If HL2 aliens came to earth how would u act?

[specialmax]

How would you act? I would of locked my self in tmy house hold. If I needed food or water I will steal from a local gasstaion. For weapons I would use my freaking sharp knifes to split the bastards in half! :sniper: :monkee:

 

[Garfield_]

Id do nothing, just cry, i want the real Aliens to come, those in the Alien movies

 

[The Monkey]

:upstare:

 

[Tr0n]

I would kick some major alien ass!

 

[Recoil]

That would be the day all the right wing gun wackos waited for... "See, who's paranoid now?!"

I would kick some major alien ass!

'Nuff said!

 

[Gray Fox]

They would probably blame this on the UN to.

 

[kirovman]

I'd probably join the Zombie Mawman society...

 

[el Chi]

I'd start a pet shop selling headcrabs, houndeyes and snarks.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Call on Predator, the galatic neighbourhood vermon killer

 

[Icarusintel]

I have guns, I'd just kill them all

 

[Harryz]

Me: "Dad!"

Dad: "What?"

Me: "Get the crowbar."

 

[CREMATOR666]

Administer the smackdown

 

[el Chi]

Administer the smackdown

ADMINISTER the smackdown!? That sounds like a brutal, albeit coreographed, medical term.

"Oh sh*t, he's going into anaphylactic shock! Quick, nurse! Adminster the smackdown!"

 

[Dalamari]

If they did come to Earth it would be about 2-3 years later than they said

 

[CREMATOR666]

ADMINISTER the smackdown!? That sounds like a brutal, albeit coreographed, medical term.

"Oh sh*t, he's going into anaphylactic shock! Quick, nurse! Adminster the smackdown!"

I repeat : administer the smackdown

 

[Insano]

I would go to California and hide behind the terminator (aka Arnold Swarchenegger)

 

[el Chi]

I repeat : administer the smackdown

Clear!

 

[CREMATOR666]

I would go to California and hide behind the terminator (aka Arnold Swarchenegger)

"I vill kill the aliens dead! DEAD!"

 

[Insano]

"I vill kill the aliens dead! DEAD!"

As long as he isn't going as the kindergarden cop :dork:

 

[The Monkey]

Their blood is upon them!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I'd grab my trusty crowbar...
lever open a car dealer door and drive away to the hills where I could hide

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Place a headcrab on a power generating treadmill and bait them into walking on the mill (i.e. placing a power plant engineer in front of the tread mill).

Todays power problems solved

 

[Shippi]

All us Half-Lifers should join forces, and roam the country (world!) in our customised, alien-arse kicking machines!

I'd also try make a living selling pet headcrabs. Debeaked, of course

 

[CREMATOR666]

I would try to overthrow Breen and claim the power of the combines!!!!
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..
and then administer the smackdown

 

[Synthos]

1. become a priest
2. get an old skool shotgun
3. kick some evangelical ass!

 

[Eminent]

I would stand behind Cremator while he Administers the Smackdown

 

[alehm]

I would go on the internet and read how the alien invasion was perpetrated by the FBI so President Bush could stay in power and get oil from other planets.

 

[CREMATOR666]

I would stand behind Cremator while he Administers the Smackdown

I'll smack you down with them! :E

 

[lePobz]

I've been praying for aliens to take me off this s**t hole for years, but they never do.

 

[Gorgon]

I don't know, maybe they are friendly

 

[kirovman]

I've been praying for aliens to take me off this s**t hole for years, but they never do.

I don't know, maybe they are friendly

HL2 aliens... not friendlies

 

[lePobz]

HL2 aliens are like chavs... give them 20p and they're your new best friend. Breen knew this all along.

 

[kirovman]

HL2 aliens are like chavs... give them 20p and they're your new best friend. Breen knew this all along.

Haha.

If you don't lend them 20p they're spitting acid vomit all over your hair.

Chavs are best treated as hostile animal life to be honest.

 

[ríomhaire]

Hold off with my dad's rifle

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

But then what will your dad do?

 

[kirovman]

But then what will your dad do?

His dad's a houndeye :O

 

[Ames]

Obvious crap joke coming your way!



Crappy diagram:

<------HL2 Aliens

________
|Buildings|
________
|Buildings|

Shons------->

 

[Ennui]

I repeat : administer the smackdown

Dammit, I was so about to siggify that, then I looked and saw that you already had.

I'd get my friends together, get some guns, food and water, and then hole up somewhere and hope a random portal doesn't open inside of it.

 

[Kangy]

Curl up and die before it got any worse

 

[CptStern]

"If HL2 aliens came to earth how would u act? "


as if I had poo poo in my pants :O