****ing Chavs

RakuraiTenjin said:
To be honest gangs all the often don't mess with people that don't mess with them. The problems from gangs are robberies and people killed in crossfire. I guarantee you very few gang members would **** with someone walking down the street.

Not to defend the lifestyle but gangs are possibly a reason why this doesn't happen. Gangs DO tend to defend their neighborhood and the people who live in it. An innocent outsider just traveling through probably wouldnt be messed with but any people there to cause trouble would be 'engaged' so to speak by the gang almost immediately.
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Yeah... Gangs are more of an isolated incident. Obviously if you were in their turf, which most people aren't... they'd likely give you hell, but that's not the case for most people... just the truely unfortunate.

There are cases where gangs have destroyed the lives of people who accidentally got to close to them. Like that family who drove onto the wrong street, and the gang members there fired upon them and killed the entire family I think, or alot of them. They were on vacation or something, trying to navigate the city, and just happened to turn on the wrong street.
 
SixThree said:
You can't fight 30 people.
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Depends, if you really know what you are doing and they are a bunch of chavs you can win.

They are pack animals, most chavs have increadibly weak bodies, due to lack of exercise, smoking, poor diet and of course a very bad genetic base......they can be crushed easily by a superior healthy subject.
 
Terminator said:
Depends, if you really know what you are doing and they are a bunch of chavs you can win.

They are pack animals, most chavs have increadibly weak bodies, due to lack of exercise, smoking, poor diet and of course a very bad genetic base......they can be crushed easily by a superior healthy subject.
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:borg: AFFIRMATIVE!!! JOHN CONNER?
 
This saying will tell you what to do:

"For crazy people, the only medicine is a baton (to the head, repeatedly)."

We have people that are kinda like your chavs here, and a baton handles them pretty well.
 
Where would we be without you Numbers?

Also, RakuraiTenjin, I think you might be onto something there with the lack of chavs in America. Our crime-ridden streets are actually HELPING our society's moral fiber!
 
We would have less propaganda.
Stern would be happier...sort of.
But then the noobs would be lost.
 
****ing chavs. I remember when I booted one for being a cheeky wee shite. Needless to say, the gang that caught up with me about a week later wasn't very polite. Or fair.

I hate chavs.
 
Today we call them chavs, yesterday it was Kevs I wonder what we will call them next?


:D
 
People who lack imagination and vocabulary. :)
 
Kamikazie said:
We would have less propaganda.
Stern would be happier...sort of.
But then the noobs would be lost.
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No, stern needs his debate-fodder. :p


Really, if a guy hits you hard for no reason, you beat the crap out of him with a baton. If anyone tries to help him by attacking you, you beat the crap out of them, too. When the police come, say that you were defending yourself from the thieves.
 
Solaris, you encountered the cocky 'new guy' s*** head. I've come across one of these things before, usually they have only just been accepted into the greater chav group, the reason he did it was probably to prove himself in front of the older inferior beings.

Honestly I think the only way to save Britain from complete destruction is to just cull the population. I mean we did it to badgers and red squirrels. What would be wrong with culling chavs? The only useful role they provide in society can be done much more efficiently by immagrants, and immagrants usually bring new kinds of food with them :p
 
Except that culling is illegal.









They really should change the laws.
 
I'm sure the police wouldn't mind, if anything we'd be doing them a favour by taking most of their work load off their hands.
 
Good point!

How come chavs think they are special anyway? Do they think ASBOs are some kind of an award?
 
Nope ASBO's are more of a qualification. Kind of like a GCSE but with more 'Naw mate' factor.
 
rae said:
Nope ASBO's are more of a qualification. Kind of like a GCSE but with more 'Naw mate' factor.
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I lol'd. :p



Just be happy in the fact that you're a better human being than he is. :)
 
Solaris said:
*A terrible story with some punk kid + gang*
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Ski-mask + Stalking + Surprise sucker punch in the face = Win
 
Then again, if you'd actually gone crazy motherf*cker on the guy they might not have moved for surprise. The fact is, you can really do yourself a few favours by trying to kill people. I've seen it done - even idiots like the guy who punched you aren't looking for a fight. They're looking for an ego boost. But the kind of person who can get punched and then without hesitation punch back very hard going for sensitive areas is the kind of person they're scared of, because they aren't capable of taking things that far. Needless to say, I was never that person. :p

Then again...thirty guys. :|

Solaris said:
Jefrey
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Geoffrey.
 
Terminator said:
Depends, if you really know what you are doing and they are a bunch of chavs you can win.

They are pack animals, most chavs have increadibly weak bodies, due to lack of exercise, smoking, poor diet and of course a very bad genetic base......they can be crushed easily by a superior healthy subject.
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I don't know what movies you've been watching but theres no way you can win a 30 on 1 fight. Sorry
 
You've never watched Kill Bill then...
 
Unless you're a complete psycho most people will attempt to leave when a situation tips against them, 10 v 1 isn't good odds, best just to take a punch and get the hell outta there. You could try attacking the leader but you have no idea how the group will react, they could back off and leave you alone or they could have concealed knives with them and they could stab you in the back. Personally I'd rather not take the risk.
 
the next time you see him (make sure you have back up) you beat the living shit out of him ..not just a single punch but you make him cry, you must absolutely humiliate him ..in front of people of course. He'll think twice before ever doing that again
 
Catch him by himself. Knock him out. Take him someplace where nobody can hear him scream. Tie him down so he can't move. Perform the "Death of a thousand Paper Cuts"(self explanitory). Use a salt shaker to enhance the effect.
 
Something similar happened to me recently, only there was no violence involved. I'll quote my writings from another forum:

parrot from another forum said:
I'm livid. About 30 minutes ago I was awoken from my slumber by the sound of hammering on a neighbouring door, and cries of 'Muuuuum! Let me in!'

For 15 minutes or so I let it continue, in that frame of mind 'if I get up now I won't go back to sleep'.

So after 20 minutes I'd had enough. Got dressed, went out the door in my bare feet, to see the said door slam shut with the youngster finally in, having the mother of all arguments with his family.

There was a bunch of around 7-8 lads in hoodies and dark clothing all stood outside the door, watching me with interest. As I turned my back to go back to bed, one of them shouted 'pussy' at me.

Now I'm a fairly placid guy, I don't get into fights but I will not ever be intimidated by a bunch of schoolchildren who think they're tough. I turned around, walked up to within 20 feet, and demanded to know who'd said it.

Total silence.

I demanded again, and still they were silent - looking slightly surprised.

I turned back to go in my house (about 30 feet away), got half the distance, and more cries of 'pussy', 'wimp' etc.

So I walked back up to them and asked them what they were doing here. Still, pretty much silent. So I repeated the question. Finally, one of them had the courage to respond, and said the classic "Where do you live?". Quality putdown line that one! I demanded to know if they didn't live on my street, what they were doing hanging around at this time in the morning. A short little conversation ensued, me being all angry and wanting to do something, them being all bravado and calling me names. At that point I gave up, told them that they're "Big and tough in a gang, but one on one they're cowards", to which really they had no reply. I went back in and phoned the police, since I was desperate to make good use of the bits of 2x4 I've got lying around the house.

Just seen the policeman who has gone to knock on the door of the offending household (I called them). I am absolutely furious, the adrenaline is flowing, and I really want to go and knock 7 bells out of these kids (although they outnumber me and it would probably be the other way around).

Its very very easy in a situation like this to end up in front of a judge. I only wish more of my neighbours would have come out in support of me.
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What I'm trying to say is that with most of these children its all bluff and bluster. I'm in my 30's now so its probably very different to me, but I'm not by any means a weakling, I'm quite well built.

I think if you let these people get away with this behaviour, it becomes socially acceptable. You have to make your stand when and where you can, although with 30 people I think thats probably not the best time.
 
SixThree said:
You can't fight 30 people.
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Thirty people can't fight you. Four people can fight you maybe, but then you can fight four people. (Depends)
 
I had an encounter with people like that once. There was like 5 of them, and they started acting tough. They were only a bit younger than me, and they were really pissing me off. So I just thought to myself "What if I were to psycologicly just snap?". I started freaking out on them and I grabbed one and threw him into a nearby wall. But somebody saw and called the police. I ran cause I dont need the police bothering me.
 
MTG_Maro said:
I had an encounter with people like that once. There was like 5 of them, and they started acting tough. They were only a bit younger than me, and they were really pissing me off. So I just thought to myself "What if I were to psycologicly just snap?". I started freaking out on them and I grabbed one and threw him into a nearby wall. But somebody saw and called the police. I ran cause I dont need the police bothering me.
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HULK SMASH!
 
Hunt them down one by one like Charles Bronson from Deathwish
 
90% of the time groups of Chavs are bluffing, and if you hit one of them they wouldn't do a thing
 
Lol @ stern, and you're completely right.

I bet he gained alot of chav status with that, I bet the 'big boys' will let him play with them. Although he is only 12/13, I don't want to lay the smackdown on some little kid, maybe I could just steal his shoes and poor milk on him :p

But again, these chavs have never ventured up this far before. They are spreading, which is worring really. Last month we were behind an old bar just chillin, and seriously no shit about 50 chavs came our way to join their other 50 chav freinds getting pissed in the bar. Man, had I an MG42 then, my towns crime stats would drop by 99%.

Rakuri, the thing is, in sub-urban small town areas, there are no real gangs. There is quite a large drug problem in my town, and there are criminal gangs, but these rarely fight or cause trouble in the streets, they mainly do burglaries ect. One time a few gangs fought over some drug argument or something and it esculated into the burnley riots.

In my town theres groups of freinds no bigger than 10 people in each group, who keep to themselves and stay local to where they live. Then there's the chavs who seem to attract each other and gather in groups of at least 20 and just roam the streets and find a park to get drunk and pilled up in, or some old people to harras ect.

I have 4 male freinds who I 'hang out' with, none of these are all that aggressive and I don't think they'd be much use in a fight. It's a real problem, the chavs out number the rest of us and assualt any one or small group of people with no provecation. I'll see someone at school tomorrow (I'm going in for a french exam) who might have been in the group, he's a pretty sound guy, but neither he or the other guys I knew said anything.

I'm just going to leave it, chavs are ****s, but I don't want anymore trouble, hope they stay in their shit hole houses, (the area they come from is the most deprived in the UK).
 
I would bring an M249, or if it's WW2 weapons, Thompson M1/A1 or StG 44

-Die Reise Von 1000 Pwns, Fängt Mit Einem Einzelnen Headshot! :sniper:
 
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