kids today are ****ing retarded

[jverne]

actually their parents are for failing to educate them.

this is a translation from the "childrens corner" of a ISP forum.

i'm searching for girl up to 14 years old

OP: i'm 14 years old

girl1: i am **** ***** and i live at **** ** ***, come by me at the beginning of school because i urgently need a boyfriend

girl2: hmm, i don't know!
why exactly?

girl2: i'm looking for a boyfriend who's nice and gentle...and stuff!

how ****ing dumb can you be? this is just some random forum and some random people

it get's even more jucier but it's really borderline illegal.

oh and before you ask me where did i find this...it was on a news site.

facebook is also like a ****ing paradise for psychos, pedophiles, kidnappers,....

 

[Barnz]

pm me girl1's details :naughty:

 

[Captain M4d]

Oh man. Stuff.

 

[YROC]

I am not a bad person on Facebook. I will not rape you.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I will.

 

[Captain M4d]

Oh man oh man. I'm gonna get so safe tonight. You gonna get safe tonight? yeahhh boiiii

 

[Kamikazie]

I will.

2nd this motion.

 

[Danimal]

My entire generation is damned by this shocking expose, clearly this handful of children show how truely sluttish and unfaithful we truly are at the core of it all.

I am Danimal, and this is A Current Affair.

 

[Warped]

this isn't any worse than getting the late night "**** ME" text messages from old girlfriends and acquaintances

 

[Dog--]

 

[Warped]

people are hornier these days than i can ever remember.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

people are hornier these days than i can ever remember.

DO YOU REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN ASADASFDSF ****ED HER IN THE ASS OFFFF THA BBF

 

[Warped]

no but i remember when i used to double date with a friend and it was happy time. also Cocaine is a hell of a drug

 

[McGooTheWise]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

youtube it next tiem. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw

 

[Warped]

youtube it next tiem. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw

Rick James said it first, but I seriously meant it! dur

 

[Danimal]

no but i remember when i used to double date with a friend and it was happy time. also Cocaine is a hell of a drug

I always had the impression you were 14.

 

[Anthraxxx]

2nd this motion.

*slams a gavel*

Motion passed.

 

[xdrive]

Hi, i'm anna coran.

 

[Danimal]

Hi, i'm anna coran.

And I'm Peter Stefanovic.

Tonight; we'll chase people down the street, accusing them of being Unaustralian, followed by a story on bras.

After that, shampoos! Which is the cheapest for your positively True Blue Australian Family full of Australians that come from Australia and are therefore superior.

Australian.

Yeah.

****, I hate A Current Affair.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

jverne is one of these retarded kids.

 

[Danimal]

Farrow, meet me out the back in 5 minutes.

A high-five is in order.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Farrow, meet me out the back in 5 minutes.

A high-five is in order.

Like he'll fall for that again!

 

[Dodo]

i'm searching for girl up to 9 years old

i'm 21 years old

-dodo

 

[jverne]

jverne is one of these retarded kids.

ok seriously...what do you have against me these days? did i accidentally **** your sister or something?

 

[xdrive]

And I'm Peter Stefanovic.

Tonight; we'll chase people down the street, accusing them of being Unaustralian, followed by a story on bras.

After that, shampoos! Which is the cheapest for your positively True Blue Australian Family full of Australians that come from Australia and are therefore superior.

Australian.

Yeah.

****, I hate A Current Affair.

Anna coran hosted today tonight, but she is on CNN now. Also Karl stefanovic hosts the today channel on channel 9. Matt White hosts today tonight now.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

ok seriously...what do you have against me these days? did i accidentally **** your sister or something?

You don't begin sentences with capital letters.

 

[Danimal]

Anna coran hosted today tonight, but she is on CNN now. Also Karl stefanovic hosts the today channel on channel 9. Matt White hosts today tonight now.

Today Tonight is worse.

Don't get me started on that shit.

 

[Tyguy]

You don't begin sentences with capital letters.

you will soon learn that correct sentence structure and being right are two different things, that's why i am now aboard the "**** capital letters brigade".

 

[StardogChampion]

Kids are sluts at that age. If I look back, that's 2 years into high school and I definately had some action going on with the local hot chick.

 

[Tyguy]

Kids are sluts at that age. If I look back, that's 2 years into high school and I definately had some action going on with the local hot chick.

was there literally a "local hot chick" that everyone hooked up with? herpes ftl

 

[suicide_mission]

This isn't anything new, each generation has its messed up idiots

Hopefully, Natural Selection will make quick work of this...

 

[Acepilotf14]

Ahaha, implying natural selection still does things in this safe environment.

...I wish.

 

[Lester]

Too Old

 

[suicide_mission]

Ahaha, implying natural selection still does things in this safe environment.

...I wish.

whoops, i forgot to mention that I call my double barrel shotgun "Natural Selection"

...

So, who wants to evolve?

 

[Don'tHate]

Hehe, classic sui humor ;D.
But yeah, it seems like things are going sour for today's youth.

 

[ThunderDawg]

The reason being that the parents of today's chillens gave them too f*u*c*k*e*n much.

Seriously.

They don't realize yet that everything isn't free.

 

[V-Man339]

My generation scares the ever loving shit out of me.

 

[theotherguy]

Kids have always been stupid, and older people have always complained about "the kids today."

The world is always going to the dogs.