Im getting a social life (scary), questions about something.

Or just do what I do and water down the vodka with beer, so there`s lots of it.
 
theotherguy said:
1. How old are you?

2. If you answered "under 21" do the following:

DO
*not drink

DO NOT
*drink

what you see as a "social life" in high school will ruin your prospects in the future. Cut the gaming, get a social hobby, join a club, join a sport, join band..for god sakes do something. But by all means do not party like crazy. I know I will get flamed for this, but unless you are either in late college or out of college it would be a very very bad idea for you to drink regularly. Your educational prospects are by far more important than any illusion of "social life" you will get by drinking and partying. If you want friends, find friends with similar interests to you and stick with them.
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That's stupid.

I smoke, burn and drink, am getting fairly good grades, in an AP class with some more coming next year, and have a set plan for college, and did 2 years of wrestling.

Partying has nothing to do with Failing

BTW, Bourbon + Coffee = win.
 
Mixing drinks is fine, if your a bit more of a heavy weight,

i can drink 9-10 pints and still be relativly sober, albeit i was ****ing annoyed.

on my 19th bday had about 6 pints 9 shots and a few double vodka red bulls in a club, and i was somehow still standing tall.

first time i got drunk, i puked up! 35cl of vodka and some weed wasnt the most cleverest thing to do!

your at a house party eat some bland food that u arent goign to get food poisoning fomr even if it was raw!, eg weatabixs' chips jsut bland food.

filling your belly will slow up the effects of alcohol. dont sit in one place and drink all night get up and move around. if u stay sat down you won't realise how drunk you are till you stand up and fall over.

Stick to beer, or cider dont mix it aint worth it, your body wil get mighty pissed off. and it will make you durnk very fast cause a hell of a hanger and you wil probably chuck up becuase your body is not used to it.

socialise talk to people, the more ppl you make friends with the more chance you have of someone making sure your intact. If there is a sober person/non drinker ask him to try n make sure u have some water before yo sleep. this will stem the hangover, if you drink enough to have a hangover and you wont wake up with your mouth feeling like sandpaper.

The chances of you developing a hangover are realitvly mionimal if you are a skinny game build like i was, it took me what 4 cans of strongbow and id be wasted bakc in the house party park drinking days. that isnt enough to get you a hangover.

All in all from this thread you have a huge wealth of advice take heed on the serious notes,

DRINK WATER

EAT BEFORE BLAND FOOD

MOVE AROUND! TALK TO PEOPLE!
 
Pah, I don't drink. I probably will soon, but not yet. I prefer watching drunk people - funny as shit.
 
operative x said:
yeah, you gotta get drunk to undertstand the greatness of it. One minute your shy as hell, the next minute you have your arms wrapped around the ladies laughing, joking, and having fun. Live a little.
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It's true. Granted, not one of my more..enjoyable times, but I hate the whole "bump and grind" thing with a passion. I don't call that dancing, I call it dry humping standing up *why do you need to stand for it?!* But I got some drinks in me, and I was bumpin' and grindin' with a girl that was at my place....then again, she gave me a handjob in front of everybody, but, but that's beside the point.
 
lol pitz u dirty geezer:p

the things ive done in a room full of sleeping people ay ay ay :p
 
CyberPitz said:
It's true. Granted, not one of my more..enjoyable times, but I hate the whole "bump and grind" thing with a passion. I don't call that dancing, I call it dry humping standing up *why do you need to stand for it?!* But I got some drinks in me, and I was bumpin' and grindin' with a girl that was at my place....then again, she gave me a handjob in front of everybody, but, but that's beside the point.
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whooooooooooooooooo????????? lol


booze is totally awsome. just drink till you know you dont want any more. dont do 2 beers in the beer bong the first tiem.. (experience speaks here)
drink, dance, toss out fist pumps, talk about caturday (trash cat is always good), and pimp on teh wimmens. Thats atleast what i do. have fun, and party hard, too hard is always good.
when worst comes to worst.. PUKE AND RALLY!!! for sparta if nothing else!
 
Wow, i didnt expect such great support from you guys. Thanks for all advise and tips! I feel a little bit better now. I talked to my friend whos hosting today (we are actually pretty close friends) and he said hes going to get Vodka, Red Bull, and then he mentioned 2 other things which i couldnt pick the name up. I didnt wanna sound like a total looser asking "whats that" so i just played along. From what i have read so far i can say that i shouldnt drink to much vodka at a time, but also drink something like Sprite etc, can Red Bull substitute that?

I need to work on my vocabulary too...how much is a shot? How much is a pint? Are the both the same?

So lets see, drink water before sleeping, eat SOMETHING before drinking, etc etc etc. Think i should bring a checklist lol
Thanks again guys!!!!
 
AntiAnto said:
[*] If you start to feel real sick, find some stoners and light a joint with them. Usually, cannabis makes you forget your intoxication and deliver a strong feeling of easiness.
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I smoked a joint when I was drunk once. It's a good idea if you enjoy the thought of shitting your pants over thinking your going to die straight away for an hour or so.

Laivasse said:
I vomited in my sleep once (isn't that how Hendrix died?)
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That was Bon Scott. Hendrix got shot.

Also don't worry about women, you're going to get drunk, they are too. It all works out nicely.
 
ĐynastҰ said:
Wear aftershave, 3 or 4 squirts around your neck and one or 2 on the back of your neck.
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Easy on the aftershave, Casanova. You don't want to smell like a perfume store. Less is definitely more when it comes to fragrances. Two squirts in the neck on the area where your veins are and one squirt on your hair is more than enough.
 
Steven, Hendrix didn't get shot, what the hell are you on about?

Ravioli said:
Wow, i didnt expect such great support from you guys. Thanks for all advise and tips! I feel a little bit better now. I talked to my friend whos hosting today (we are actually pretty close friends) and he said hes going to get Vodka, Red Bull, and then he mentioned 2 other things which i couldnt pick the name up. I didnt wanna sound like a total looser asking "whats that" so i just played along. From what i have read so far i can say that i shouldnt drink to much vodka at a time, but also drink something like Sprite etc, can Red Bull substitute that?

I need to work on my vocabulary too...how much is a shot? How much is a pint? Are the both the same?

So lets see, drink water before sleeping, eat SOMETHING before drinking, etc etc etc. Think i should bring a checklist lol
Thanks again guys!!!!
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Red Bull + Vodka is gross imo. Of course, I hate red bull. If I were you I'd just drink the vodka straight (take small shots, or half-shots, just throw it into the back of your mouth and swallow as fast as you can, even though it's hard) and then have something like sprite to chase it down with (drink right after the shot).
 
Don't mix drinks?

Last party I went to some girls had hired a club in town from 10pm:4am.
When I got there, it was 5pounds for 3 beers and 5 pounds for 3 alchopops.

I ordered a pint of fosters, drank it, socialized with people I rarely see out of college.
About 20mins later I ordered 3 Alchopops, drank them, danced (it's hard with 3 bottles in your hand). Then I bought another 3 beers, lost one of them. Then Had a shot of after shock, then another 2 alchopops then another shot.

That was a great night and I wasn't albeit merely, sick.

The more drinks you mix, the cooler you are.
 
Ennui said:
Red Bull + Vodka is gross imo.
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Its typically red bull and jagermeister. Its called a jag bomb, liquid viagra and so on. Pretty much any energy drink will do. These are oe of my fav drinks and its easy to do.

All you need is either a jag cup or a glass that can fit a shot glass in and have room around it for another drink. Fill that glass 1/3rd up, put a shot glass in the middle and fill with jagermeister. Don't mix them, but now drink away!

Solaris said:
Don't mix drinks?

Last party I went to some girls had hired a club in town from 10pm:4am.
When I got there, it was 5pounds for 3 beers and 5 pounds for 3 alchopops.

I ordered a pint of fosters, drank it, socialized with people I rarely see out of college.
About 20mins later I ordered 3 Alchopops, drank them, danced (it's hard with 3 bottles in your hand). Then I bought another 3 beers, lost one of them. Then Had a shot of after shock, then another 2 alchopops then another shot.

That was a great night and I wasn't albeit merely, sick.

The more drinks you mix, the cooler you are.
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You got lucky. Just because it worked for you once doesn't make it an absolute. You probally didn't drink enough to upset your stomach. Do not mix drinks, it will give you hell.
 
Solaris said:
Don't mix drinks?

Last party I went to some girls had hired a club in town from 10pm:4am.
When I got there, it was 5pounds for 3 beers and 5 pounds for 3 alchopops.

I ordered a pint of fosters, drank it, socialized with people I rarely see out of college.
About 20mins later I ordered 3 Alchopops, drank them, danced (it's hard with 3 bottles in your hand). Then I bought another 3 beers, lost one of them. Then Had a shot of after shock, then another 2 alchopops then another shot.

That was a great night and I wasn't albeit merely, sick.

The more drinks you mix, the cooler you are.
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This advice is more acute when it's your first time drinking. Sure, I always mix alcohol, but then I've been drinking for a long time now.
 
Drinking is the easiest freaking thing in the world. If it was difficult, do you really thing drunks with little-to-no mental capabilities would be able to continue doing it all night?

Just remember: Beer before liquor makes you sicker. If you're going to drink beer, then STICK TO IT once you've had it.

Leave the liquor or mix drinks for your 'toast to my buddies!' at the beginning of the party, and beer for the rest of the night so you last longer in the party.

OH and by the way: If you've never had beer before then you may not like it at first. Just drink it and don't make a face... TRUST ME you will forget about the taste (completely) once you start getting tipsy and you'll find yourself chugging them faster than water. I recommend Bud Light for first timers.
 
Your calling Bud Light a beer :O

That ain't no damn beer! That is US piss-water trying to be larger!
 
Shakermaker said:
Easy on the aftershave, Casanova. You don't want to smell like a perfume store. Less is definitely more when it comes to fragrances. Two squirts in the neck on the area where your veins are and one squirt on your hair is more than enough.
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Aha on the HAIR???

Well i think it comes down to each person. I used to do 2 squirts and that was it, which i then realised 15-30 mins later, the smell would be gone.

So, i did 4 on the neck and learnt about putting some on the back of the neck, and since then ive had countless nights out where girls come to me just to smell my neck (not to sound big headed). If its one the ladies die for (Joop seems to be popular, but i use Allure Homme Sport by Chanel), they keep coming and i know the smell lasts longer into the night.
 
Ravioli said:
Wow, i didnt expect such great support from you guys. Thanks for all advise and tips! I feel a little bit better now. I talked to my friend whos hosting today (we are actually pretty close friends) and he said hes going to get Vodka, Red Bull, and then he mentioned 2 other things which i couldnt pick the name up. I didnt wanna sound like a total looser asking "whats that" so i just played along. From what i have read so far i can say that i shouldnt drink to much vodka at a time, but also drink something like Sprite etc, can Red Bull substitute that?

I need to work on my vocabulary too...how much is a shot? How much is a pint? Are the both the same?

So lets see, drink water before sleeping, eat SOMETHING before drinking, etc etc etc. Think i should bring a checklist lol
Thanks again guys!!!!
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Woops, forgot.

Shots are generally somewhere in the region of ?2. Depends on the place (uperclass place = 2.50 and above i tend to find).

Pints vary depending on what youre buying. Stuff like Carling can be ?3, Strongbow is USUALLY around ?2, so yeah, if youre paying ?4 a pint, start calling the manager unless youre surrounded by people sitting at tables who are all looking snobish and have 20 aston martin vanquishes and 2007 land rovers outside with tinted windows. If that happens, pay and get out lol.
 
staticprimer said:
That's a lie! I have had beer before liquor plenty of times and didn't get sick.
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Its just a general rule... nobody said its guaranteed to make anyone sick if they do it. It also depends on the amounts you've drank.
 
Its just a general rule... nobody said its guaranteed to make anyone sick if they do it. It also depends on the amounts you've drank.
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Yes. Once I am "almost drunk" or very very close to being drunk (or already drunk), i often stop caring and go against my will and decide "That licker looks mighty fine". Then go drink half bottle of the licker... I often times puke.
 
If you feel like vomitting after 8 or 9 pints, do it. Then move onto large vodka and cokes, you'll feel great, trust me.
 
Ok, i really think your trying to make this way too hard bro. This is how it works. Once your cup/bottle/hand is empty. YOU MUST GET MORE. Get anything, if you get a drink and dont like it trade someone or just chug it.
tada! and if you feel sick eat some chips or somthin.. party as hard as you can and have a blast.
 
586FAC75 said:
If you feel like vomitting after 8 or 9 pints, do it. Then move onto large vodka and cokes, you'll feel great, trust me.
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I think being sick just helps a select few people. Most people feel bad afterward (still). Me on the other and, i force myself to be sick, then im perfectly fine (almost sober again) and carry on drinking again.
 
Yeah, I always force myself to be sick, even the times when I feel ill but I know I won't throw up. Get's rid of the feeling and you can continue from there on.
 
ĐynastҰ said:
I think being sick just helps a select few people. Most people feel bad afterward (still). Me on the other and, i force myself to be sick, then im perfectly fine (almost sober again) and carry on drinking again.
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exact same for me
 
If you REALLY want to make an impression, take a bottle of Absinthe to the party and chug it ad-vundum in front of everyone. Oh and make sure you've got a card with your blood group on it when they have to take out your liver
 
UPDATE:

Something happend, might be good or bad, idk yet. But apparently they have moved the party up till spring break, so they can get more people and orginize it better. This gives me more time to read and learn more about it but it might also make the party bigger than it already is. But yeah, either way, its going to happen. Thanks for all help and tips! :D
 
Ravioli said:
UPDATE:

Something happend, might be good or bad, idk yet. But apparently they have moved the party up till spring break, so they can get more people and orginize it better. This gives me more time to read and learn more about it but it might also make the party bigger than it already is. But yeah, either way, its going to happen. Thanks for all help and tips! :D
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Just find a few friends and get wasted in a hotel room.
 
I'd just like to comment that I find it abso-friggin'-lutely hilarious we're teaching our socially inexperienced friend here how to drink to make him look cool. In and of itself, that's fvcking hi-larious and nobody seems to have gotten it.

If you're drinking to be cool at a party...don't. It's pretty stupid. You can be Sober Sam and nobody'll give a shit one way or another. It's not like drinking puts some kind of badge on you that says, "Hey I'm cool right guys look at me I'm drinking some shots and mixing coke and rum!" You can drink to relax, drink to get rid of some of your inhibitions and loosen up at said party, hell drink because you like the taste, but don't drink to be cool. If you take any advice from this thread, that's it right there.

Oh and buy a can of spinach before you drink, just in case you DO get drunk. In the morning, eat it raw. Eat it like you're Popeye and Olive Oyl's life depended on it. Spinach is 90% water and it's food so it's absorbed quickly by the stomach, and after you've spent the night dehydrating yourself, your body's going to want water.
 
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