Jesus really does exist

[Neutrino]

Don't mess with the "Jesus"

http://www.tvdance.com/big-lebowski/jesus01.gif

 

[Spartan]

I was playing this slot machine when I thought to myself that if I get three objects in a row, Jesus is the way to salvation. Well, i spun the wheel and three plums came up. I just looked at it for a couple of minutes and contemplated how Jesus was probably standing by my side reading everything im typing now. Just thought I would share. :angel:

Jesus, what a story.

 

[Locust]

has anyone here ever heard of emperior Constantine of Rome. after the roman emperior split into two parts, constantine and a rival both wanted the top seat. so constantine from the east and some guy from the west were about to battle at a bridge. Before the battle Constantine saw a vision of the cross in the sky and he was told "by this sign you will conquer." so he and all his men painted crosses on their shields and defeated the other army. so there you go. good story huh?

 

[DreamThrall]

I thought gambling was a sin?

 

[Neutrino]

has anyone here ever heard of emperior Constantine of Rome. after the roman emperior split into two parts, constantine and a rival both wanted the top seat. so constantine from the east and some guy from the west were about to battle at a bridge. Before the battle Constantine saw a vision of the cross in the sky and he was told "by this sign you will conquer." so he and all his men painted crosses on their shields and defeated the other army. so there you go. good story huh?

Maybe football teams should try this.

 

[Locust]

My old football team had a priest say a prayer with them before every game and the team was damn good. we were a private school with 200 kids, yet we beat out almost every A-team in the state. we were the little guy that conquered.

 

[Neutrino]

My old football team had a priest say a prayer with them before every game and the team was damn good. we were a private school with 200 kids, yet we beat out almost every A-team in the state. we were the little guy that conquered.

I always though God should care more about starving children than high school football teams.

 

[Cukel]

Ive known for ages that Jesus really exists. I mean, look at this site, I thought Jesus: The Comeback was in common knowledge.
http://www.datejesus.com

 

[Locust]

im sure he cares about the starving children too. "blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of God." You know, Im actually thinking of becoming a poor person or going on a sojourn into the wilderness. All the religions were started by ppl who left everything of the material world and went into the wilderness. Hinduism, buddism, islam, christianity.

 

[jimbones]

Don't hate the player hate teh game, foo's..

 

[Lemonking]

relgion sux it poisens the mind
for exsample flying in tall buildings or blowing ur self up

 

[Reaktor4]

 

[DoctorGordon3]

I was playing this slot machine when I thought to myself that if I get three objects in a row, Jesus is the way to salvation. Well, i spun the wheel and three plums came up. I just looked at it for a couple of minutes and contemplated how Jesus was probably standing by my side reading everything im typing now. Just thought I would share. :angel:

You are the weakest human being i have ever heard of.

Understand, its entirely possible that a line-up of three could come up anytime.

 

[Tr0n]

You are the weakest human being i have ever heard of.

Understand, its entirely possible that a line-up of three could come up anytime.

He was probally being sarcastic dumbass. :|

 

[Jesus]

I am Jesus. Bow before me.

*ahem*

 

[Ryjalon5k]

one day me and my friend were walking down the road and it was really freaking hot out..he said "please lord lets have some wind" and then a real nice breeze came out of nowhere and cooled us down..


thats when i found out jesus really existed.

 

[Gunner]

*ahem*

There he is! Stone him!

 

[LXS]

Y'know, i once prayed to the goat god Belmar that i'd get a new bike for christmas, and i did!

Seriously tho, i've nothing against religion, i've been to church quite a few times, i just dont like preachers who tell me i'm going to hell for my sins, and god is an unreasonable being.

As for your random co-incidences - that's no proof god exists.

And as for all the athiests out there - there's no proof god doesnt exist.

 

[Tr0n]

Y'know, i once prayed to the goat god Belmar that i'd get a new bike for christmas, and i did!

Seriously tho, i've nothing against religion, i've been to church quite a few times, i just dont like preachers who tell me i'm going to hell for my sins, and god is an unreasonable being.

As for your random co-incidences - that's no proof god exists.

And as for all the athiests out there - there's no proof god doesnt exist.

You already know they're not gonna listen.Everyone is gonna be like "omg thats not true..god does exist blah blah" or "wtf mate...god doesn't exist..why would he allow evil in this world blah blah".

If only the world would take heed to this.

 

[LXS]

I looked into things from both sides - i have a friend who's a born again christian who tried to convert me (unsuccessfully). Basicly, if god is a supreme being, deserving of my praise, he's got to be better than me. Read the bible and you're given the distinct impression he's a total twat. :/

Pillars of salt indeed.

Killing almost everyone on the planet with a flood?

I dont want to consider myself a better person than the supreme being...

As for athists - they attempt to explain the world with numbers or their own ignorance and close mindedness. Science is the new religion, and there's no reason to blindly believe in it in the same way.

 

[qckbeam]

“Pray: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.”
Ambrose Gwinnet Bierce - The Devil’s Dictionary

 

[Stigmata]

Every time I start to lean towards Christianity, I ask myself this:

Why would God create homosexuals simply to allow them to burn in Hell for all eternity?

That usually ends it for me.

 

[oldagerocker]

Every time I start to lean towards Christianity, I ask myself this:

Why would God create homosexuals simply to allow them to burn in Hell for all eternity?

That usually ends it for me.

Because he loves them, duh.

 

[outpost]

!!!!!!!

 

[Elementary]

Every time I start to lean towards Christianity, I ask myself this:

Why would God create homosexuals simply to allow them to burn in Hell for all eternity?

That usually ends it for me.

Even homos have their place in Gods Master Plan. I just get the feeling that religion doesnt.