Make a Wish, and have it corrupted - Half-Life Edition

[Calhoun]

Granted, but he's still specifically going to be an ass to you because of what you did to his microwave casserole.

I wish that Lamarr hadn't interrupted the teleportation sequence in Half-Life 2.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Granted, but then the story of HL2 would suck more.

I wish that I had my own pet (de-beaked, of course) headcrab named Lamarr.

 

[F. grigori]

i wish my once beautiful town ravenholm was back to normal and no head crab shells can get it any way.

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

I wish the events of the Half-Life series really happened and I was Gordon Freeman. I wish Alyx was real and I wish I had a pet/bodyguard Vortigaunt.

 

[Calhoun]

Granted. However, you cannot speak to Alyx, which is a major turn off to women. Your Vortigaunt bodyguard eventually is captured by the G-Man for freeing you from his captivity, and an entire city is left destroyed because of you.

I wish Gordon would realize there are sights on a weapon and use them.

 

[F. grigori]

i wish there were no poison headcrabs and no stalkers.

 

[Headcrab Pie]

i wish there were no poison headcrabs and no stalkers.

do you relize what we are doing here? You are supposed to corrupt other peoples wishes then make your own.

Granted, big whup.

I wish that the Gravity gun could affect Hunters.

 

[F. grigori]

do you relize what we are doing here? You are supposed to corrupt other peoples wishes then make your own.

Granted, big whup.

I wish that the Gravity gun could affect Hunters.[/QUOTEfine when you pick it up by the legs and its body swings down and kills you in a horrifing manner your body is smooched up on the gound like a ****ing bug yah happy?

now for my freaking wish i wish instead of head crabs they were cats

 

[Blackout62]

granted but the cat scratches your eyes out

I wish Gordon could just stop fighting combine and engage in some hardcore advanced physics like hes told by Kleiner and Vance, Does a doctorate mean nothing anymore! I wanna play with the wocket! (fake rage)

 

[[RE]Leon]

Granted, but his messing around messes up the Half-Life 2 Havok phsyics engine, and now you can't jump anymore or crouch.

I wish that Half-Life 2 would download faster.

 

[Que-Ever]

Granted, but it downlods so fast that the universe beings to go backwards.

I wish I could fly.

 

[F. grigori]

Granted, but it downlods so fast that the universe beings to go backwards.

I wish I could fly.

granted but a gunship shoots you when your flying.

i wish you get the dark energy gravity gun in the start of half life 2.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Granted but you don't know how to use it and you kill yourself.

I wish F. Grigori would stop posting in this thread.

 

[Que-Ever]

Granted, but shasta is unbanned.

I wish I could think of better wishes.

 

[Pesmerga]

Granted, but they're still relatively shitty.

I wish I could grow three penises.

 

[F. grigori]

Granted, but they're still relatively shitty.

I wish I could grow three penises.

granted but everyone else has 5 penises and your shunned by everyone else.


i wish that you could get the portal gun in half life 2.

 

[jobizzie]

granted but you fall in a never-ending loop of portals and somehow loose the portal gun forever. You computer cannot handle the looping so it displays the bsod and then promptly explodes.

I wish I was an immortal, male, straight, hl2 character

 

[kacation_man]

granted, but your stuck in one map.


Wish this pointless thread would end... kinda.

 

[Que-Ever]

Granted, but LOCKED.

I wish I could lock threads.

 

[jobizzie]

granted, but you get banned from half-life 2.net permanently

I wish i had a can of doctor breens mineral water

 

[Acepilotf14]

granted but then an Overwatch soldier makes you drink the whole thing then run 20 miles to dispose of it, all for laughs.

I also wish this thread would end.

 

[Asknoone]

Locked