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What crimes have you commited, did you get caught for them?
I've done all kinds of shit and have never even spoke to a cop, such as:
underage drinking
pot
selling pot i dident want (always ashamed of this for some reason)
grafiti
took my pants off in the middle of a shopping centre to prove I had the guts.
sexual abuse (not rape, just feeling this woman against her will, which I understand is pretty shamefull.)
helped my friend exchange ritalin for pot
taken ritalin recreationally
smoked tobacco underage (just once to see what it was like, diden't think it compared to weed and won't smoke tobacco again)
Posession of sum cp
stolen money
stolen food
stolen random crap
stolen dildos and condoms (was drunk with friends)
delibrately broken stuff in stores for the lulz
walked around with a knife because I was shit scared buying pot the first time.
physical abuse
damaged property
hacked school computers
crank calls
skipped school

I never got caught for any of this.

TOLD U I WOZ HARDCOR!​

What about you guys?
 
Rape, murder, arson and rape.

I like rape.
 
i don't see this going down very well :( (ova). btw whats cp ? did you mean pcp ?
 
What a tool. Making stuff up just to try and impress kids on a game forum.

Oh joy.
 
I bet ALL the gangsters fear you. You sound so tough. Wow.

Dumbass.

You could have at least made up better things.
 
Shasta said:
What a tool. Making stuff up to impress kids on a game forum.

Oh joy.
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Actually I'm pretty ashamed of most of that stuff, and wondered what hl2netters have done and only thought it fair if I had posted what I had done and actually added in "TOLD U I WOZ HARDCORE" to express the shame that someone might thing I'm trying to look hardcore, but anyway, let's be narrow minded trolls abuseing kids on on a game forum.

mindless_modder said:
i don't see this going down very well (ova). btw whats cp ? did you mean pcp ?
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child porn

Jondy said:
Mate, aren't you fifteen?
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Yeah, I've done too ****ing much for my age.

Shasta said:
I bet ALL the gangsters fear you. You sound so tough. Wow.

Dumbass.

You could have at least made up better things.
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I bet all the internet fears you. You sound so tough. Wow.
 
You're getting cooler on the Internet.
 
I once stayed up past my bedtime.

Eat that, bitches.
 
Violated the Addended Resident Registration Code Law
Violated the Social Security Law, Article 2. (iirc)


Adds up to 17 years in jail.

Thankfully I never got caught, and it was accidental.




EDIT: #1 means that I used somebody else's resident registeration code to register, and #2 means that I told the code to other people
 
Cormeh said:
Rape, murder, arson and rape.

I like rape.
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"Eighteen? You're first."

Idunno, petty shoplifting when I was like 8, smoked the ganj once (you can tell it's not a frequent thing by the fact I call it "the ganj"), few counts of vandalism while walking the streets aimlessly with friends at 3am. Besides that, probably nothing. Never been charged.

mindless_moder said:
dude ....thats disgusting.
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QFT. FFS, can't a brother get some PM linkage?
 
I set a firecracker off once.

COOL ON THE INTERNET
 
Everyone's broken the law sometime. EVERYONE.


Shippi, you've prolly broken something without your knowledge at least once in your life.
 
so... erhem testing 1, 2, 3,... you guys do anything illegal lately?
 
Me and my friend set up a fake CS clan and recruited people to be admins.

We then got them to fill out a fake application form that incuded Steam login and pass..

We stole over $1500 in Steam...
 
15357 said:
Everyone's broken the law sometime. EVERYONE.


Shippi, you've prolly broken something without your knowledge at least once in your life.
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Yeah, she has...a heart. ;(
 
You do know that everything you say on here could be used against you some time in the future?

-Angry Lawyer
 
I've never actually been arrested for anything. I've run from the cops for skating, but I always run faster than them :p
 
Yes, let us all post detailed lists of crimes we've committed and not been punished for. It's OK, because we're all anonymous on the intarwebs!

I drowned the elderly woman I was taking care of and buried her under a porta-potty in a town north of Tulsa, called "Owasso."
 
He's either trying to be cool on the internet, or he's a narc.

ENTRAPMENT

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Stuff I definatly did not do, and I am completely joking about:

I dunno, arson, I think fighting is assault or GBH, posession of firearms and offensive weapons, various drugs, theft, breaking and entering.

But I am joking, so it doesn't matter.
 
I fired a cap gun in a park just as a pair of horseback-mounted police officers rode past. The horses freaked out and I lol'd and ran off.

I've done breaking and entering (never stolen anything, just a lot of breaking), i've caused cliff faces to collapse and roll into houses' gardens, I used to drink in public whilst underage (cornershop chavness), and I frequently break the speed limit.

I've got a strong concience though, so I never steal anything, I never break anything that belongs to someone, and I never put anyones life at risk but my own.
 
I've stolen crap just for the fun of it, and then the night after put it back exactly where it was. I've also had a run-in with a gigantic, lard-ass, donut-eating, black-hole-creating police officer when using the wrong pedestrian path to cross the street.
 
Jay walking
Smoking pot
Doing Mushrooms
Underage drinking
Taking down a "No street Hockey on Tennis court" sign, so we could play street hockey on the tennis court.
Egging a house
Crashed my friends bike into a a car, broke the tail light and bailed.
Buy 16 and under bus tickets and use them, Even though im 19.
Sneak into movies, it's too easy to pass up.
Besides that im pretty tame.
 
I was responsible for the Reichstag fires.

They blamed it on a certain Hebrew minority.
 
15357 said:
illegal?
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Yes. In a lot of countries it is.


Me? Well last year I was in this urinal and there was this six-year old boy with the sweetest ass! Well, one thing lead to another and... let's just say he's resting comfortably... in the ground. Split down the middle.
 
You think I`m going to put anything online? I`m FAR too paranoid for that.
 
I text smoke :naughty: pics of AJ and the 6-year old
 
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