I just got bit by a spider

[Shippi]

Cool to watch when I mass them into the ground. :naughty:

Nooo You're mean

 

[Fat Tony!]

Makes me glad I live in nice safe england. Probably the most deady animal that you could encounter is a dog. We have adders but they are very rare and not really that bad i suppose.

 

[StardogChampion]

I have a story about a spider:

My Mum's friend bought a flower in a pot from Marks & Spencer. She got back home and put the plant on her room window sil.

The next day she notices the flower's totally dead. Feeling a little pissed off, she phones M&S and explains that it's died. After a bit of talking the guys tells her to close all her windows and doors and to go over to a next door neighbour's house. A while later she notices a van pull up and all these guys in space-suit type clothing. They went in and searched her house and found a female black widow with eggs under her wardrobe. They explained that the female had killed the male after mating and the male's body had somehow caused the plant to die.

Just think that when she was driving home from M&S the plant was brushing against her face and everything, scary.

 

[Burn]

Nooo You're mean

The only good spider is a dead spider.. or at least a spider thats far away from it, does'nt NEED to be dead, as I dont vastly like flys much, but no one like flys.

Worse the spiders are moths, I cant stand them, ALL MOTHS MUST DIE. Even if it means my bedroom has to have splatted moth guts on it.

 

[switch]

I live in the UK and we dont get any deadly spiders, Im such a wuss!

Dont be so sure (link)

 

[Shippi]

The only good spider is a dead spider.. or at least a spider thats far away from it, does'nt NEED to be dead, as I dont vastly like flys much, but no one like flys.

Worse the spiders are moths, I cant stand them, ALL MOTHS MUST DIE. Even if it means my bedroom has to have splatted moth guts on it.

:O I always rescue moths... they're cute

 

[Ecthe|ioN]

I got bitten by a sheep once. I am now known as ... the incredible TURBO SHEEP!! My superpower is that I can outrun a human, and take a shit while I'm doing it. Wait, that's just a normal sheep. I guess I was dreaming..

Where am I ?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Hahaha thats great, they fumigated the entire school to get one spider?
If only that had happened when I was at school.

 

[SpuD]

I think i do have a slight case of arachnaphobia, but I always blew it off saying, "they wont bite me."

Now things may be different

 

[FragBait0]

After a bit of talking the guys tells her to close all her windows and doors and to go over to a next door neighbour's house. A while later she notices a van pull up and all these guys in space-suit type clothing. They went in and searched her house and found a female black widow with eggs under her wardrobe. They explained that the female had killed the male after mating and the male's body had somehow caused the plant to die.

Huh? What?
People in pesudo-space-suits over a black widow spider?

Um...anyone smell a) bullshit b) coverup

 

[Brian Damage]

The only good spider is a dead spider.. or at least a spider thats far away from it, does'nt NEED to be dead, as I dont vastly like flys much, but no one like flys.

Worse the spiders are moths, I cant stand them, ALL MOTHS MUST DIE. Even if it means my bedroom has to have splatted moth guts on it.

What about the cute little jumping spiders? Interesting fact: A large proportion of Arachnophobes display no negative reactions towards jumping spiders.

And as for moths... I was catching them a little while ago to feed to my pet Redback (The Aussie variant of the Black Widow... has a red stripe on its back...)

 

[Mechagodzilla]

What about the cute little jumping spiders? Interesting fact: A large proportion of Arachnophobes display no negative reactions towards jumping spiders.

That's true. I'm an arachnophobe, and I could read a huge article in National geographic with big pictures of jumping spiders and not once feel creeped out.

 

[Brian Damage]

It's 'cos they're so CUTE!

 

[Burn]

They FREAKING jump.

Jump, whats next, little guns for them? Huh, and then they can shoot us in our sleep and we will all DIE. Die and be dead.

Stupid bastard jumping spiders *grumble*

 

[Z|insane]

They FREAKING jump.

Jump, whats next, little guns for them? Huh, and then they can shoot us in our sleep and we will all DIE. Die and be dead.

Stupid bastard jumping spiders *grumble*

/me agrees with Ritz

 

[Brian Damage]

They're not particularly dangerous... in fact, as I said before, there's only one dangerous one in the whole of Australia, and that's the M. Mormon, which lives way up in the tropics...

They're sooooo CUTE!

 

[burnzie]

They FREAKING jump.

Jump, whats next, little guns for them? Huh, and then they can shoot us in our sleep and we will all DIE. Die and be dead.

Stupid bastard jumping spiders *grumble*

i hear they can read your mind now...

 

[Sprafa]

They're not particularly dangerous... in fact, as I said before, there's only one dangerous one in the whole of Australia, and that's the M. Mormon, which lives way up in the tropics...

They're sooooo CUTE!

I can imagine