I may have testicular cancer

It might have just been a serious case of blue balls after all, originating from yanking it too much without finishing yourself off.
 
Seppo said:
it's most likely just a hernia.
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IN his scrotum!? Hernias are mostly abdominal, diaphragm, pelvic, spinal or around the skull, if he's got tissue pushing through some kind of muscular wall in his ball sack then I'm taking him in for experimentation.

Good the hear things are getting better Atomic.
 
Hectic Glenn said:
IN his scrotum!? Hernias are mostly abdominal, diaphragm, pelvic, spinal or around the skull, if he's got tissue pushing through some kind of muscular wall in his ball sack then I'm taking him in for experimentation.
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yeah but hernias can also cause that. i think it's the inguinial hernia which can cause tissue or something to push through into the scrotum creating a huge lump. just type "hernia" into google image search and check the first few pictures.
 
Perhaaps it is not cancer, it is some sort of superpower growing in your testicle.
 
I haven't been keeping up with the thread and don't intent to read 7 pages. Did you get your test results back yet? (yes, I have a unexplainable interest in your balls)
 
Thought I had testicular cancer once, my balls hurt so much I nearly cried whenever I moved my legs, gave em a good rub and felt something swollen, turned out it was just a swollen vein and I needed to give em a bit of a rest :naughty:

Never told anyone that in my life before, but there ya go.
 
Nid Banikeri said:
Thought I had testicular cancer once, my balls hurt so much I nearly cried whenever I moved my legs, gave em a good rub and felt something swollen, turned out it was just a swollen vein and I needed to give em a bit of a rest :naughty:

Never told anyone that in my life before, but there ya go.
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And yet, you decide to tell the internet lol.
 
I take comfort in knowing that nobody will ever know who I truely am on here, yet, you know the most intimate secrets about my testicles :naughty:

oh god, how I love the internets.
 
Seppo said:
yeah but hernias can also cause that. i think it's the inguinial hernia which can cause tissue or something to push through into the scrotum creating a huge lump. just type "hernia" into google image search and check the first few pictures.
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Yeah, a friend of mine had a hernia in his ballsack when he was in school. He could'nt do PE because of it. Apparently it could have crippled him.

I remember the dread I felt when I found a lump in my scrotum. Cancer is always the first thought. The doctors examination was horrible, even I don't squeeze my balls the way he did.
He told me it was just a cyst though and to just leave it and not touch it.
That was like 10 years ago and it's still there. Guess i'm stuck with it.

Apparently you should worry more if the lump is inside the testicle rather than on it.

Anyway, hope you get good news back:thumbs:.
 
yes or no, you have testicular cancer?

post some pictures of your balls, I'll give my two cents.
 
They don't reckon it is, I have to have a checkup in like, a month or something, with a proper urologist.
 
Why don't YOU want pictures of his ballsack? Are you some kind of queer?
 
Wait, I totally missed the thread... it wasn't cancer, right?
 
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