Image Dump VI (POST YOUR RANDOM IMAGES HERE)

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now you too can have your very own celing cat


ceilingcat.jpg
 
Stern has finally posted an image that I found funny or clever.

AND not a repost, holy shit.
 
Life Lesson# 45893 = Always check your child's homework before it gets to school!​
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When asked to draw a picture of what they wanted to be when they grew up, second-grader "Sarah" turned in the lovely drawing shown below. Needless to say, the teacher was a bit surprised -- Mrs. Smith had always seemed like such a conservative woman. So she sent a note home to the girl's mother asking for clarification as to the picture's meaning. (read Mom's reply below the picture)

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(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day) ​
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
 
giant384 said:
Life Lesson# 45893 = Always check your child's homework before it gets to school!​
​
When asked to draw a picture of what they wanted to be when they grew up, second-grader "Sarah" turned in the lovely drawing shown below. Needless to say, the teacher was a bit surprised -- Mrs. Smith had always seemed like such a conservative woman. So she sent a note home to the girl's mother asking for clarification as to the picture's meaning. (read Mom's reply below the picture)

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(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day) ​
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
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dude why you hate me? ;)

http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=151384
 
Dude, Giant, did you seriously just try linking to an image hosted by your email client? Even if that did work, you still used the image tags incorrectly. Image tags need to point to a URL ending in .jpg .gif .png or something. Not whatever in the hell you just tried to link to.

Did you seriously just copy paste an email you received?

One of those retarded "humor" forwards, no less?
 
Pi is like batman, nobody controls him, and yet he does all the work.

And he'll mess with your title occasionally.
 
Dont be ridiculous. Pi is the biggest crime boss this side of the web. Not even Vegeta can touch him.
 
yes I realise that, however I was referring to the people behind xkcd
 
I dunno, it's a little formulaic sometimes, a little pat, and occasionally it can be nauseatingly (rather than charmingly) sappy.
 
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