Jesus really does exist

[Locust]

I was playing this slot machine when I thought to myself that if I get three objects in a row, Jesus is the way to salvation. Well, i spun the wheel and three plums came up. I just looked at it for a couple of minutes and contemplated how Jesus was probably standing by my side reading everything im typing now. Just thought I would share. :angel:

 

[Swift]

Are you serious? thats good man...

I have been going to church on and off since I was 4, but only recently have i started going regularily. I must say im dissapointed i havnt been touched by the hand of god yet.

 

[Neutrino]

I didn't know jesus was a gambling man.

 

[ailevation]

:dozey: He gambled by making humanity. Guess he lost.

 

[f|uke]

I didn't know jesus was a gambling man.

Oh yes. And he really loves sports, too.. at least according to winning athletes..

Ok, I'm going to flip a coin. If Jesus lives, it will come up heads.

Tails!

Oh well. There goes salvation :-/

 

[Mr.Reak]

Jesus told me to tell you that you are completely insane.

 

[Kyorisu]

:dozey: He gambled by making humanity. Guess he lost.

Didn't God do that?

Enstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice the dice are loaded.

 

[nofx]

Dont pray for jesus when you really need him pray all the time and life will flow smoother

 

[jaguar_987]

Bah religion is just a case of control. A great invention to keep everyone under the thumb. Load of bollocks.

 

[SpuD]

I didn't know jesus was a gambling man.

Made me chuckle

 

[Ikerous]

Didn't God do that?

God and Jesus are the same entities

And yes, i concur, abc is insane...
Oh well, Jesus owns either way.

 

[Platinum]

Well Now We Know!!! Jesus Does Exist!!!!

 

[Ikerous]

Not only does he exist, but he loves you ^_^
Unless you're gay.. then you'll be tortured for an eternity.

 

[Naudian]

I wonder if anyone on this planet is named Jesus...
what if some crazy parents just decided to name their kid Jesus...would that even be allowed? Or like...not..allowed...er...some....th...i.n..g

 

[Ikerous]

I wonder if anyone on this planet is named Jesus...
what if some crazy parents just decided to name their kid Jesus...would that even be allowed? Or like...not..allowed...er...some....th...i.n..g

I live in southern california..
Half the people here are named Jesus (Hey-sus)...

 

[jaguar_987]

I wonder if anyone on this planet is named Jesus...
what if some crazy parents just decided to name their kid Jesus...would that even be allowed? Or like...not..allowed...er...some....th...i.n..g

Im gonna name a kid "GOD", says he's the real thing to the media and make money off him. Then when he's older i'll sell him into slavery.

 

[CyberSh33p]

its just mind willpower, I pulled many a jedi mind trick in my day, and thats what I called it.

in spanish, I lifted my hand and twirled it and willed for the last item I needed in "Bingo" to come up, and it did.

in chemistry, I ocncentrated my mental energies during a new seating arrangement to be seated next to this girl I like, and it worked.

worked again in history today.

I manipulate predetermined things(which weren't observed yet, so I guesss they didn't evaluate to one thing or the other)

 

[jaguar_987]

its just mind willpower, I pulled many a jedi mind trick in my day, and thats what I called it.

in spanish, I lifted my hand and twirled it and willed for the last item I needed in "Bingo" to come up, and it did.

in chemistry, I ocncentrated my mental energies during a new seating arrangement to be seated next to this girl I like, and it worked.

worked again in history today.

I manipulate predetermined things(which weren't observed yet, so I guesss they didn't evaluate to one thing or the other)

:O Cybersh33p-Ken-Obi

 

[outpost]

:O amazing!!

 

[Raziaar]

I was playing this slot machine when I thought to myself that if I get three objects in a row, Jesus is the way to salvation. Well, i spun the wheel and three plums came up. I just looked at it for a couple of minutes and contemplated how Jesus was probably standing by my side reading everything im typing now. Just thought I would share. :angel:

And then you realized you were in a casino in GTA: San Andreas

 

[Tr0n]

its just mind willpower, I pulled many a jedi mind trick in my day, and thats what I called it.

in spanish, I lifted my hand and twirled it and willed for the last item I needed in "Bingo" to come up, and it did.

in chemistry, I ocncentrated my mental energies during a new seating arrangement to be seated next to this girl I like, and it worked.

worked again in history today.

I manipulate predetermined things(which weren't observed yet, so I guesss they didn't evaluate to one thing or the other)

The power of the imu flows within you... :imu:

 

[Death.Trap]

Didn't God do that?

Jesus is God. God is comprised of three persons, but all three persons are of the same nature, therefore they are one.

The Father
The Son (Jesus)
The Holy Spirit



It was actually the Son who created the universe.

BTW, what does this thread have to do with Jesus? I'm kinda confused on that point..

 

[anti-elf]

i love god and god loves me and i also live in south cali and everyother person is names jesus its nuts stupid beaners!...lol

 

[CptStern]

less jesus more gambling

 

[Tr0n]

less jesus more gambling

How about less of both?

 

[CptStern]

less is more

 

[Tr0n]

So less jesus = more jesus?More gambling = less gambling?

 

[othello]

Oh yes. And he really loves sports, too.. at least according to winning athletes..

and he prefers hondas as well, for the bible says 'they were all together, in one accord...'

 

[Wraith]

once i was walking down the street and i said to myself "jesus i hope an elephant doesnt fall on me from 100 miles up" and it DIDNT so there must be a jesus

 

[CyberSh33p]

The power of the imu flows within you...

:O Cybersh33p-Ken-Obi

amzing!1!

they don't call me "jesus, sheep!" for nothin'

 

[Yuri]

Alert the IRS! Solid proof that Jesus is standing right next to people who gamble!

That's right, all of you gamblers, Jesus is with you whenever you put your coin into the slot!

/me runs and tells everyone at a Gambling Anonymous session



...sorry :E

 

[outpost]

they don't call me "jesus, sheep!" for nothin'

I am not the spammer!!! ITS YURI!!!!

 

[Tinneth]

I am Jesus. Bow before me.

 

[Maxi]

^^^what he said.

 

[oldagerocker]

i love jesus











and he loves you.. awww isn't that sweet?

 

[Matthias]

I was playing this slot machine when I thought to myself that if I get three objects in a row, Jesus is the way to salvation. Well, i spun the wheel and three plums came up. I just looked at it for a couple of minutes and contemplated how Jesus was probably standing by my side reading everything im typing now. Just thought I would share. :angel:

I was about to flip coin when I though to myself, if this comes up tails, Jesus was never anything other than a fiction character in an ancient religeon that originated to explain the unknown and has since been used to control the population. Well I flipped the coin and guess what...

 

[Mr-Fusion]

I was playing CS before and i thought if i headshot this guy through a box santa clause is true. Lo and behold i got the headshot.

I pray to santa every night.

 

[h00dlum]

Religion is something one must find for himself not to be fed by ones parents\family...

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I wonder if anyone on this planet is named Jesus...
what if some crazy parents just decided to name their kid Jesus...would that even be allowed? Or like...not..allowed...er...some....th...i.n..g

It is a name...and it is not copyrighted

Would you be able to call your kid Obi-Wan? :bounce:

 

[Varsity]

Jesus owns the blue sparks.