Is it morally wrong to masturbate

[Ennui]

nope, i've stubbed toes that felt worse than that. the only bad part was at night (boners at night, you may not realize it but you certainly get them). that and the extreme blood loss the first day, as i broke a stitch. other than that, very easy. want a pic?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH that sounds horrific.

 

[CptStern]

choking the chicken makes baby jesus cry

 

[gh0st]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH that sounds horrific.

only one way to find out :E its really very easy. but back on topic... yes fapping is good.

 

[bvasgm]

Is it morally wrong to masturbate?

My God...is this what we have to resort to discussing?




What the hell....No.

 

[ktimekiller]

this thread is killing me, im laughing my ass off!

 

[jabberwock95]

Just thought i'd share the masturbation song that someone just sent me. Coincidence eh? Seemed approprite for this thread (if nowhere else).

And i'll apologise in advance, because not everyone shares my friends sense of humour... :E

 

[jondy]

nope, i've stubbed toes that felt worse than that. the only bad part was at night (boners at night, you may not realize it but you certainly get them). that and the extreme blood loss the first day, as i broke a stitch. other than that, very easy. want a pic?

Hey, what's circumcision like? I'm curious as to how it affects.... things.

 

[CyberPitz]

nope, i've stubbed toes that felt worse than that. the only bad part was at night (boners at night, you may not realize it but you certainly get them). that and the extreme blood loss the first day, as i broke a stitch. other than that, very easy. want a pic?

I'll take one

Hey, what's circumcision like? I'm curious as to how it affects.... things.

well..I'm sure it just hurts like hell..and soar as hell. Other than that..it would seem alot skinnier, thus longer possibly

 

[Lucid]

......This thread is starting to really hurt to read.

 

[jondy]

......This thread is starting to really hurt to read.

Then take the pins out of your eyes, and get some sleep

But yes. Yes it is.

 

[15357]

Hey, what's circumcision like? I'm curious as to how it affects.... things.

Pain....

 

[K e r b e r o s]

Heh, I've heard everyone state, "it helps with stress", yet I've heard none here say they enjoy it because of the feeling or the creamy ejaculate fountains afterward.

I for one, enjoy the feeling, and the creamy ejaculate afterwards. For some guys, its a pretty embarassing topic. Visit here for answers to your questions about Masterbation. www.jackinworld.com

Hey, what's circumcision like? I'm curious as to how it affects.... things.

For me, it feels extremely normal and good. Hows it to be not Circumsized?

 

[Pesmerga]

Awkward, because every porno I see has a penis unlike my own!!

 

[el Chi]

In public, yes. Watching animal/child/snuff porn, yes. Watching people who are asleep in the same room as you, yes.

 

[Maxi]

This thread is... odd.

 

[Dgenatron]

if you don't, you're gonna cream your shorts one lonely night anyway. May as well take care of it beforehand so you don't have to clean out any "protien stains" before you do your laundry.

I have a low sex drive and masturbate mainly to avoid what Anthraxxx mentioned. An orgasm during a wet dream is much better than masturbating to internet porn, but that satisfaction never outweighs the fact that you have to clean your boxers in the morning. So next time either masturbate or sleep wearing a condom

 

[Icarusintel]

Watching people who are asleep in the same room as you, yes.

QFT
especially if you're over at a friend's house sleeping with your girlfriend, but another girl who is hotter is sleeping across the way.... that's money:E

 

[CptStern]

dood dump your girlfriend and try with the hotter chick ...you owe her that much at least

 

[Icarusintel]

dood dump your girlfriend and try with the hotter chick ...you owe her that much at least

oh, me and my gf already broke up, sadly i don;t know the hotter chick anymore... she went somewhere... but i still jack it thinkin about her

 

[CptStern]

hehe ...alrighty then ....happy ...ummm ...jacking :E

 

[ktimekiller]

this thread doesnt stop amusing me √Ý

 

[Ikerous]

In public, yes. Watching animal/child/snuff porn, yes. Watching people who are asleep in the same room as you, yes.

By "child"... Do you mean under 18.. or like.. under 8?

 

[Unfocused]

Funny thread Coming up next: "Where do you masturbate" and "How do you usually call the act of masturbation?". And then we make 'em all sticky!

 

[Ennui]

this thread is excellent.

 

[Gorgon]

Funny thread Coming up next: "Where do you masturbate" and "How do you usually call the act of masturbation?". And then we make 'em all sticky!

Q:Where do you masturbate ?
A: in my room while visiting hxxp://www.zenaidaflava.com



J/K I used to do it 2 years ago. Now I have a GF.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Funny thread Coming up next: "Where do you masturbate" and "How do you usually call the act of masturbation?". And then we make 'em all sticky!

Good pun.

 

[gh0st]

I'm one of the few people who has had sex uncircumcised and circumcised.

there's no difference. if there is, you are having sex wrong. in general, its more convenient and easier to keep clean. the pain of the surgery itself was negligible.

 

[Pesmerga]

I'm one of the few people who has had sex uncircumcised and circumcised.

there's no difference. if there is, you are having sex wrong. in general, its more convenient and easier to keep clean. the pain of the surgery itself was negligible.

Obviously there's no difference, besides perhaps the smell of smegma stenching the air. The foreskin is non-interfereing in both cases.

 

[Raziaar]

Bad things happen when you touch yourself at night.

 

[Qwert93]

The dinosaurs went extinct because you touch yourself at night.

 

[CptStern]

Bad things happen when you touch yourself at night.

yes, ...very bad things

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Every time someone posts that picture I kill a kitten then masturbate to domokuns

 

[Razor]

It seems that most people here either enjoy choking the chicken, cleaning the pipes, strangling the lizard, wrestling the one eyed snake, polishing the brass...oh the joy .

 

[Razor]

I'm one of the few people who has had sex uncircumcised and circumcised.

there's no difference. if there is, you are having sex wrong. in general, its more convenient and easier to keep clean. the pain of the surgery itself was negligible.

It isn't really the surgery that hurts but wearing underwear and jeans for the week afterwards.

 

[Solaris]

And the baths filled with salt.

 

[CptStern]

ghah why would you willing mutilate yourself for some antiquated tradition?

 

[Solaris]

When the foreskin doesn't grow at the same rate of the pen0z - pain enters the equasion.

 

[CptStern]

....................................................... :O


I didnt need to hear that


/me winces and covers crotch

 

[gh0st]

ghah why would you willing mutilate yourself for some antiquated tradition?

well, to be honest i didnt have a choice. there was an infection (no, NOT due to cleanliness), and it would have become a recurring one had it not been done.

And the baths filled with salt.

errr... no.

It isn't really the surgery that hurts but wearing underwear and jeans for the week afterwards.

Briefs really arent so bad. Truth is I only stopped wearing them a few days ago. Briefs are a necessary evil for this, because had i been wearing boxers and been up and about, i would be squealing like a piggy.

 

[Pesmerga]

So getting back to the topic...

Is it morally wrong to masturbate? Yes. And we're all going to burn in hell.