Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop!

[Nat Turner]

My roommate just found this flyer in a bathroom stall:

http://www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com/pages/flyers.html

It's so damn stupid, but also funny.

That site should win "weirdest site of the year" award.

from the forums:

I live in the dorms and someone decided it would be funny to put a picture of Jeff Goldblum in the stalls with the saything "Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop". I have to say, it's unnerving. In a couple of stalls, people have folded the picture down; I guess it is hard for some people to poop while they "think" someone is watching....any thoughts???

:lol:

 

[Ames]

Jeff Goldblum is watching you masturbate.

 

[Terminas]

My friend's brother had that pasted in his bathroom for like a year. I thought it was funny, although entirely retarded. Good for a laugh the first time, creepy for every other.

 

[Skaadi]

Jeff Goldblum is watching you eat your cat.

Meh

 

[CyberPitz]

Jeff Goldblum is watching us because he is god.

I love him

/prints 50 and pastes on walls in bedroom

 

[Absinthe]

I was considering putting those up around my campus, but I'm lazy.

 

[Nat Turner]

It would be funny if Jeff Goldblum saw a pic of himself in a stall, thus watching himself take a crap.

 

[Naudian]

Jeff Goldblum is watching you eat your cat.

Meh

uhuhuhhuhhuhuh...cat...uhuhuhuhuhuh...pussy cat..uhuhuhuuhhuh

eating...uhuhuhuhuhhuh

Jeff Goldblum is watching you eat pussy...cats UHUHUHUHAHAHAHAAHA!!!


Back on topic, I will actually do this (print off the posters and put them up in the school bathrooms)

 

[Quixoticism]

:|

It was funny for 23 seconds.

 

[CyberPitz]

:|

It was funny for 23 seconds.

Pfft, 26 for me!

WIN

 

[gick]

ROFL.

Aaaah, ive got some friends who are gonna ****ing love this.

 

[The Mullinator]

LOL

We actually did that last year in residence. Except the picture was of this guy that lived upstairs. IMO ours was creepier, a lot of people were actually really scared by it when they first closed the stall door. We laughed like crazy.

 

[the_ghost_of_you]

LOL

We actually did that last year in residence. Except the picture was of this guy that lived upstairs. IMO ours was creepier, a lot of people were actually really scared by it when they first closed the stall door. We laughed like crazy.

You cruel cruel person... how dare you make people see that in the toilets!!! EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

 

[Adabiviak]

pretty funny.

I think the funniest thing I ever saw scrawled on a bathroom stall was, "Take Fat Shits, yo."

 

[Sulkdodds]

So what else is new? Jeff Goldblum always watches me poop.

 

[Sloth]

So what else is new? Jeff Goldblum always watches me poop.

Damm Jurassic Park fettish!

That's just wierd, but funny as hell. How /Why did someone think of that?

 

[bvasgm]

I'm gonna think of this every time I read 1984.

 

[specialmax]

ZOMG he's SANTA CLAUS!!!

 

[Que-Ever]

he sees you when you're sleeping,
with a ****ing whore,
so when he comes to watch you poo
better close the ****ing door...

 

[Insano]

He helpes me poop

 

[<RJMC>]

I really really want to put that pic in every bahtroom
but I need a spanish version

 

[Teta_Bonita]

Somone should watch jeff goldblum poop, see how he likes it!
BTW who's jeff goldblum? :cheese:

 

[Nat Turner]

Somone should watch jeff goldblum poop, see how he likes it!
BTW who's jeff goldblum? :cheese:

He's Malcolm in Jurassic Park and the smart guy in Independence Day who partners up with Will Smith.

 

[SimonomiS]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=78625

Old.

 

[Reginald]

BTW who's jeff goldblum? :cheese:

He's Teh Fly!!!

 

[Ennui]

he's awesome in jurassic park

and in my bathroom

 

[Sulkdodds]

How about in your bedroom? :naughty:

 

[Ennui]

of course

 

[Moto]

He's the smart guy in Independence Day who partners up with Will Smith.

Jeff Goldblum is always the smart guy in every movie.

 

[Nat Turner]

I want a giant poster that says "Jeff Goldblum is watching YOU!"

 

[Greatgat]

"Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop."

Then God help Jeff Goldblum.

 

[Skaadi]

"Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop."

Then God help Jeff Goldblum.

I knew there was something a little off about that guy.

 

[Nat Turner]

I knew there was something a little off about that guy.

Yeah I can actually imagine him watching someone poop, and liking it.

 

[Skaadi]

He has got that kind of creepy face, hasnt he?

 

[Sloth]

It's only creepy when he does that face, the one one the poster.

 

[CyberPitz]

He's so hot....I just plastered up 5 posters. 2 in the bathroom 1 in the living room, 1 in the kitchen, 1 on my cieling above my bed.

 

[Sulkdodds]

He was hilarious in The Life Aquatic.