life has a bigger purpose.

 

[diluted]

Just do fat chicks

 

[Burn]

What? 13 pages later and he doesnt have a girl yet? Madness!

 

[Foxtrot]

What? 13 pages later and he doesnt have a girl yet? Madness!

He has plenty of women, he is just tired of the fat ones.

 

[xC4RN4G3x]

diluted, i dont believe ur comment will help anything. it wouldnt save a choking squirrel, shit......

 

[Dgenatron]

mm, i think we need some basic answer here

Are you a virgin (?)
Are you mentally mature (?)
do you love 50 cent (?)
do you want some Ass or a Relationship (?)

Yes.
At least I was mentally mature to graduate from college, but college is so overrated that that might as well mean nothing.
No, but "In the club" happens to be in my mp3 collection.
Well it depends, how could I say no to having a relationship with a Victoria's Secret model?

 

[xC4RN4G3x]

dude, dgenatron just be a virgin until ur married. there is nothing wrong with that. if any of u f*cks out there say some shit i will f*cken rape ur skull and rip out ur voice box.

 

[poseyjmac]

personality is important yea, but theres a certain fatness level where personality cannot shine through the fattyness because its too thick. whether you like guys or girls this is the case. getting reasonably slim is the first step!

you can't play poker if you don't have any cards.(kudos to whoever knows what tv series this quote is from) lose some weight and get some cards, and then girls will take you seriously as a player in the game of love!