Im joining the army..yay

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last week I inquired for joining the army,The only problem was I wast 12 pounds overweight,Im 6.2,and the max weight for that height is 211,I got up this morning now Im 212 :O
So ny next week,I will finish the spring semester and then sign up,Then after all the medical shit,I will be going to Fort Benning:bounce:
btw,Im not joining for the heck of it,I lack self discipline,I hope the army can give me that.My dad did the same thing in the 80s.
 
Aenama said:
last week I inquired for joining the army,The only problem was I wast 12 pounds overweight,Im 6.2,and the max weight for that height is 211,I got up this morning now Im 212 :O
So ny next week,I will finish the spring semester and then sign up,Then after all the medical shit,I will be going to Fort Benning:bounce:
btw,Im not joining for the heck of it,I lack self discipline,I hope the army can give me that.My dad did the same thing in the 80s.
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From what I've read from your postings, you seen to disagree with the foreign policy for which you are now willing to put your life on the line for.

I hope your very certain that what you're going to be fighting for is right.
 
Also, it's spelt "Aenema" :p

But the best of luck to you, Lemonking. Don't become a modern-day Gomer Pyle!
 
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YOU LACK DISCIPLINE!
 
Well for one thing Danny,I really do not agree that we went in there like that,without real proof that they had WMD's,but I also said before now that we are there,we have to atleast try and fix it.And I also have a totaly differnt moral fiber then most Americans,I think that helps me understand the iraqis a little better,then the average Joe.Also before I sign up,my dad convinced me to take the writtin and physical exam for the Deputy Sherriffs Academy first.He think that I don'r need to join the army,but he wont stop me from doing it.If I ace the exam for the Police Academy,I might think my decision over,but I believe that I need the army to gain the strength I need as a Sherriff later.


btw spring semester isnt over til April I think..oh well
 
Heaven forbid you get sent to Iraq. "OMG the Turks poison me so I'm shootin the Rakees!"

-Angry Lawyer
 
haha,I was waiting for a comment like that.I promise you won't be seing me in the news lol.
 
Good luck. My parents said that they make you work hard in the "fat boy" program! :devil:
 
I say this now otherwise i will forget:

Farewell thine Lemonking
We will miss your Lemony Enema's
And your Mother's Clown Dress
Enjoy your Army trip
And don't come back in a body bag


:|
 
Didn't we perm ban Lemon?

Anyway, best of luck to you, Aenama, wherever you might go. Be safe.
 
Evo said:
I say this now otherwise i will forget:

Farewell thine Lemonking
We will miss your Lemony Enema's
And your Mother's Clown Dress
Enjoy your Army trip
And don't come back in a body bag


:|
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D:



I hope not.
 
Aenama said:
last week I inquired for joining the army,The only problem was I wast 12 pounds overweight,Im 6.2,and the max weight for that height is 211,I got up this morning now Im 212 :O
So ny next week,I will finish the spring semester and then sign up,Then after all the medical shit,I will be going to Fort Benning:bounce:
btw,Im not joining for the heck of it,I lack self discipline,I hope the army can give me that.My dad did the same thing in the 80s.
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Good for you. What job(s) are you hoping to qualify for and maybe even get?
 
Aenama said:
Im not sure,basic Infantry is what I wanted to do.
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Pfft striving to be a grunt? You should review your ambitions, DIRTBAG.

AIM FOR LIEUTENANT, GREASE BALL! WHERE'S YOUR CONFIDENCE MAGGOT?

etc.
 
Aenama said:
haha,I was waiting for a comment like that.I promise you won't be seing me in the news lol.
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you cant promise anything ..you cant control a sniper's bullet, an IED, mines etc ..you dont get to decide if you live or die ...and death isnt the only possible outcome ..there are 23,530 americans who are forever physically scarred due to the war in iraq

no offense but it doesnt sound like you've put much thought into something that could drastically affect your life


listen to your father
 
What a bad reason to join the army. Im sorry, but its a really bad reason. There are plenty of other ways to learn discipline. Ways that dont involve being a tool.
 
Aenama said:
Im not sure,basic Infantry is what I wanted to do.
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Don't do infantry. It is garbage work and you will end up hating it. Go for a technical job as you actually get skills that will help you after your 4 years.

Infantry may seem cool, but learning to shoot a gun and fight is over rated. You will use your training to patrol for 8 hours a day then go back and sit in a hot sandy tent and do it all again the next day. Then there are the various attacks to your base where you might have to stay up for 3 days cause some tard decided to launch a few mortars and drive off and do it every few hours.
 
Aenama said:
last week I inquired for joining the army,The only problem was I wast 12 pounds overweight,Im 6.2,and the max weight for that height is 211,I got up this morning now Im 212 :O
So ny next week,I will finish the spring semester and then sign up,Then after all the medical shit,I will be going to Fort Benning:bounce:
btw,Im not joining for the heck of it,I lack self discipline,I hope the army can give me that.My dad did the same thing in the 80s.
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Do they let people in the army who don't know to put spaces after punctuation?

Wow. They're slacking.
 
Bad reason imho. If you wanted to protect your country, good. But to learn discipline? You can do that yourself. Father is the right person in this scenario. You're more than likely going to regret it later on.
 
Reginald said:
Do they let people in the army who don't know to put spaces after punctuation?

Wow. They're slacking.
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Actually you have to take a test known as ASVAB which tests you in various areas like english, math and a few other subjects. You need a general score of about 35 to get into the army. Other branches like the air force has higher requirements but it is a % based score so pretty much the dumber 1/3rd of the population cant join the military. Dumb people who are just gonna get shot and die or aren't able to perform their job to standards are of no use to the military.
 
Evo said:
I say this now otherwise i will forget:

Farewell thine Lemonking
We will miss your Lemony Enema's
And your Mother's Clown Dress
Enjoy your Army trip
And don't come back in a body bag


:|
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Great poem/words of wisdom. Good luck on your adventure.
 
CptStern said:
you cant promise anything ..you cant control a sniper's bullet, an IED, mines etc ..you dont get to decide if you live or die ...and death isnt the only possible outcome ..there are 23,530 americans who are forever physically scarred due to the war in iraq

no offense but it doesnt sound like you've put much thought into something that could drastically affect your life


listen to your father
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If people who wanted to join the army put much thought into it, no country would have an army
 
being in the army can teach you so much discipline. It is an honor to progress all the way through. Let us know how you do.
 
I'll tell you this, most people I know who've came back from the army are extremely glad that they are done
 
Fliko said:
I'll tell you this, most people I know who've came back from the army are extremely glad that they are done
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I'd be glad too if I had to ride a beaver into combat.
 
I care about this country, even if it doesn't make all the right decisions, or do so for all the right reasons. It's tons better than any other place. I respect those who put their lives on the like to ensure a better future for the rest of us and our kids.

Best of luck & best wishes to you!
 
If you care about the country, then join the national guard. If you enjoy being a tool and killing people then join the army. I am of the opinion that the only military force we should have is a Defence force to prevent attacks and fight back in war. Not an offensive military where we attack and start wars.
 
here's a thought ..if you do die at least you'll die with your boots on





hey look ma I went to iraq and all I got was about 3 pounds of shrapnel embedded where my genitals used to be"
 
I am afraid to click your link stern. It had best not be gore


EDIT: Oh... lame.
 
BURN THE HERETIC.

*lights self on fire*

mauaahhahaahOWhahahaOWahhhhhhhhhhhh!

also, if you do go into the military, at least do something that will help you later on. Basic infantry will teach you to walk and shoot a gun. One of which you know how to do already, the other wont help a damn thing in your life.
 
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