Is it morally wrong to masturbate

[iMMuNiTy]

It's not, if you're younger than 16 and you don't have a girlfriend. But it's rather unhealthy if you continue doing it, and 5 times a day. Besides, it's gross. :|

 

[Pesmerga]

It's not, if you're younger than 16 and you don't have a girlfriend. But it's rather unhealthy if you continue doing it, and 5 times a day. Besides, it's gross. :|

Wtf...kids having sex at 16 is NOT normal. And how is it unhealthy? I mean yeah, 5 times a day isn't even fun, I do it once every 2 or three days, minimum.

 

[jondy]

One jerk a day, keeps the doctor away.

Certainly does, especially if he catches you.

'I need medical assistance!'

 

[iMMuNiTy]

Well in our country kids have sex earliest in Europe! Since 14 years old! Then again, this must be the reason our country has the highest suicide rate in the world...

Back on topic. I didn't say you had to actually have sex right on your 16's birthday. What I am saying is, you have to do it just to know what's orgasm and so on. After that, find a girlfriend, and when you're both old enough, and not physically but morally, just when you think you both want to and can do it, DO IT.

 

[bliink]

Exactly, it's like a C++ program.

If there are no constants in a global scope, they must be defined locally.

Either you don't do it at all, or you do it a hell of a lot...

 

[Skaadi]

shit Im doing it right now

Remind me never to shake your hand.

 

[Pesmerga]

Either you don't do it at all, or you do it a hell of a lot...

Or in my case, you're afraid to try anything new.


Bwuhaha, ambiguous meanings for the god damn win.

 

[CyberPitz]

I just hate from getting some sex every few days to not getting it all, you kinda forget how to use Rosie Palmm

 

[The Monkey]

If you have sex or mastrubate at least 5 times a week it reduces the chances of getting prostate cancer with 30%. :E

 

[Razor]

Pi Mu Rho speaks the truth, it is not the act that makes masterbating right or wrong, but what you're thinking about when you do it. Masterbating over a nice girl from work or some picture off the internet or some dirty magazine is fine but masterbating over a small child or anything like that is wrong.

 

[jabberwock95]

Pi Mu Rho speaks the truth, it is not the act that makes masterbating right or wrong, but what you're thinking about when you do it. Masterbating over a nice girl from work or some picture off the internet or some dirty magazine is fine but masterbating over a small child or anything like that is wrong.

I agree, but I dont think any nice girls from work would appreciate you masturbating over them. Paper towels are so much more hygenic.

 

[mortiz]

I agree, but I dont think any nice girls from work would appreciate you masturbating over them. Paper towels are so much more hygenic.

I wish I'd knew that before...

 

[LittleB]

Not only is it okay, but it's healthy. It relieves stress, reduces depression, acts as a sleep aid (for men atleast), promotes circulation in body parts where blood usually wouldn't be going, and ofcourse clears out unwanted production because your workers have too much time on their hands so they never stop making it (for men, again) :thumbs:

 

[MiccyNarc]

I don't know of a religion that forbids it. Christianity doesn't. There isn't one verse in the Bible that mentions masturbation.

 

[Ennui]

I loves me some masturbation. I see no problem with it as long as what you're wankin' to isn't gross or indecent, and as long as you don't do it like fifteen times a week.

 

[Absinthe]

I cry whenever I'm finished masturbating. Then I do it some more so I can wallow in my shame.

 

[Yuri]

I agree, but I dont think any nice girls from work would appreciate you masturbating over them. Paper towels are so much more hygenic.

Bwahahaha, that was a great post. Good job, sir. :thumbs:

And Absinthe, you're one emo motherf*cker aren't ya?

 

[CrazyHarij]

1. No, not at all. It kicks ass, as a matter of fact.

2. I like discussing the topic with christians (for instance) since they get all nervous considering most think it's incredibly immoral (yet everyone's doing it, and the bible doesn't directly say against it but Jesus says somewhere that to lust after another woman is to commit adultery/fornication with her in the heart, which is wrong).

3. Almost every woman does it as well. They're just quiet about it, sometimes even in their own peer groups.

But avoiding it for a while is fun, good test of manhood, or rather, how long you can avoid manhood.

But I think you get bored and "meh" over the whole thing if you do it every day. Try to abstain for a few days and it'll be fun as heck again.

 

[Dalamari]

But avoiding it for a while is fun, good test of manhood, or rather, how long you can avoid manhood.

But I think you get bored and "meh" over the whole thing if you do it every day. Try to abstain for a few days and it'll be fun as heck again.

My record was 50 days during the school year

Anyways, I don't see anything wrong with masturbation and I doubt that most of the people in #halflife2 do either since it is a constant topic of conversation.

 

[Ennui]

My record was 50 days during the school year

Anyways, I don't see anything wrong with masturbation and I doubt that most of the people in #halflife2 do either since it is a constant topic of conversation.

christ i doubt i could make it that long

 

[Absinthe]

Longest I've gone without is three weeks. Came naturally though.

 

[Razor]

christ i doubt i could make it that long

I went for 12 years without fiddling or tugging little Johnny :E

edit: oops, i mean Big John.

 

[jondy]

Longest I've gone without is three weeks. Came naturally though.

I'll bet it did.

 

[jabberwock95]

Longest I've gone without is three weeks. Came naturally though.

On topic, masturbation isnt usually discussed among polite people, which is probably why I find myself discussing it so often.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

My record was 50 days during the school year

I could only go 4 weeks....Man 50 days, I'd die. :rolling: Now, you see all the guys saying the do it, but no girls saying so, why do some of the women hide it? I mean theres nothing wrong with it....

 

[Razor]

On topic, masturbation isnt usually discussed among polite people, which is probably why I find myself discussing it so often.

Nothing wrong with discussing it on the internet amongst adults polite people don't really discuss it in private though.

 

[Foxtrot]

The longest I went is like 2 weeks, that was on a family vacation. I think it is wrong to masturbate in the same hotel room as your family.

 

[the_rebel_medic]

Well if medical science has found a damn good reason for it then its gotta be ok
i quote the news here
"Finally a good reason to "spank the monkey". medical science has found that masturbation reduces the risk of prostate cancer"
so its gotta be ok

*fap fap fap*

 

[ray_MAN]

I went 3 weeks once. I haven't properly watched porn in a month though.

 

[Foxtrot]

I went 3 weeks once. I haven't properly watched porn in a month though.

Heh, "properly".

 

[ray_MAN]

I could only go 4 weeks....Man 50 days, I'd die. :rolling: Now, you see all the guys saying the do it, but no girls saying so, why do some of the women hide it? I mean theres nothing wrong with it....

I never understood that either. :rolling:

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Pi Mu Rho speaks the truth, it is not the act that makes masterbating right or wrong, but what you're thinking about when you do it. Masterbating over a nice girl from work or some picture off the internet or some dirty magazine is fine but masterbating over a small child or anything like that is wrong.

Dude you made me cry with laughter from this post, it was like...thats what we are thinking but god no i'm not saying it, and as i got to the end my tea came out my nose as i giggled like a little school girl....NO STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

I don't believe it to be wrong, every now and again. I somethings think its quite a shallow thing to do, so i compete with myself to see how long i can go without doing it. Does anyone else do that? Without a proper reason, e.g. holiday.

 

[AntiAnto]

Is it morally wrong to masturbate?

No, as long as you use only your hands.

I don't believe it to be wrong, every now and again. I somethings think its quite a shallow thing to do, so i compete with myself to see how long i can go without doing it. Does anyone else do that? Without a proper reason, e.g. holiday.

I do sometimes. I was recently forced to cease it completely for 1 month when I went to Europe. Totally uncool.

 

[Shodan]

Men do it. Women do it. Men do it more than women.
The act itself is not morally wrong in any way, shape or form. What you think about while doing it, can be.

EOD.

"What, man? I only thought about it a couple of times!"

I feel slightly soiled by this hairy thread.

 

[xcellerate]

the point of masterbation is too prevent you from having sex outside of marriage, or cheating on your spouse. So no masterbation is not wrong. The point of marriage is to grow and populate the earth, and also to have someone you can explore your sexual desires with for the rest of your lives, instead of sleeping around with everybody. If two people only have sex with each other and nobody else, don't get stds. Just don't be lustful in the process. See, three years at a private christian school, and finally something i can use.

 

[gh0st]

i went 3 weeks without jerking off, because i got circumcised and couldnt. that was like a month ago. go figure. fortunately i can now have sex and fap to my hearts content. but by the end of it i couldnt contain myself... any ugly ass girl who walked down the street looked utterly breath taking. i wouldnt recommend it.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

gh0st you're parents are cruel, they shoulda done it when you were a baby, that pain had to be so bad.

 

[Icarusintel]

i once went from jacking it 4 to 6 times a day to stopping cold turkey for 3 months.... now that was grueling
it's certainly not for the weak of spirit

 

[gh0st]

gh0st you're parents are cruel, they shoulda done it when you were a baby, that pain had to be so bad.

nope, i've stubbed toes that felt worse than that. the only bad part was at night (boners at night, you may not realize it but you certainly get them). that and the extreme blood loss the first day, as i broke a stitch. other than that, very easy. want a pic?

 

[Icarusintel]

want a pic?

i do, in fact, just PM me with every pic ever taken of you.... for my records