kane and lynch reviewed

[Tollbooth Willie]

does this game even have a plot?

I didn't bother to click the link because I am too lazy, I bet it explained in there....

Kane is a family man, until his son finds his gun lying about and accidently shoots himself. His wife places the blame on him, making him feel like shit and he runs away and becomes a mercenary working for The7. When his crew suppossedly dies in a botched mission, he escapes with a stash a hides it. Fast forward a few years and he's on death row. Riding in a transport vehicle a drugged up psychopath named Lynch helps him escape with the help of The7. After some shit ensues, Kanes supposedly dead crew offers him a choice: do one last job (or something) or his wife and daughter die. Lynch is in it to take Kane's place in The7.

I probably left a good bit of shit out, but yeah basically like totally dude.

 

[Killing2Live]

The review from gametrailers wasnt too harsh: 8.0

 

[Loke]

Some co-op action - I'd recommend downloading it though

If it weren't for the co-op I would've had never bought it. Pretty average game, the later levels suck though... quite a bit.

 

[Dalamari]

Just played a bit of the SP...it's delightfully mediocre. There's nothing really wrong with it, you can definitely tell they re-used some of the leftovers from Hitman, the gun sounds, the character models, it all has the look of Blood Money. Everything in this game is so perfectly mediocre there isn't much you can say other than "Meh".

Haven't done any multiplayer because I "bought" it...in an ILLEGAL way! D:

 

[Kadayi]

Yes I'm a thief!!! I STOLE this game and now I'm going to bitch it out!!!! D:

Outstanding behaviour :dozey: