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Breen: What is the meaning of this? (at the beginning, when you teleport to his room)
Gordon: Yo, my homie! Just chiggity-checkin on your pad, dawg!
*after fighting through all of HL2, episode 1 and most of 2*
"Gordon, we want you to go kill the striders and hunter escorts by yourself, with only an awkward device that must be shot to work, that can be shot off by hunters (or something along these lines)"
And while your doing that, I'm gonna go fix a helicopter.
And by fixing, I mean fueling it up.
Alyx: *Makes zombie noise* Haha! Gotcha!
Gordon: "If you had any idea what I've been through you would know how mean that was..."
Breen: "You will be destroyed, in every way it is possible to be destroyed"
Gordon: "So i'll be burnt and frozen at the same time? Epic..."
Barney: Get in here Gordon before you blow my cover.
Gordon: Ok..... HEY CIVIL PROTECTION! BARNEY IS AN UNDERCOVER RESISTANCE MEMBER!
Barney: YOU ASSHOLE!
yes .STFU I don't like "long hair" or "short hair" I like "hot women". And Alyx specifically is perfect the way she is.
Well, you can get "burned" with very cold stuff. It may not be the same as with fire or hot stuff, but the results are pretty similar.
During the scene early in hl2 where Alyx is opening the secret door behind vending machine
Alyx: Would you like a drink?
Gordon: Well actually I haven't drunk anything for a while so...
*Door opens*
Gordon: Awww..
After getting off the train.
Gordon: What the? Why is everything so high rez?
Where the hell is my suit?
AAARGH!
You, sir, win at reality.
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Usually throughout the game I just imagine Gordon to be muttering SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT under his breath constantly.