Illegal Actions Amnesty Thread

[ComradeBadger]

DISCLAIMERHalflife2.net in no way endorses these actions, nor encourages it's forum members to do the same

Heh, basically this is the thread to admit to any illegal actions you may have comitted. It must be noted that neither I nor Halflife2.net endorse these actions nor encourage you to do the same. Breaking the law is not big, and it's not clever.

The More Interesting Stuff

• Stopped by Police for public urination, on being asked for an adress.. the only adress that sprang to mind was 123 Fake Street..
• Stopped with a friend by Spanish Police in Magaluf for stealing a roofing tile and pot plant from a nearby hotel - and after being stopped and asked to come peacefully, ran with my friend to a 3rd hotel, where we spent the night on their 5th floor
• Spent a night with friends in a local City's most expensive hotel for free - by sleeping on their breakfast room floor + bar cellar
• Stole numerous roadsigns - including one motorway roadworks sign (a good 15 feet high)

That's all I can think of right now, what about you guys?

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Arrested for murder.

Wait... that might not have happened.

Drunk and disorderly, probably. And also, when I was young, I guess I was underage drinking a bit.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Cormeh]

Nothing major, just started one or two fires and stole peoples milk early doors when camping.

I'm a sensible adult now. :|

 

[CptStern]

arrested for shoplifting (13)

arrested for drinking and driving (21)

arrested for Obstruction of Justice, assualting police officer in US (24)


other quasi-criminal activities (like Badger describes ..mostly drunken idiocy on my part), none that I've been caught for

 

[Shodan]

Ohhh shit...

• Assault (had a fight with some gypsies in a Tescos store, I won, didn't get busted or anything though)
• Theft (I've stolen more petty things than you could count)
• Set fire to an old car (dunno what that comes under :S)
• I think I've also commited every piracy crime they have a law for.

Note - I'm not a chav, you'd be surprised what you can be forced to do with the threat of a serious beating.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Setting fire to an old car is arson.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Shodan]

Does that make me an arsonist?

 

[The Brick]

Is not going outside too long a crime? uh oh...

On a serious note, yes, by stealing candy from our school cantina :dork:


Edit: oh yeah I blew up a piece of a sidewalk once.. don't ask.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Does that make me an arsonist?

Theoretically, yes. But it's only a crime if you get caught. And if you don't have a good enough Lawyer to convince the jury otherwise.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[evil^milk]

drunk driving (causing traffic problems... thank god i found a way home)

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Despite my love of alcohol, I've never drunk driven.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[ComradeBadger]

drunk driving (causing traffic problems... thank god i found a way home)

I'd never ever drive drunk..

 

[kirovman]

I invaded and annexed a small country that you've all probably never heard of.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

And held the Pope to ransom using Scalar Waves?

-Angry Lawyer

 

[CyberPitz]

I used to make fires in a dead guys garage, then go inside, and put lotion on all the door handles...*yeah..I was a bored 12 year old*
Made some fires out in some field, some guy got in his truck drove out to us, and then chased us. I've never leapt over a fence in my life prior! D:
Stolen a few street signs

I don't really do anything illegal...

 

[CptStern]

I'd never ever drive drunk..

ever had a glass of wine and drove an hour later? if so, you're drunk enough to be arrested. It only takes a blood alcohol level of .08 to be arrested for drinking and driving (in canada) which amounts to about a single drink of spirits or a pint of beer

 

[Nat Turner]

-broke into an abandoned house, then broke into the safe
-walked on top of my high school in the middle of the night
-shot paintballs at drunk people and unloaded over 100 rounds at a house
-statutory rape
-smashed up an old car
-underage drinking
-stole private information from countless people online
-drove a few people before I turned 18
-drove after midnight before I turned 18
-talked on my cell while driving

Never got into trouble before (legal or parents)... and I haven't done anything retarded like some of the above for well over a year.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

ever had a glass of wine and drove an hour later? if so, you're drunk enough to be arrested. It only takes a blood alcohol level of .08 to be arrested for drinking and driving (in canada) which amounts to about a single drink of spirits or a pint of beer

Ironically, if I have a drink, I refuse to drive for the rest of the day. And conversely, if I know I have to drive, I won't touch a drink until I get back home.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Drink driving (at 20 - got a fractured skull and an 18 month ban). I thought the same as Angry Lawyer, except I got utterly, completely drunk one night and then thought it'd be a good idea to drive home. One of the reasons I stopped drinking.

Assault (at 21 - lucky to avoid GBH). The other reason I stopped drinking.

Some other stuff.

 

[short recoil]

Thought crime

 

[Vegeta897]

-shot paintballs at drunk people and unloaded over 100 rounds at a house
-statutory rape

:|

and I haven't done anything retarded like some of the above for well over a year.

Good...

I've never really done any sort of crime, ESPECIALLY not something that would affect another person (Nat :angry Maybe if you can count walking around a couple construction sites. Never stole anything, (What's the deal with stealing street signs? I don't get it...) and so I guess I'm just not that kind of person, and I'm glad. I don't see the point other than to impress your friends or something or if you want to feel like a rebel. Which are both stupid.

 

[Insano]

Didn't stop Bush Junior from becoming president.

 

[AmishSlayer]

ever had a glass of wine and drove an hour later? if so, you're drunk enough to be arrested. It only takes a blood alcohol level of .08 to be arrested for drinking and driving (in canada) which amounts to about a single drink of spirits or a pint of beer

BAC level depends on the individual. It takes about 2.5 glasses of wine/shots etc for me to get to .08.

-Underage Drinking (I'm 21, so no more worries there)

-I guess you could call it vandalism - about 5 years ago when I first got my license at around midnight in a Cub Foods parking lot my friend and I grabbed a shopping cart that was abandoned near the road and already messed up. He held it upright with his arm out the window and I sped through an empty section of the lot at about 45mph before he let go and I hit the brakes. The cart hit the curb and did 3 flips in the air before crashing down on the grass. We did it 3 or so times before a cop came by to pull us over. He didn't see what we were doing, he just saw us circle the parking lot once. I quickly said I was taking my friend home and I turned one street too early (his house was really one more street over) and I was just turning around. He let us go

-I took a few games and movies from Mr. Movies before quitting 4 years ago and also took some games that were said to be defective, tested them, they worked, sold them to EB.

-Not much else...I stole some baseball cards a longggg time ago from a gas station

EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot about a couple street signs. One was already knocked over.

Oh.. a few more stolen items since coming to school.

-An EXIT sign from our dorm. It is now plugged in and glowing in our apartment.

-Forks, Knives, Spoons from our dining hall to furnish our apartment - At least 40 of each.

-An ENITRE table set from a local place on a dare. Including giant napkin holder, salt/pepper shakers, big menu, cheese and red pepper shakers. My roomate took a booster seat for some reason. Nobody dared him. He is short though.

-I also accidently walked out with my glass from the same place.

-It's not technically illegal but I'm sure we would've gotten in serious trouble with the university:

Freshman year in the dorms my roomate had a nice 3-man water balloon slingshot. We unscrewed and took apart his window which was facing a courtyard. At night in the fall (below freezing at this point) we filled water balloons and launched them at people passing by. Since we were on the 4th floor and we'd quickly put the screen back in so our window wouldn't be suspicious nobody knew where they were coming from. We managed to hit somebody in the legs once and another person square in the back (that one didn't break but the guy damn near fell over because it hit him so hard). We took a break for a while and watched as some RA's went out to investigate and a few university police units. They were pointing at the wrong building thinking we fired from somewhere else.

 

[NotATool]

Never been arrested ^_^.

-Shoplifting
-Not paying for commute (did this for my entire summer, surprisingly easy here)
-Theater-hopping
-Graffiti (I had a wicked stencil I wish I could find it again)

I am holier than thou

 

[Kangy]

Stole a construction sign and slept on it.

 

[Raziaar]

Shoplifted in Alaska, when I was younger. Only did it once or twice. Was never caught.

Have done some extensive software pirating, with no intention to distribute.

I'm clean now.........

really.

No really.

 

[Vegeta897]

lol, I'm not trying to show off. It just feels too wrong. How can you want to do that :| Isn't there anything better to do? Something constructive perhaps?

I guess it depends on how you are brought up, which affects your morals.

But really does anyone else agree that crimes that harm someone else are just stupid. "Durr let's shoot people with paintballs" or "Let's TP this house guuuuh" How would you feel if someone did it to you? You'd want to kick their ass that's what.

 

[Raziaar]

My cousin in california stole a cross walk sign. The part that flashes walk or stop. He has it in his room, and(being an electrician), rewired it to run off his home outlet.

 

[kirovman]

Shoplifted in Alaska, when I was younger. Only did it once or twice. Was never caught.

Have done some extensive software pirating, with no intention to distribute.

I'm clean now.........

really.

No really.

You destroyed Alaska's economy, you Tyrant!

 

[Vegeta897]

I don't mind shoplifting. I mean it's just one thing... Nor do I mind stealing other random crap (street signs, can someone explain this to me?) or graffitti or anything.

 

[K e r b e r o s]

DISCLAIMERHalflife2.net in no way endorses these actions, nor encourages it's forum members to do the same

You endorse them by allowing the public to discuss criminal activites like they're cheap thrills.

These are things people should be ashamed of, not proud of.

 

[Vegeta897]

You endorse them by allowing the public to discuss criminal activites like they're cheap thrills.

These are things people should be ashamed of, not proud of.

I love you

 

[SimonomiS]

What is it about stealing roadsigns that you guys find so fun?

 

[theGreenBunny]

I was once fined for having a broken headlight on my bicycle.

That's it really.

Although I may or may not have any amount of illegal ones and zeros on my harddrive.

 

[ChiChi]

Killed a few people. Nothing major.

 

[Qonfused]

• Broken every piracy law that's out there.

• Lasts about it, tbh.

 

[Quixoticism]

Uh...Nothing!!

Although I may or may not have any amount of illegal ones and zeros on my harddrive.

Quoted for possible self-application

 

[Ennui]

arrested for shoplifting (13)

arrested for drinking and driving (21)

arrested for Obstruction of Justice, assualting police officer in US (24)


other quasi-criminal activities (like Badger describes ..mostly drunken idiocy on my part), none that I've been caught for

pwned.

i've not commited the following crimes, though not been caught:

edited away, on second thought

however i've never had a run in with the police and i've stopped my criminal ways, mostly they were just prepubescent/pubescent stupidity

 

[DeusExMachina]

Mostly just downloaded music. But, I buy the CD and delete it afterwards anyways.

 

[short recoil]

Mostly just downloaded music. But, I buy the CD and delete it afterwards anyways.

Yeah, sure you do.
Or i bet you "forget" to delete it.