If your penis can talk to you,

[bbson john]

Imagine. If your penis can talk to you, what will be the first sentense your penis speaking to you?

Or vagina. Anyway.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

"Hello, I am your penis."

 

[AiM]

"Quit jerkin around"

 

[Krynn72]

"Kill me..."

 

[staticprimer]

"Oh shit I can talk!"

 

[Krynn72]

I think the topic should be changed to include vaginas too. That way Shippi can play too.

 

[pvtbones]

something along the lines of:

"Holy Sh** son! f*ck something!"

 

[Vegeta897]

Penises can't talk.

 

[giant384]

"where am i"?

 

[guitars savior]

"stop using condoms"

 

[Sam]

"Why do you keep trying to strangle me?"

...

Shit.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

"Oh my God I'm a ****ing banana! Oh but I look damn sexy though..."

 

[Marinmald]

I think mine would only know one word. it would just say it in different ways and tones.

 

[Naudian]

Ack Ack!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Aflack!

 

[Geogaddi]

Probably something along the lines of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sK3AqFYAWQ

 

[Naudian]

Oh shi-

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I wish I lived in the 80's for longer than 2 years.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

"You can't kill the Messiah."

 

[Gunner]

Probably something along the lines of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sK3AqFYAWQ

Take your stupid shit to 4chan.

 

[The Brick]

"Isn't it about time to explore my possibilities?"

 

[Danimal]

"It's well known that a hyper induced super flux will result in much higher mitigation in the super heterodyne gyrodynamic pyroinducers interrracting exponentially at a geoquantum level creating a sub-hyper excited molecular field resulting in the matrices' coefficient rising at a semi-correlated inverse parallex for proper processing in the final stages of the forced induction dynamos."

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Silly Dan, your penis would simply roar and eat the nearest organism.

 

[Geogaddi]

Take your stupid shit to 4chan.

Shove a curling iron up your ass and turn it on.




This time it wasn't just about the rickroll, you can actually attribute the lyrics to my penis.

 

[HunterSeeker]

"holy Shit! You Are Sick! Sick I Tell You!"



Edit: Whu? Does HL2.net automatically make all but the first letters of words lowercase?

 

[Bad^Hat]

It'd probably be like a pokemon and just say "penis" over and over rapidly.

Except it probably wouldn't want me to catch em all.

 

[victor]

"dddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

 

[Lucid]

If my dick talked I'd beat it to death until it stopped talking.

 

[Evo]

"You can't kill the Messiah."

:E

 

[Gray Fox]

You make me puke

Get it!

 

[Ren.182]

"It's a trap!" D:

 

[Cole]

I wanna have sex with her!

 

[victor]

If my dick talked I'd beat it to death until it stopped talking.

if your dick talked like that, it would be the one doing the beating.

 

[Shodan]

"For the love of god, give me a rest."

 

[Evo]

"Damn! Commando style is awesome!"

 

[CyberPitz]

"Would you quit biting me?!"

 

[Kouler]

"Dude, stop it, I'm trying to sleep!"

 

[VirusType2]

If my penis could talk, the first thing it would say is, "**** YOU", or like when you see a dirty window on a car, "WASH ME". It might say, "I have to piss."

It might say anything, who is to say it speaks english. Maybe it speaks Penis.

 

[bbson john]

It might say anything, who is to say it speaks english. Maybe it speaks Penis.

Penish. Or at least penisese

 

[Darkside55]

"I'm really glad I'm your penis."

It gets a lot of attention from me, you see.

Also, Geo, doesn't that video trip you out? I grew up with that song but never actually watched the video until I was older. To this day it still weirds me out that a guy that looks like Rick Astley is belting out THAT voice. It boggles my mind.