I have never dated or slept with a pretty woman

[CyberPitz]

"Don't date a young, beautiful lady if you want to sleep at night."
Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[OCybrManO]

This theme owns because it's the Longhorn theme.

... on the other hand, it sucks because it's an old theme from an old build. I like that translucent theme from the screenshots of the latest builds I've seen (5112 and 5203).

"Don't date a young, beautiful lady if you want to sleep at night."
Truer words have never been spoken.

I'm confused. Is that a good thing?

 

[CyberPitz]

... on the other hand, it sucks because it's an old theme from an old build. I like that translucent theme from the screenshots of the latest builds I've seen (5112 and 5203).

I'm confused. Is that a good thing?

Depends...if havn't your woman cheat on you is a good thing...

 

[gh0st]

Depends...if havn't your woman cheat on you is a good thing...

wouldnt that just be... the pitz? :bounce:

 

[CyberPitz]

wouldnt that just be... the pitz? :bounce:

First person to get the name of a web page from well over 8 years ago....

*PS Pitz stands for something else..very good try *

 

[DarkStar]

Pretty girls are over-rated.

How's the song go?

"But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind...."

 

[Pesmerga]

The hot highschool chicks are nice to bang (not from experience, of course) but don't dare deceive yourself into thinking you love them.

 

[Dgenatron]

buck the **** up and ask them to go to a movie. it doesnt have to be nerdy and awkward.

"want to see a movie?" is enough. dont studder like a worthless piece of shit and you will be golden. sure you will get rejected sometimes and sometimes you wont. the key to that is to then make them laugh and become sexy, which you arent because you're fat and ugly. so, good luck.

I think the main problem is that I am too afraid of being rejected. I have been rejected so many times, and to this day I still remember all those humiliations. Some people don't mind being humiliated/rejected/made fun of, but I do, and I am not the type of person that can easily forget something; perhaps I have to work on that, though I wish just trying to forget something or just not being offended by those things was easy.

 

[Pesmerga]

OH THE DRAMA

 

[Shippi]

I don't follow fashion trends, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't go to parties, I don't dance, I don't play any sports, I discuss my insecurities in a video game message board on a Friday night.

Do I have personality?

What's your point? I don't follow fashion, drinking's never interested me, I'll never smoke, never danced, but I do play sports. Some kids take the piss because I don't drink or enjoy parties, but I don't give a damn. Those people aren't worth knowing. The people who bother to get to know you for who you are and not what you look like or are into are the ones worth bothering with. Dgenatron, you just haven't met the right girl yet. What do you do in your spare time, what hobbies do you have?

 

[Shodan]

My friend has the same problems as you, so he thought he'd start working out, he's a body builder now, a big guy.

Does he have a girlfriend?

No, he doesn't have a personality, doesn't talk, shy, whatever.

You can do what ever the hell you want, get a job, go to college or join the
army

Being fat isn't your problem, get the **** up and go outside and ride a bike or go for a walk, take hormones with you please.

 

[Pesmerga]

Exactly...I leave for the pool in 6 minutes or when I finish my mountain dew

 

[Sulkdodds]

Swimming every day is fun. I recommend everybody go do it. :E

 

[The Monkey]

I this country it's quite easy to get laid. All you have to do is go to a patry, make sure they're really drunk, and you're pretty much done. Of course, being good-looking and charming is an advantage, but not a demand.

 

[Pesmerga]

Swimming every day is fun. I recommend everybody go do it. :E

Yes, from now on I am

It wakes ya up pretty darn well, which is good if you like staying up late on school nights. Pop in the pool, relax for 10 minutes afterwards, hit the books.

 

[Murray_H]

I this country it's quite easy to get laid. All you have to do is go to a patry, make sure they're really drunk, and you're pretty much done. Of course, being good-looking and charming is an advantage, but not a demand.

Yeah rohypnol works a treat to What they don't know can't hurt them! Unless you do hurt them, be careful .

Put a magazine in font of their face before you punch them, it won't leave a fist mark and the police won't be coming for you

 

[Dgenatron]

What's your point? I don't follow fashion, drinking's never interested me, I'll never smoke, never danced, but I do play sports. Some kids take the piss because I don't drink or enjoy parties, but I don't give a damn. Those people aren't worth knowing. The people who bother to get to know you for who you are and not what you look like or are into are the ones worth bothering with. Dgenatron, you just haven't met the right girl yet. What do you do in your spare time, what hobbies do you have?

When I am not at school, I am at home studying, watching movies, playing video games, eating, or sleeping. Yeah, that's about it.

 

[Burn]

When I am not at school, I am at home studying, watching movies, playing video games, eating, or sleeping. Yeah, that's about it.

SHIPPI, this is what I ment... He needs to do somthing, come on can you honestly say you would give someone who does nothing but watch films and play video games the time of day? I wouldnt... He would be boring as hell!

 

[Pesmerga]

That's pretty much what I do all the time, too, along with learning C++ and going to the pool. I spend way too much time indoors, it doesn't mean I'm not awesome to hang around with.

Which....I am, I just hate most people right now, at my age.

 

[The Monkey]

Yeah rohypnol works a treat to What they don't know can't hurt them! Unless you do hurt them, be careful .

Put a magazine in font of their face before you punch them, it won't leave a fist mark and the police won't be coming for you

The problem is that they accuse you for rape the day after. They say you forced them to get drunk just to have sex with them. (Never happened to me, but to people I know.)

 

[Lemonking]

Being overweight and a bit of a loser by most "cool" people's standards, I have never dated or slept with a pretty woman. By pretty woman I refer to the type of woman most men are attracted to. My options are these: I save money and go to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, or I burn all the extra fat, start working out, and see if I can find a nice chick before I die (I am only 23).

There are a lot of pretty boys out there who are assholes and they get all the hot chicks nonetheless. I envy them, and I want to be like them at least once in my life.

your dragging yourself down girls dont like that at all
selfetseam is what you need girls like that when I was 15 I thought the same way is you then I started loosing weight and I washed my face more often
and bam I had a girl friend to get a girl friend you must find paece within yourself which you arent doing. stop talking down on your self

 

[Lucid]

What an incredibly depressing thread.

Off-Topic Forums - Woman Advice, Armpit hair deformities, ass picking, What next?

 

[15357]

What an incredibly depressing thread.

Off-Topic Forums - Woman Advice, Armpit hair deformities, ass picking, What next?

Bomb making? Suicide bombing techniques?

 

[Lucid]

Bomb making? Suicide bombing techniques?

<.< >.>
Ahem.
Who made a bomb?!

 

[15357]

<.< >.>
Ahem.
Who made a bomb?!

Apparently some member made a thermonuclear device and sold it on e-bay.

 

[Sheikah42]

i doubt you''ll even read this post.... seeing that there are so many

and you're not gonna like this, but the truth is you have to turn into an asshole if you want a "hot girl" in "today's world." as bad as it sounds, girls like assholes. end of story. and girls/guys that say that i'm wrong are just lying to you. just be very confident around girls, and turn into an asshole.

i'm 5'10 and only 130 lb, and it's worked so far for me... it should work for you too...

but it's also a HUGE sacrifice...

 

[Evo]

For me, all through high school i really wanted a girlfriend but didn't get one, probably a nervous nature around girls was a problem, when i did get close to a girl though i managed to go f*ck it up big time (thats another story though) so i decided for a change when i started college last September.

Don't know what i changed, if i changed but i started being more talkative in general and made loads new friends and started to hang around and talki to girls, at this time i still was desperate for a girl. So, moving to May/June this year i started talkin and flirting with this girl loads, and eventually we decided to hook up. However i soon realised a relationship wasn't what i was looking for, and we amicably split saying 'wrong time' etc. So now i'm free again to flirt and everything with girls which i what i prefer too a relationship.

Moral of my story, having a girlfriend may not be what your lookin for, but it may be, thats for you to decide, and just be relaxed and hang with girls and talk to them and you will eventually find someone. Good luck!

 

[Shippi]

SHIPPI, this is what I ment... He needs to do somthing, come on can you honestly say you would give someone who does nothing but watch films and play video games the time of day? I wouldnt... He would be boring as hell!

I think the bigger problem is that he's not meeting many new people. If all he sees is the same faces every day, nothing's going to change. tbh I was the same till I started paintballing

Dgenatron, try find something you enjoy doing, whether it's a sport or something else. You'll probably find yourself feeling better around people, a lot better about yourself, and also be meeting new people who share the same interest

 

[IonizeMyAtoms]

What a stupid thread
Dude, you really want to have to pay for it for the rest of your life? You shouldn't even have to ask such a dumb question. Of course you should lose the weight, not so you can get laid, but for health reasons, mental and physical.
I'm really shocked that someone would actually make a post like that

 

[h00dlum]

David DeAngelo - Sexual Communication buy\download that audiobook...he´ll teach you to meet wimen..and why they are attracted to assholes..

 

[Ev!lP!e]

I will lend you one, wha wha wha

 

[Dgenatron]

i doubt you''ll even read this post.... seeing that there are so many

and you're not gonna like this, but the truth is you have to turn into an asshole if you want a "hot girl" in "today's world." as bad as it sounds, girls like assholes. end of story. and girls/guys that say that i'm wrong are just lying to you. just be very confident around girls, and turn into an asshole.

i'm 5'10 and only 130 lb, and it's worked so far for me... it should work for you too...

but it's also a HUGE sacrifice...

What a problem. How can I be an asshole? I bet I would make an ass out of myself if I tried to be an asshole.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Being overweight and a bit of a loser by most "cool" people's standards, I have never dated or slept with a pretty woman. By pretty woman I refer to the type of woman most men are attracted to. My options are these: I save money and go to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, or I burn all the extra fat, start working out, and see if I can find a nice chick before I die (I am only 23).

There are a lot of pretty boys out there who are assholes and they get all the hot chicks nonetheless. I envy them, and I want to be like them at least once in my life.

www.johnstonefitness.com

www.fastseduction.com

Grow some ****ing balls, mate.

 

[Zeus]

^^
well, I guess that's one way of looking at it

 

[SimonomiS]

This reminds me.

*adds go to the Bunny Ranch to his list of things to do.*

 

[ray_MAN]

This is ****ing sad...

 

[MiccyNarc]

You may not have ever dated or slept with a pretty woman, but what about THIS woman?

*doesn't know if this joke has been made, can't be bothered to read through 8 pages of stuff he isn't interested in*

 

[IonizeMyAtoms]

i doubt you''ll even read this post.... seeing that there are so many

and you're not gonna like this, but the truth is you have to turn into an asshole if you want a "hot girl" in "today's world." as bad as it sounds, girls like assholes. end of story. and girls/guys that say that i'm wrong are just lying to you. just be very confident around girls, and turn into an asshole.

i'm 5'10 and only 130 lb, and it's worked so far for me... it should work for you too...

but it's also a HUGE sacrifice...

What a huge load of bullshit.
What's it like living in a teen movie?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

What a huge load of bullshit.
What's it like living in a teen movie?

Doesn't matter what you look like, its what you feel man. I wanted a girlfriend for a long time, and its so hard to look for one. When i stopped looking, i got one, you don't need to try. If its going to happen it will. And the best catalyst for inadvertantly helping that along is to be interesting, and have some hobbies or interests some girls could relate to or like.

And not all girls like assholes, its just the girls that are shallow. The real nice pretty and clever ones are out there, and they understand. I found my one, am i'm so very happy, and you will find yours too eventually. Just don't give in man.

And as Crazy said before, one thing which is the most important advice you could ever ever hear. is grow some balls. Confidence for those 10 seconds can change so much, for a long time. I promise you, it really does. Its that important.

 

[Sheikah42]

This is ****ing sad...

well a lot of people out there are too nice to pick up chicks. that's the MAIN problem. nice guys get either fat chicks or they get internet porn. that's it. our candidate here simply doesn't want that and no one seems to be giving him the information he asked for...

now dgenatron -

rule 1.) you must be confident at all times (meaning don't smile too much if you're around an "mtv girl." even if she's incredibly hot, just treat her like she's one of your fat friends that just got accepted to western arkasas university and she's majoring in communications or something shitty like that. make eye contact wtih her, never look down when talking to her. don't offer to pay for anything.

rule 2.) if you're hanging out with a group of guys and girls, you have to be a cocky asshole. by this i mean, let's say another guy mentions something like (i.e. i voted bush and i'm damn proud of it.) you'd respond with somethin like "haha great i'm surrounded by another ****ing hick." i'm not saying that you'll ever come across something like this, but i'm saying that's how you should act. or if you were the republican, you'd say "great another democrat that wants to legalize everything." girls will like that you speak your mind.

you will also have to make fun of people behind their back around girls (and yes it's still not a good thing) but it WILL work in the end. that's what i meant by sacrificing. it's risky which friends you might lose...

rule 3.) make fun of the girls nicely - examples - "that ****ing dress looks like another abercrombie rip off" or make fun of guys too - "haha i saw this ****ing tool today with a popped up collar... etc. etc."

rule 4.) watch mtv and dress up like those flamers. i don't like mtv, and i don't like the people on there. but you have to dress like them if you want things to happen. i know, it sucks. go to some preppy store and buy black jeans, girls love black jeans. and buy some fancy red shirt to go over it or something. gel your hair too even if you think you look funny.

rule 5.) when the time is right, brag about what you can (i.e. "I JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO GEORGIA TECH AND I'M MAJORING IN MICROBIOLOGY") or "i'm so glad i'm not as useless as that lost girl in aruba, how retarded could that stupid slut get." hot girls normally like guys who talk like this. once again it's not right, but it works.

i'll come up with more later i have to take a goddamn shower