Law breakage.

I pooped in a baby's pram when the mother wasn't looking. And the baby ate it.
 
i used to flick small boxes of bubble gum when i was small (6ish) but i think the shopkeeper knew about it and just charged it to my dads account. btw guys the pedo rape baby stuff really isnt funny..... grow up.
 
-All sorts of illegal drugs.

-Underage smoking/drinking, although primarily in Europe, which isn't a big deal.

-A few cases of petty thievery. Stealing small shit from stores.

-Destruction of property. Threw a big rock through a shop window to steal alcohol and cigarettes in the middle of the night with some friends when we were sorely lacking both, but we instead just ran off afterwards.

-Some girl my brother was friends with took pictures of herself half-naked at a party and they somehow managed to get into me and my friends' hands. One of them posted it on our forum and when she eventually got word of it, she threatened to sue us. I'm honestly not sure about the legality on that one, as I think a trans-atlantic lawsuit would have been mighty difficult. I only kept it up because being threatened with legal action for something I didn't do wasn't really compelling me to do otherwise. Later took it down.

-I've done "buzz" driving a few times, and I'm not gonna do it again. Only a few beers and a short driving distance for smokes, but it's really not worth the risk.

pedo rape baby stuff really isnt funny
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Oh how wrong you are.
 
Absinthe said:
-Some girl my brother was friends with took pictures of herself half-naked at a party and they somehow managed to get into me and my friends' hands. One of them posted it on our forum
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How naked? Which forum? :naughty:
 
Steven said:
Yeah, I've done too ****ing much for my age.
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Your sincerity is overwhelming. :rolleyes: That's not something to be proud of, and you are, even if you're pretending to not be.

I'm not going to go ahead and list what illegal things I've done, because I'm not psyched about the idea that everything I post on here will be accessible long after I die because of caching and whatnot.

Most of the stuff in this thread, though.
 
Reginald said:
How naked? Which forum? :naughty:
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Titten. And not on this forum. It's one that was propped up for me and my friends, other people in our grade, and new acquaintances, seeing as how we were all separating across the world for university. I don't think the pictures even exist in any normal online storage any more.

Oh yeah, I also forgot the obligatory music/video/software piracy.
 
Robbed a store with a couple of friends and stole about 8 thousand dollars worth of stuff.
 
Absinthe said:
Titten. And not on this forum. It's one that was propped up for me and my friends, other people in our grade, and new acquaintances, seeing as how we were all separating across the world for university. I don't think the pictures even exist in any normal online storage any more.

Oh yeah, I also forgot the obligatory music/video/software piracy.
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Depends on where you live:thumbs:
 
I am proud of myself,the only thing I ever did was have with a under age girl,all though she was only 1 year under the limit.
And I smoked pot twice...that was it.
 
Ænema said:
I am proud of myself,the only thing I ever did was have with a under age girl,all though she was only 1 year under the limit.
And I smoked pot twice...that was it.
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and when you're lying on your death bed you can think of all the fun you missed out on!!!;)
 
I still have a pretty good life.
some time this year I will apply as a Deputy Sherriff...and even I only make half of what my dad makes,I will have enough money to support myself and even a family.
 
Absinthe said:
Oh shit. Forgot I did that too. Drunk as hell and I missed my last tram out of town. Got a bike and went home. =\
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That's an unspoken rule though. When you're drunk and need to get home, anyone's bike is up for grabs.
 
What's with all you people breaking so many laws?
Stealing people's bikes, smashing shop windows? Nice...
 
Don't you find that morals just get in the way Repriv?
 
brink's said:
Don't you find that morals just get in the way Repriv?
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Surely not. Plenty of people here would have you believe I'm a dangerous immoral extremist without an ethical fibre in my body.
 
repiV said:
Surely not. Plenty of people here would have you believe I'm a dangerous immoral extremist without an ethical fibre in my body.
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extremist yes, immoral, couldnt care less, loon? yes most definately ...oh you didnt mention loon, oh well it fits
 
I'm not proud of my transgressions. I can't say I'm particularly ashamed either, but I recognize that some of those things are selfish, wrong, and I should have been punished.

Aside from my drug use and piracy, I've not done anything illegal in recent years. In my defense, my acts of theft and destruction were usually under the heavy influence of alcohol and I was younger. Swept away in the usual stupidity that results from young teenage group mentality. Not that I'm trying to give excuses.

Oh, I've also urinated in a ticket machine and made prank phone calls to emergency numbers. What a guy.
 
CptStern said:
extremist yes, immoral, couldnt care less, loon? yes most definately ...oh you didnt mention loon, oh well it fits
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I'm an extremist and a loon?
Wow, you really are unhinged as ****.

Absinthe said:
I'm not proud of my transgressions. I can't say I'm particularly ashamed either, but I recognize that some of those things are selfish, wrong, and I should have been punished.

Aside from my drug use and piracy, I've not done anything illegal in recent years. In my defense, my acts of theft and destruction were usually under the heavy influence of alcohol and I was younger. Swept away in the usual stupidity that results from young teenage group mentality. Not that I'm trying to give excuses.

Oh, I've also urinated in a ticket machine and made prank phone calls to emergency numbers. What a guy.
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I've had a couple of bikes stolen in my time. There are few things more frustrating or angrifying.
 
Absinthe said:
Oh shit. Forgot I did that too. Drunk as hell and I missed my last tram out of town. Got a bike and went home. =\
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Pretty much the same story here. I has missed the last bus, some idiot had forgot to lock his bike, and how could I not take it? I had 11 km home and it was freezing.
 
CptStern said:
yes lunacy and extremism usually goes hand in hand
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So I'm an extremist lunatic because I don't share your limp-wristed, anti-Western view of the world?
Your labelling says a lot more about you than it does about me.
 
This thread is no place for arguing, just jackassery!
 
Taxman said:
Pretty much the same story here. I has missed the last bus, some idiot had forgot to lock his bike, and how could I not take it? I had 11 km home and it was freezing.
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How can you possibly think it's acceptable to steal someone's bike, very possibly a treasured possession of theirs, because you failed to get the last bus?
 
The question isn't if it's acceptable. It's if you can.
 
repiV said:
So I'm an extremist lunatic because I don't share your limp-wristed, anti-Western view of the world?
Your labelling says a lot more about you than it does about me.
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no, you're just a lunatic period ..despite not sharing in my "limp wristed" world view ..oh and I've seen your photo ..this limp wrist could bitchslap the lunacy right out of you :E
 
repiV said:
How can you possibly think it's acceptable to steal someone's bike, very possibly a treasured possession of theirs, because you failed to get the last bus?
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There's no denying that getting your bike stolen is the mother of all rage-inducers. My roadie does about 70miles a week, and having it stolen by some drunk c*nt would be a goddamn nightmare.

...which is why I lock it up out of sight, to be fair, and anyone silly enough to leave something as valuable as free transport out in a city at night is asking for their shit to be taken away. Doesn't justify it though, bitches, bike-stealing is not cool :p
 
CptStern said:
no, you're just a lunatic period ..despite not sharing in my "limp wristed" world view ..oh and I've seen your photo ..this limp wrist could bitchslap the lunacy right out of you :E
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Of course.

Hell, let's suppose I am a lunatic for a moment. So I'm a lunatic who brought in over ?12,000 of revenue in my very first month on the job (a performance not unusual for people with years of experience), overcame the monumental odds stacked against me to actually make something of myself and do what I wanted to do.
Meanwhile, you spend half the day posting on halflife2.net...and you're senior enough to have your own PA? I'm glad I don't work for you.

I'm quite happy being a lunatic, in that case.
 
jondy said:
There's no denying that getting your bike stolen is the mother of all rage-inducers. My roadie does about 70miles a week, and having it stolen by some drunk c*nt would be a goddamn nightmare.

...which is why I lock it up out of sight, to be fair, and anyone silly enough to leave something as valuable as free transport out in a city at night is asking for their shit to be taken away. Doesn't justify it though, bitches, bike-stealing is not cool :p
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Yeah, that's also true.
I've never left my bike unlocked, but I used to use ?20 cable locks from the likes of ABUS. I got two bikes stolen in three months...then I got a 4 kilo Kryptonite New York Fahgeddaboudit lock...since then I've never had any problems, strangely enough. :D
I might get some extra security devices for my motorbike, there are some right little shits around here.
 
repiV said:
Of course.

Hell, let's suppose I am a lunatic for a moment. So I'm a lunatic who brought in over ?12,000 of revenue in my very first month on the job (a performance not unusual for people with years of experience), overcame the monumental odds stacked against me to actually make something of myself and do what I wanted to do.
Meanwhile, you spend half the day posting on halflife2.net...and you're senior enough to have your own PA? I'm glad I don't work for you.

I'm quite happy being a lunatic, in that case.
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oh because salesmen are the creme de la creme of humaity, a veritable superhuman walking amongst mortals

the single most retarded person who works at my company also happens to be the best salesman ..I mean you cant talk to him about anything of any importance yet he somehow manages to outsell everyone else

oh and I'm a designer, my entire day is about sitting in front of a pc ...right now I'm printing out 1000 copies of brochure I developed recently ..meaning for the rest of the afternoon I have a choice of either watching the printer print brochures or surf the net ....
 
RepriV always trys the whole 'I'm the best salesman in the world' argument here.

It just doesn't work. Perhaps you should write a poem how you went from the ghetto to the boardroom or whatever. Either way, bragging about it doesn't make you seem any better a person.
 
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