If you were a porn star what would you name yourself?

[Last One In]

I would have to go with king dong for myself. I would rule the screen.

 

[Ennui]

I've got an Indian friend who we call "The Beast from the East"

 

[DeusExMachina]

Dirk Diggler

 

[Last One In]

I've got an Indian friend who we call "The Beast from the East"

A nocturnal creature who preys on tacos.

 

[Nat Turner]

"lol Jesus"

 

[Blackghost905]

"lol Jesus"

lol, Ill be GOD!

 

[Last One In]

"lol Jesus"

You wouldn't last long for jesus would surely strike you with an std.

 

[short recoil]

Donkey rig.

I'm well hung and i've been called things like that in the past.

 

[JNightshade]

The Penismeister.

 

[OvA]

Funny, I though Last One In was a pretty good name itself


I'd be the Assassassin

 

[xcellerate]

there's a dagger in diablo called "the diggler" and it's a 'Dirk' class weapon, so it reads, "The Diggler Dirk"...i love it:

http://www.battle.net/diablo2exp/items/normal/udaggers.shtml


...sorry, back on topic. I would be, "Thor"

 

[Greatgat]

Penis von Cockington. Duh.

 

[Nat Turner]

I rate this thread Awesome mark 2.

 

[Evo]

An Evolutionary Step in Sex

:naughty:

 

[Last One In]

Funny, I though Last One In was a pretty good name itself


I'd be the Assassassin

Why, I never thought of it that way. maybe i could be a skitzo with Dr. Dong and mr. Hidenu.

 

[Steven]

theSteven of course.

 

[ailevation]

I'd call myself Osama Bin Laden

because my load is explosive...

 

[Dalamari]

I would call myself Dalamari and wear a big apple mask and rape fat women

 

[Icarusintel]

I'd have to be Ribbed For Her Pleasure

then i'd have to get those metallic inserts under the skin of my penis so I truly was ribbed... i kinda like where this is going

 

[Greatgat]

I'd have to be Ribbed For Her Pleasure

then i'd have to get those metallic inserts under the skin of my penis so I truly was ribbed... i kinda like where this is going

I don't. Not anymore.

 

[ailevation]

I'd have to be Ribbed For Her Pleasure

then i'd have to get those metallic inserts under the skin of my penis so I truly was ribbed... i kinda like where this is going

****ing disgusting bro!

 

[OvA]

I would call myself Dalamari and wear a big apple mask and rape fat women

but how would the be different from real life?

 

[Shakermaker]

I'd be Woody Log.

 

[Dalamari]

but how would the be different from real life?

I'd be getting paid, finally

 

[Steven]

Every time I exit this thread someone else posts and I have a great interest in what people would call themselves if they were porn stars and all the wonderful metallic inserts they'd put underneath the skin of there penises. So I keep exiting then going back in I've done this five times now.

theSteven is that a valid contribution to this wonderful thread at all?
No.

 

[DeusExMachina]

I wonder if anyone got my Boogie Nights reference .

 

[Shodan]

Beard.

 

[pomegranate]

Cocky McCock

 

[bvasgm]

bvasgm

 

[Danimal]

Bumbelina. Or if I was a midget; "Tiny (Pronoucned Teeny) Genie"

 

[OvA]

bvasgm

Win. Thread Over.

 

[Spectre01]

Long Will ofcource.

 

[Qonfused]

Win. Thread Over.

Quoted for truth.

For me, "Less than three." (<3)
Wait... ... ... ...shit.

 

[Muffin Man]

Naddy Bumpo

 

[Mr-Fusion]

I would be Furious Pounding

 

[French Ninja]

Frenchy.

 

[JNightshade]

Actually, I'd have a gimmick: I'd be a composer with a dirty side. My name would be "The Magic Flute".

 

[bam23]

Dick Army.

hehehehheheeheh.

 

[panda_rage]

Joe Whitelaw?

 

[Que-Ever]

Dixon Cox :naughty:
wait, that sounds gay... nvm.