I may have testicular cancer

[Shamrock]

Yeah, have fun getting it out of your head now.

I can't actually remember how it goes, and I probably listened to it for 10 minutes.

 

[xombine]

I actually find this one to be much worse: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/tamale/

 

[Shamrock]

ROFL. Hot Tamale is definitely win. However, as Stigmata pointed out, the audio and video slowly starts to get out of sync after a couple loops. Hahahahaha

 

[mortiz-Redux]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/choccy/

WTF? Why can't I turn it off? i have my mouse cursor hovered over the little red x but my finger won't work. I just love the chocolate.

 

[Cormeh]

COME ON PIG

We require an update kthnxbai

 

[The Monkey]

I think you last longer with one testicle, which will come in handy at the next rape.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

...woah, wtf happened in this thread?

Anyway, the doc did a bunch of stuff, ranging from him feeling my nuts to urine samples and scans and all kinds of shit. Since my town is very small, our hospital isn't massive, so he sent the results off to Poole. Though we cannot know either way, the doc says that there are dozens of testicular problems that match my symptoms, though the lump is slightly worrying.

It was pretty surreal having a doctor ask me questions about sex, masturbation, etc. and then stripping me off and feeling my balls. Yeah.

Oh, and it wasn't a hot female. It was just a guy.

EDIT: Oh and he gave me some painkillers for the ache/cramp. YEAH!

 

[Shift]

I came.

 

[mchammer75040]

Hey dude I had the samething happen to me a few years back-lots of pain, fluid backup and a lump. I ended up going to the doctor which they told me it was just a few veins entangled or something. Hope they say the same for you pal, best of luck its nerve wrecking I know waiting for the results.

:cheers:

 

[mortiz-Redux]

...woah, wtf happened in this thread?

Anyway, the doc did a bunch of stuff, ranging from him feeling my nuts to urine samples and scans and all kinds of shit. Since my town is very small, our hospital isn't massive, so he sent the results off to Poole. Though we cannot know either way, the doc says that there are dozens of testicular problems that match my symptoms, though the lump is slightly worrying.

It was pretty surreal having a doctor ask me questions about sex, masturbation, etc. and then stripping me off and feeling my balls. Yeah.

Oh, and it wasn't a hot female. It was just a guy.

EDIT: Oh and he gave me some painkillers for the ache/cramp. YEAH!

You were loving having some old guy grappling with your balls, be honest. You don't have to lie here, we're all ghey.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

You were loving having some old guy grappling with your balls, be honest. You don't have to lie here, we're all ghey.

young guy* he was new.

 

[Stigmata]

Get 'em while they're young, Piggeh.

 

[Top Secret]

When do you get the results back?

 

[PvtRyan]

When do you get the results back?

You mean the testes result?

 

[AKIRA]

You mean the testes result?

you mean the tes-


shit..

 

[L3N!N]

Just do an activity, something that will make you forget it and get over it. Bike, run, do any sport for as long as you want any day you want.

 

[lefty]

Yes, take up biking. Like that Armstrong guy.

anyway, on a completely and utterly unrelated note, I want to let you guys know about St. Afeces, patron saint of my ass.

 

[VirusType2]

I thought you were going to tell us why they call you lefty.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Why would that be? He's not the op.

 

[lefty]

I thought you were going to tell us why they call you lefty.

I've explained that before.

 

[VirusType2]

aww, and I missed it.

 

[kineaesth]

You mean the testes result?

BRlLLIANT.

 

[The Monkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFwWubanQZw

Sorry, couldn't help it.

 

[morgs]

Get 'em while they're young, Piggeh.

Hahaha epic

 

[Iced_Eagle]

Lump != testicular cancer necessarilly

http://children.webmd.com/tc/hydrocele-topic-overview

 

[Emporius]

Why would that be? He's not the op.

you clever bastard


Anyways, since I didn't see it answered on the previous page, when do you get the results?

 

[VirusType2]

Everyone is dying to know the latest situation on Atomic_Piggy's ball sacks.

 

[Raziaar]

I want more than one ball sack too! Redundancy couldn't hurt!

 

[repiV]

I hope you get good news.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I want more than one ball sack too! Redundancy couldn't hurt!

I dunno, four balls all jingling about. It's bound it cause some bumps.

 

[Omnomnick]

Latest news Just in!

His lump is shrinking and he doesnt have any more pain

 

[Shift]

Latest news Just in!

His lump is shrinking and he doesnt have any more pain

Source?

 

[PvtRyan]

Latest news Just in!

His lump is shrinking and he doesnt have any more pain

That's what she said.









The doctor I mean, that's what the female doctor said.

 

[Operational]

I dunno, four balls all jingling about. It's bound it cause some bumps.

Easy, keep a couple in cryogenic hibernation.. a sort of break in case of emergencies thing.

 

[Iced_Eagle]

Latest news Just in!

His lump is shrinking and he doesnt have any more pain

Atomic, is this true?

Status on your balls, right meow!

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Status on your balls, right meow!

OH MY GOD.

Well, the pain is only gone when I take my opiu- er, painkillers, but yes, the lump has shrunk a little.

 

[Operational]

So you haven't gotten any test back yet?

 

[Pulse]

Spoilers: It's a spot.

 

[Vegeta897]

So you haven't gotten any test back yet?

Negative.

Haha, I'm a funny guy.

 

[Seppo]

it's most likely just a hernia.