"If You Could Talk Back"

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You guys never watched the chocolate rain video?
 
Hl's Train Voice: The time now is 8:47am.
Gordon: Shit, I knew I was late but not that late. Oh fudge, Im soo fired.

Alyx: So, Gordon unless you have a better suggestion. He is a robot, he's done the math. *Whispers* You did do the math did you?
Gordon: Yea, can we just run away with Dog before it blows?
 
Gman: Rise and shine...Mr.Freeman...Rise and Shine...
Gordon: No, I don't wana go to school to day...

Breen: Welcome...to city 17, it's safer here...
Gordon: O Rly!!
Breen: Ya Rly!!

Alyx: Remember him from Black Mesa, your old administrator?
Gordon: Yeh, he was a bastard...

Barney: I can't move Gordon, these snipers got me pinned down...
Gordon: Do I have to do everything myself...

Metro Cop: Pick up that can...
Gordon: Make me
Metro Cop: Citizen, prepare to recieve civil justice...

Breen: Did you know your contract was open to the highest bidder?
Gordon: No, I didnt...How much you offering...?
Breen: ?25 take it or leave it
Gordon: Are you insane, I'm worth more THAN ?25!!!
Breen: O RLY!!
Gordon: Not again...

:p More later
 
So many moments I can think of from Ep. 1 with Alyx. The big two that I can think of are...

*Alyx moans like a zombie*
*Gordon turns to look*
Alyx: Haha, gotchya
Gordon: ... *smack*


*Gordon falls through floor of apartment, gets attacked by zombies, gets away and runs back up to the room with Alyx then falls in again and runs back up once more*
Alyx: Huh...deja vu.
Gordon: STFU >=O

Alyx can be such a smartass sometimes.
 
Alyx: When I said we were going to play fetch I didn't say who was going to be fetching, did I?
Gordon: No, and you also didn't tell me a giant metal robot is a dog.

Breen: What is the meaning of this? (at the beginning, when you teleport to his room)
Gordon: Yo, my homie! Just chiggity-checkin on your pad, dawg!
 
'Gordon Takes Control'
Kleiner: Never fear, Gordon, she's de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your head. Fruitlessly!"
Gordon: Very nice. Snap its neck.
Kleiner: W-what?
Gordon: Would you kindly snap that headcrab's neck?
Kleiner: No...no, no please! *a whine then crack*
Gordon: Very good.
 
*after fighting through all of HL2, episode 1 and most of 2*

"Gordon, we want you to go kill the striders and hunter escorts by yourself, with only an awkward device that must be shot to work, that can be shot off by hunters (or something along these lines)"


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*after fighting through all of HL2, episode 1 and most of 2*

"Gordon, we want you to go kill the striders and hunter escorts by yourself, with only an awkward device that must be shot to work, that can be shot off by hunters (or something along these lines)"

And while your doing that, I'm gonna go fix a helicopter.
 
HL2, in the streets of City 17 while on your way to the Citadel.

Barney (opening a gate): Did you just hear a cat? That thing haunts me.
Gordon: Meow...
 
Scientist: "I'm going to stay here, and wait for my collegues"
Gordon: "I AM the only collegue you have left..."

Scientist: "Don't let it overcharge!"
Guard: "What do you mean overcharge?"
*Huge explosion*
Gordon: "What else would overcharge mean?"

Breen: "You will be destroyed, in every way it is possible to be destroyed"
Gordon: "So i'll be burnt and frozen at the same time? Epic..."

Alyx: *Makes zombie noise* Haha! Gotcha!
Gordon: "If you had any idea what I've been through you would know how mean that was..."

Gman: "Doctor Freeeeeman"
Gordon: "Oh god! Don't sneak up on me like that!"

Gman: "Prepare for unforseen consequences"
Gordon: "Don't you think I've seen enough unforseen consequences already?"
 
Breen: "You will be destroyed, in every way it is possible to be destroyed"
Gordon: "So i'll be burnt and frozen at the same time? Epic..."

Well, you can get "burned" with very cold stuff. It may not be the same as with fire or hot stuff, but the results are pretty similar.
 
Barney: Get in here Gordon before you blow my cover.

Gordon: Ok..... HEY CIVIL PROTECTION! BARNEY IS AN UNDERCOVER RESISTANCE MEMBER!

Barney: YOU ASSHOLE!
 
Well, you can get "burned" with very cold stuff. It may not be the same as with fire or hot stuff, but the results are pretty similar.

I know that lol but I meant burnt as in :flame:. And frozen as in ice. :E.

During the scene early in hl2 where Alyx is opening the secret door behind vending machine
Alyx: Would you like a drink?
Gordon: Well actually I haven't drunk anything for a while so...
*Door opens*
Gordon: Awww..
 
During the scene early in hl2 where Alyx is opening the secret door behind vending machine
Alyx: Would you like a drink?
Gordon: Well actually I haven't drunk anything for a while so...
*Door opens*
Gordon: Awww..

:LOL:

I love this one!
 
(Upon killing the Nihilanth)

Nihilanth: Freeeeeeeeemaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
Gordon: ...What?
 
Late in EP2, after being asked to press the red button several tomes and not doing it
Magnussen: For Gods's sake! It's just a button!
Gordon: But it scares me...
 
Alyx: Man of few words, aren't ya?
No, I'm a man of A LOT of words, I was just trying to prevent you from witnessing my uncontrollable talking syndrome! Oh no, you've done it now... *talking ensues for next 3 or so days*
 
After getting off the train.
Gordon: What the? Why is everything so high rez?
Where the hell is my suit?
AAARGH!
 
Magnussen: I might just forgive you for that incident at Black Mesa. You know what I mean, involving a certain microwave casserole.
Gordon: Haha I gibbed that casserole, good times...
 
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Gordon: "Look! My eyebrows are shaped like crowbars!"


*meeting Alyx in Silo 2*

Alyx: Gordon, Thank goodness your ok."
Gordon: Geeze woman, youve said that about five times today!"
 
After Ravenholm:
Gordon: Phew, no more zombies!
I actually miss the Combine!
Wait, what's that?
*snipered*
This was what I was actually thinking after I got through the mines with little health.
 
Gman: "Time... Dr Freeman? Is it really that time again?"
Gordon: "Nope, sorry Gman, false alarm. Your show's not on for a couple of hours yet."
 
I get the urge to shout at Alyx everytime she does the arm thing where she moves her hands downwards and out in a passive motion. It's really creepily annoying. :angry:
 
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