I owned my brother.

[BabyHeadCrab]

My brother was downstairs doing something, so I decided to own him. I go onto his computer and quickly set his wallpaper to tub-gal, take a screenshot of it and set it as his wallpaper, move the taskbar to the top of the screen and set it to auto hide and slap all his real icons in a hidden folder called desktop. I then set his firefox homepage to goatse and download bonzi-buddy.

OWNED

note: I am not just cruel, this is justafied some how.

 

[Lemonking]

:rolling: ur a mean person

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

:rolling: ur a mean person

We have an ongoing computer pwnage war. :|

 

[Orcone101]

And when he realises he owns fists?...

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

And when he realises he owns fists?...

He usually returns the favor when i'm away or just tries to physically beat on me.

 

[ne0_shiny]

whats bonzai buddy???

and goatse

 

[Blakeb155]

Has he noticed it yet? You have to tell us how he reacts to seeing that. Tub-Girl is by far the most revolting mentally disturbing image in the history of man kind.

 

[Ranga]

wow.... i don't have my brother around now... but i still use a password, and lock my comp when i'm going out of my room...

 

[short recoil]

wow.... i don't have my brother around now... but i still use a password, and lock my comp when i'm going out of my room...

I found out the hard way, one day i came in and i had to explain to about 30 msn contacts why "i had been" typing all sorts of shit........my brother had spent 5 minutes messaging all my contacts.

 

[CREMATOR666]

I always set the computer to ask for password if the screensaver comes up Just in case my sister got hissy

 

[Ranga]

I always set the computer to ask for password if the screensaver comes up Just in case my sister got hissy

if ur using xp, just press the windows key and then "L", and it locks, instantly :thumbs:

 

[short recoil]

if ur using xp, just press the windows key and then "L", and it locks, instantly :thumbs:

.........and makes a cool noise.

 

[destrukt]

it was all reasonable until you downloaded bonzi buddy, that was down right uncalled for.

 

[CREMATOR666]

Ok, I may sounded like an idot asking this but...what is bonzi buddy?

 

[Zeus]

It sounds like some kind of virus

here is some kind of description I think

http://www.pchell.com/support/bonzibuddy.shtml

/me is glad his only sibling is a computer illiterate sister

 

[StardogChampion]

Yeah, it's just spyware/adware crap.

 

[kirovman]

My brother was downstairs doing something, so I decided to own him. I go onto his computer and quickly set his wallpaper to tub-gal, take a screenshot of it and set it as his wallpaper, move the taskbar to the top of the screen and set it to auto hide and slap all his real icons in a hidden folder called desktop. I then set his firefox homepage to goatse and download bonzi-buddy.

OWNED

note: I am not just cruel, this is justafied some how.

LOL. That's a good idea.

Are you Ivan the Space biker BTW?

 

[Fat Tony!]

Wait a second... This act is impossible to do without looking at the ******* pictures :x. Rather you then me matey :\

 

[firemachine69]

Last time my friend next door changed my desktop to some gay anime crap, I beat about three or four bruises into him. I'm not sure on the count, they were overlapping.

 

[SupremePain]

....... and download bonzi-buddy.....

that was the worst part, you sick twisted person.

 

[rpgprog]

bonzi buddy is fun

Spoiler

until he eats your comp from the inside out

 

[xcellerate]

..wait, whats tub gal or whatever? I'm at school, so i dont think i can see it, but id like to hear what it is (which i think id rather do anyway that acctually looking)

 

[firemachine69]

You... Just never want to see that... Goatse either... UGHHHHH :x

 

[Murray_H]

..wait, whats tub gal or whatever? I'm at school, so i dont think i can see it, but id like to hear what it is (which i think id rather do anyway that acctually looking)

Just think shower of shizer

 

[xcellerate]

Just think shower of shizer

No. I cant, i wont.

 

[Fat Tony!]

tubg-irl is naked teens who want to give it up to you now! Free pr0n, all girl on girl. That was quite mean, the parents would had seen the pr0n on the computer and had a go at him. It's just normal pr0n go look it up, the rumours are untrue about the girl shitting in her mouth, all lies...

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

Tub girl aint that the asian chick that lies in a bathtub and pees up in the air and down on her face?

The worst thing I have done like what babyheadcrab did is switching the left and right mouse buttons on a almost computer illiterate friend of mine hehe that was funny and he corrected it himself.

 

[SupremePain]

Tub girl aint that the asian chick that lies in a bathtub and pees up in the air and down on her face?

No. Freak.

 

[Fat Tony!]

Wow selas why didn't I think of that? Ingenious!
At teh sixth form where we are doing huge writeups for the ict project we are using microsoft word quite a lot therefore setting someone else's autotext to change "a" to "shit" or someother hilarious word :O, or just do the good old find and replace command, search for "a" and replace all with something else funnehs

 

[rpgprog]

you guys are evi.
evil but hilarious

 

[Top Secret]

Tub girl aint that the asian chick that lies in a bathtub and pees up in the air and down on her face?

No man... it wasn't "pee".... it didn't come out of that hole...

*Gags*

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

No man... it wasn't "pee".... it didn't come out of that hole...

*Gags*

Oh, right... She had "problems with her stomich" also it was very well photoshopped I coludnt see the diff

 

[Anthraxxx]

I, personally, use a 55 letter password as my windows password.

But I have it changed now, so i'll tell ya what it was.

allyourbasearebelongtouswhatyousaysomeonesetupusthebomb <- ensures my comp will never be pwnt

give or take a few letters at the end....

 

[Fat Tony!]

Well that must be a pain to type in, my password is only a few letters long and its bad enough

 

[Anthraxxx]

heh. I've done it so much now, that it's become second nature to me. But yes, at the beginning, it was a pain in the ass every time i missed one letter because i would have to retype it all over again.

 

[kirovman]

heh. I've done it so much now, that it's become second nature to me. But yes, at the beginning, it was a pain in the ass every time i missed one letter because i would have to retype it all over again.

That would be extremely guessable though compared to a long string of random numbers...

 

[Absinthe]

I used to do that to my sibling on a regular basis. It reached the point where he just got used to it. So now I instead log into his MSN account and show ********** to his friends.

 

[Delicious Bass]

you had to look at the pictures to do that! You must be a god!! The worst thing I have done was when a friend went home to get something, so SpuD and I got on IE and went to the ******* website, looking away before we hit enter, then hid in my room. When my friend got back we heard him scream "oh my god" in a really high pitched voice. Ah so funny...

 

[baron insig]

bonzai buddy is a lil internet helper aka full of spyware

and windows l logs off not locks crtl alt del- enter locks for Professinoal xp users

xp-pro ^

 

[xcellerate]

what the is on the website? Am i the only non-freak here?