Just F*cking Great- my mom thinks I'm gay

[CyberPitz]

Just have sex with your mom...that will teach her you mean business with da ladies.

 

[15357]

Just have sex with your mom...that will teach her you mean business with da ladies.

That reminds me of that Japan thread....

 

[CyberPitz]

That reminds me of that Japan thread....

Just cause it's OK in Japan, doesn't mean we can't do it here! :cheers:

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

who cares if your mum thinks your gay, my parents did because I was dry humping some friends a long time ago (as a joke) and they walked in :-D I laughed it off. it's funny to think about things like that. It doesn't bug me however because I know that i'm not gay :-P

 

[NeptuneUK]

this seems relevant
http://www.portuese.org/ec/pics/funny/gay_trying.jpg

 

[sabre0001]

this seems relevant
http://www.portuese.org/ec/pics/funny/gay_trying.jpg

Ah!! Some of these posts today are brilliant!

And this thread......Sheer Quality

 

[falconwind]

Let her catch you masturbating to lesbian porn.
Get a girl pregnant.
Get a girlfriend.
Pretend you have a girlfriend.
Buy a porn magazine and conveniently leave it in a place she'll find it.
Pay someone to be your girlfriend.
Let her catch you having sex with a girl.

Some of those suggestions are probably better than others

and yet, after all that, you could very well be gay. they do it all the time to convince themselves and other people that they are straight, you know. :cheers:

"Just F*cking Great- HalfLife2.net thinks I'm gay"
but seriously though, you all need to stfu about this gay sh*t, its getting pretty old. I posted asking for advice, not to be ridiculed, okay?
and for the last f*cking time:
I AM NOT GAY!!!!!! :flame: :flame: :flame:

thank you, that is all.

You protest too much, methinks. :E hehe

 

[Crushenator 500]

there's being open, and there's being open... -crushenator500

LOL, that's so out of context it's unbelievable :E

/me has only read the first page

 

[Darkside55]

You missed your chance for hilarity by resolving the issue with your mother BEFORE prancing around and doing an over-the-top homosexual male impersonation. You know, she calls you gay, and you retort by waving your hand at her and lisping, "Oh, be nice!" Bonus points for denim hotpants and tying your shirt up so that your midsection's exposed.

Anyway, posting in a legendary thread. Enclosed is a strangely appropriate image. Discuss.

 

[SimonomiS]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/8151/yatta17ek.jpg

More appropriate.

 

[Raziaar]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/8151/yatta17ek.jpg

More appropriate.

Gross!

 

[oldagerocker]

Well, i think its quite nice actually...

 

[MiccyNarc]

Well, i think its quite nice actually...

Just f*cking great - All of HL2.net thinks you are gay.

 

[Garfield_]

Who cares what other think ?
just let your mom wait until she gets to see you with your hot girlfriend when you get one and the problem is solved. Less embarassing than getting cought watching porn

 

[WacK]

Haha..

 

[chu]

MEAT POLE COWBOY 8=======D

 

[<RJMC>]

MEAT POLE COWBOY 8=======D

..........?:|

 

[Ames]

oh har har har.

 

[Dalamari]

I have an idea...

DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR MOM THINKS!!! My mom thought I might have been gay up until 2 or 3 months ago when I called my friend's sister hot.

 

[<RJMC>]

I have an idea...

DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR MOM THINKS!!! My mom thought I might have been gay up until 2 or 3 months ago when I called my friend's sister hot.

you mom thought you were gay cuz you called the sister of your friend hot?

 

[Rafa 5.0]

sorry kinda confused with all the jabber jobber... so are you gay Teta?? cuz it's cool if you are, just don't swing your chorizo my way

 

[Harryz]

So Teta_Bonita, does anyone else know your gay? Or do you want to keep it undercover?

 

[B.Calhoun]

Teta Bonita takes it up the poop chute!!11!eleven!11!!ahhah!w111!1!fag1!1!!!

 

[Dog]

Kick An Ass Or Ten That Proves Your Not Gay then Get Caught By the cops........................................Or not

 

[madog]

Get a girl and start makin out in front of her, thatll prove it

 

[CyberPitz]

Or just have a girl on the tabble screwing her, have her make ALOT of noise, parents see it, say "Oh hey, sup" *continue*

 

[Beerdude26]

Revive a dead thread, that'll impress her :hmph:

 

[The Monkey]

If she's you mother it shouldn't matter which gender you prefer.

 

[Ennui]

Or just have a girl on the tabble screwing her, have her make ALOT of noise, parents see it, say "Oh hey, sup" *continue*

FOOLPROOF!

 

[CyberPitz]

FOOLPROOF!

You damn straight. What's the worse they can do, Mom might scold you..but think your straight. Dad will buy you some condoms and congradulate for a nice one.

 

[sabre0001]

hmm...a few threads getting revived...and not even good ones at that.

 

[Kamikazie]

and then he'll give you a beer and a cigar and say "now your a man, I thought that you were gay too, but now you have proven yourself worthy to be called a man." or something like that

 

[baron insig]

just get a girl naked in your room and call your mum

 

[sabre0001]

i thought this was sorted...if she still thinks you're gay, surely she has accepted it.

Chances are if it didnt go well, the original poster now cant see these...

 

[CyberPitz]

Teta, we all truely know your gay at heart. Just accept my cock ramming into your hot mansawce.

 

[Dog]

Kick An Ass Or Ten

 

[Murray_H]

I tell my mum on regular occasions that I'm gay, she doesn't mind

 

[Dog]

Teta, we all truely know your gay at heart. Just accept my cock ramming into your hot mansawce.

Thats Sooooooo Wrong

 

[Pesmerga]

Kick An Ass Or Ten That Proves Your Not Gay then Get Caught By the cops........................................Or not

OR REVIVE A FEW ****ING THREADS YOU PRICK.

 

[Crushenator 500]

OR REVIVE A FEW ****ING THREADS YOU PRICK.

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