I may have testicular cancer

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Atomic_Piggy

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Shit. Oh shit. It started several weeks ago when I began to experience a dull ache in my balls. I figured it must be blue balls or something like that, but it persisted. At the same time, fluid began to build up in my scrotum. I had trouble sleeping. I thought to myself, something very ****ing odd is happening here. So I checked my balls.

One of them has a lump on.

I am seeing the doctor tomorrow morning. ****ing hell. ****! Why me? Why now? My life is going so well. Everything is just going along perfectly. Why the **** do I have to suffer from this shit? What the **** have I done?

Jesus Christ. According to my own research, testicular cancer is one of the easiest to cure, particular at the earliest stage. But by God. I could be rendered infertile if it has spread to both testicles. And God above, if it is too late, I could have to have chemotherapy, all kinds of shit. My life is ****ed. ****ed. I expected this kind of thing when I was 70, not 19.

I feel so alone right now. It's like my life was going too well, and someone decided to through in something to make it more difficult. I dunno.

And on the first day back to school as well.
 
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It'll be alright.
 
Worst place to get cancer.

Hope it's like a growth or something cancer un-related. That stuff does happen.
 
95% chance you will recover, Don't worry man! :thumbs:
 
What you need to do right now, is go jerk off and freeze it. In case... you know. But, you know, if you can't, I understand.
 
Nicky 0123 said:
95% chance you will recover, Don't worry man! :thumbs:
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Yeah, I know that. But if it is cancer, they will have remove that particular testicle. And if it has spread to both...

lefty said:
What you need to do right now, is go jerk off and freeze it. In case... you know. But, you know, if you can't, I understand.
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I have and can jerk off. I thought it was blue balls at first remember?

That was a couple of weeks ago. Now the ache is constant. As is the fluid.
 
Yeah, but I mean like, now. And did you freeze it?
 
Not always cutting it off, you could just fire radiation off your balls...

Wait, wut...:|
 
hop to it mate, your kin are at stake. And I just realized I could very well be making you feel worse.
 
You can have one of mine if both yours fail.

Its English, so it'll fit. :D
 
I'm sorry this is happening. Worst possible scenario - You die.

Best possible scenario - You lose both balls and can't reproduce.

:D


/JOKE

:D

Anyway, you'll be fine Piggy! I swear by all that is mighty *ehem*ME*ehem* you shall be fine! :D
 
And all this time I didn't realize I had an excuse for feeling my balls every day.
 
Piglet, I cannot feel for you, but you have my sympathies man. You will pull through it, and you'll at least have one gender of kids to make!

You can do it Atomic Pig!
 
Hopefully it's not cancer!

And I still have this enlarged lymph node in my neck that won't go away. I think it's a tumor or something... but I can't convince my dad to help me get it checked out. I have no money so I can't do it myself.
 
Oh shit, I'm so sorry man, if I was faced with losing one of my balls I don't know how I'd cope! I hope it's something benign!
 
DO EET

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Do eet already...
 
Actually Shamrock, some (half-half) good can come of this, he MAY never have to wear a condom again, again it's good because.. feels better.. Bad because.. No kids.

So the bad outweighs the good (for some people), but still. Always find the good stuff in the bad.
 
Go get laid tonight, make em children quickly!
 
I will start to take more care of my balls after this*start rubing balls caressly*
 
there are thousands of thing it could be, don't dwell on one of them.
 
You are too young for ballcancerz.

I hope you're ok.
 
D:

chill winston.

Let us know what doctor says.
 
I will. Thanks for all the friendly comments guys. I've always been ridiculously optimistic anyway :p
 
Cancer at 19? Maybe it's not cancer at all, maybe you've been ****ing some dirty women.

Good luck.
 
Could be anything, and even if it is cancer then I wouldnt worry, as you have any just started getting symptons which means you have got it early. They could probably zap it with radiation, and if you have one ball, doesnt stop you being able to make as babies as you want.

Im sure you will be fine :)
 
oh shiz dude, that's just messed D: D:

you can gave my testy if you need it
 
Oh God, dude. That sucks :(

You'll pull through. It could be hundreds of different things, as someone said before.
 
Unfocused said:
Maybe it's Varicocele? And that may not even cause infertility.
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# Dragging-like or aching pain within scrotum.
# Feeling of heaviness in the testicle(s)
Visible or palpable (able to be felt) enlarged vein

are the symptoms of that I do have. (although I do not know if it is a large vein, its just a huge lump). So there is a possibility it could be. TBH any other situation and I would not even think of cancer, but this particular type is most common in people my age. I am quite hopeful that it is something else.
 
PvtRyan said:
Grow a pair you sissy.






Oh wait.
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Know how much of a dumbass ****tard you are? The mans gotten a problem and all you can do is crack jokes. Your a ****ing moron.

Seriously Piggy, hope everythings ok!
 
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