I'm An Idiot

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THIS IS THE IM AN IDIOT THREAD
post funny/stupid things that you have done

Me, for example, my friend and i made a swing out of braided garden hose and tied it to a tree branch. then we went to the loft of his barn and jumped out while sitting in the swing. i was the lucky tester, the swing stretched, it didn't break and i slammed into the ground and cracked my tailbone.

that was fun...
 
I orded a Corndog but got a hamburger, and ate it!

How dumb of me!
 
I have a private park on the other side of my the fence at the end of my garden. There was an old door padlocked there, and i wanted access when i wanted. So i used a hacksaw to open the gate, but it was stuck because a small tree had grown through the bottom of the door, so i cut that down too (4ft tall'ish). The gate was rusted shut still. So i used bolt cutters to cut a small hole in the fence, i jumped through and ran around the park with a minature tree. Then the owners saw me, and chased me, but i couldnt get back in because i cut the hole too high, so i had to jump through and land in some nettles and ripped my shirt to escape. It was a really stupid idea, but all in the name of growing up D:
 
I tried shooting a pen with a rubber band, it went straight through my nail.. :X
 
I unwrapped a piece of candy in front of my trashcan, threw away the candy and put the wrapper in my mouth. *DOH*
 
tehsolace said:
I unwrapped a piece of candy in front of my trashcan, threw away the candy and put the wrapper in my mouth. *DOH*
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some stuff like that hapened to me

I was going to drink water and picked a dish and just when I opened the refirgerator I say "why I grabbed this?!"
 
I once ate an entire pack of Starburst (I think it was actualy before they changed the name, what was it again?) without taking the paper off. Not nice coming out the other end >_<
 
I fall over alot when my feet fall asleep...
I'm am VERY afraid of needles,I get pale and I sometimes faint when I get to close to a needle.
I sold my PS2 for 100 euros...back in Germany..I will always regret that.
 
lmao RJMC your day to day stories always entertain me.

I remember i needed a piss once and I went to the kitchen and pushed my foot on the peddle bin to open the lid, then stood there and thought to myself 'This isn't the toilet'. Thank god I didn't go any further, I really wasn't thinking :(
 
ríomhaire said:
I once ate an entire pack of Starburst (I think it was actualy before they changed the name, what was it again?) without taking the paper off. Not nice coming out the other end >_<
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Joosters! How did you manage to eat all of that?
It doesn't make sense..

Was it on purpose?
 
I think that kindof lapse in concentration happens to everyone Glenn :p. Like for instance going to put the milk back in the cereal cupboard, I admit i've tried to do that a few times lol.
 
Often when getting cereal i'll take the box, and open up the refridgerator....only to instanlty be like "Wow wtf am I doing" and go put the box where it belongs.
 
Shamrock said:
Joosters! How did you manage to eat all of that?
It doesn't make sense..

Was it on purpose?
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I decided that I couldn't be arsed taking off all the packaging and then disposing of it. I decided that the lazy-mans way was better...I was wrong.
 
I remember once I was taking a plate and a glass to the kitchen to wash them. Instead of putting them in the dishwasher, I dropped them both in the garbage can. It didn't occur to me until about 10 minutes after. Leave it to me.........

I also nuked some chicken strips like the kind you store in the freezer. I took the plate out, put the ketchup on my plate and proceeded to empty it into the trashcan, but I stopped myself before I dumped it.
 
ríomhaire said:
I once ate an entire pack of Starburst (I think it was actualy before they changed the name, what was it again?) without taking the paper off. Not nice coming out the other end >_<
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Opal Fruits.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Ive turned on the oven to get ready to cook some stuff. I then played DoD:S for 3 hours before realizing I turned the oven on.

I have also, on many occasions, forgotten that I was toasting bread and just left it in there until I remember or start to smell the smoke. I never knew a slice bread could flood an entire floor with smoke.

Ive also burned the same cd.... 3 times.... in one day... within 2 hours.
 
I put the same ****ING Cribs track on every mix tape I make :p

Last night was pretty fking stupid, going on the nightbus in circles in Central London :D
 
I didnt realize that my glass door to my back yeard was closed and walked in to it.

But thats not the best part.

I walked into it atleast twice, maybe three times.
 
Angry Lawyer said:
Opal Fruits.

-Angry Lawyer
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I know, isn't Wikipedia great? ^_^

Idonno >_< said:
I didnt realize that my glass door to my back yeard was closed and walked in to it.

But thats not the best part.

I walked into it atleast twice, maybe three times.
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Haha, you just reminded me of that brilliant credit card add (Egg?) which in turn reminded me of a great car add *makes thread*
 
At work a couple of days ago, I was opening a packet of scarves, fumbled them, quickly dropped my hand down to catch them, but managed to smack myself in the nads. Dumb.
 
Hectic Glenn said:
lmao RJMC your day to day stories always entertain me.

I remember i needed a piss once and I went to the kitchen and pushed my foot on the peddle bin to open the lid, then stood there and thought to myself 'This isn't the toilet'. Thank god I didn't go any further, I really wasn't thinking :(
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LOL, I do that all the time D:
 
During my first week of college, about two months ago, I had to make the transition from walking straight to my highschool, to bussing for about 15 minutes. So on the Thursday, I start walking to the bus stop, which was along my old highschool route, and I get to the bus stop. I watch my bus approach, then think "WTF am I doing?" So I walk to my high school. I get there, walk indoors, pause, turn around, and walk right out, back towards the bus stop.

So I keep walking, and end up at the wrong bus stop without really thinking - the stop for the bus that takes me to the mall. So I get on THAT bus, ride all the way up to the mall for about 25 minutes, get there, walk to EB Games, set foot in the store, and immediately remember "Shit... School!"

I walk back outside and bus back to where I started. Then I walk home. I go upstairs, drop my bags off, and sit down at the computer. As I load up Diablo 2, I look at the clock and realize that I have a class right now. So I shut my computer back down, and go back to my first bus stop, and finally make it to college.

By the time I get there, I only have one class left, and it's cancelled because the prof is sick.
 
I got up at 4:30am on sunday once, thinking it was monday D:
 
I have been known to use shaving foam as hairspray and shaving foam as deodorant in the early hours of the morning.
 
I threw my clothes next to the laundry bin, but luckily I managed to stop before throwing my socks inside it itself.

I threw my clothes into the dustbin (a room away from the laundry bin) once, but managed to catch it in midair.

Just before I fell asleep in bed, I got up tired, turned all the lights on instead of turning 'em off and went back to sleep.

When I was 4, I slipped on the kitchen mat while running around in the living room, hit my head on a bump, and then fell and hit it again on the kitchen floor. Ouch. It was very, very bloody. My skull's still got that bump there.
 
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