Make a Wish, and have it corrupted - Half-Life Edition

[AciD]

Granted but you must be slim
I wish that EP3 come out tomorrow

 

[Cavalry]

granted,but its no where near complete and isn't compatible with steam anyway

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I wish I lived in Japan

 

[Berkman]

Granted, But the great Tekezo kenise cums on you...


I wish a could find some good porn on the interwebzz

 

[kacation_man]

Granted, but its high quality gay porn because you didnt specify!

I wish that no one will ever try to create a half life based TV series to be aired on FOX ( or at all to be exact )

 

[Lizardizzle]

granted, but they instead make a retarted Halo TV series.

i wish I had a PEZ dispenser that never ran out

 

[cheesepie]

Granted, but women don't like men with plastic parts.

I wish I had expected the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[Akilles]

Granted, but your Spanish Inquisition got away in a hole in the sky, where things can fly...

I wish GabeN could come as my santa and have his whole sack full of hl-stuffs

 

[Trodler]

granted, but its actually all Halo stuff.

i wish for brand new weapons in HL Ep 3

 

[Berkman]

Granted, but the new weapons are "giant-dildo-ass-rappers" which ass rapped a kitten every time you fired it.

I wish my daddy wouldn't abuse me sexually so I didn't have to express my anger on kittens in real life and on HL2.net

 

[jobizzie]

granted but your uncle does.
I wish that my washing machine was a transformer that could turn ionto dog and would obey my every command!

 

[Crash]

Granted, but he's not house broken, and you spend all your time cleaning up washing machine-transformer-dog-shit....

I wish I had more time to play Half Life....

 

[AciD]

Granted, but you must play in 640x480 at low details in 5 fps
I wish I had A at school

 

[Trodler]

granted, but education is pointless after the combine invade

i wish that each time you obtained a new weapon (or just picking up a familiar weapon) that it didnt look like the very first one you had. eg. the crowbar... same markings and everything..

 

[Saruke]

granted, but all you get are the non-magnum pistols

I wish that I had a pet advisor that had no tongue.

 

[losttheskyagain]

I wish that I had a pet advisor that had no tongue.

Granted, but it poops hunters.

I was Magnusson didn't make Kleiner so sad. :/

 

[Gordon_X]

Granted, but then they fall in love, and you walk in on them- 0_0


I wish for a Strider pet.

 

[kacation_man]

Granted, but it steps on your car.

I wish people at game stores where little bitches who think they know shit about computers.

 

[pistolero!]

Granted, but lolwut?

I wish I would meet Gordon Frohman.

 

[Trodler]

granted but he gets you killed in an amusing way

i wish for zombines to be called Combies instead.

 

[freeman1993]

Granted, but i think nobody will like that name

I wish i had my own gravity gun

 

[Seppo]

granted but he gets you killed in an amusing way

i wish for zombines to be called Combies instead.

At first I thought you wrote "commies" instead of combies

 

[leib10]

Granted, but i think nobody will like that name

I wish i had my own gravity gun

But the fuse will go out.

I wish that we would get a Steam update that said:

Merry Christmas. Half-Life 2: Episode Three is available for purchase.

 

[Seppo]

they should release something for free. Like a short campaign for HL2 or one of the expansions for the original Half-Life

 

[Narvi]

Wrong thread much?

Granted, but it's a bug.

I wish my rig could handly Episode 3 on full settings.

 

[Ennui]

It manages to - for about 15 seconds, before the intensive power required melts your inadequate graphics card, fries your motherboard, and overheats your processor to oblivion.

I wish that Black Mesa will be good when it comes out.

 

[Torpedo]

Granted, But valve decide to purchase ownership of the mod and decides to sell it to us for $20.

I wish dog returned in time to save Eli from his tragic death.

 

[Seppo]

I wish that Black Mesa will be good when it comes out.

It will be good. Oh it will be - untill destroyed by resonance cascade.

edit. meh, too late

 

[Trodler]

Granted, But valve decide to purchase ownership of the mod and decides to sell it to us for $20.

I wish dog returned in time to save Eli from his tragic death.

Granted, but he dies by dog sitting on him after the ordeal.

i wish for a selection of Half life smilies

 

[Zombine]

Granted, but whoever made them did it in MS Paint on Vista, so the Paint saved it in low quality JPEG instead of BMP or PNG and now they all look like crap.

I wish for people to stop complaining about Gordon being mute, using his mind to drive, having no legs and no reflection.

 

[Naph]

Granted, but then they start complaining about how the Xen creations were able to live on Earth.

I wish the vortigaunt never died on the operating table.

 

[scotland1]

Granted, but it gets up and kills you.

I wish ep3 was here now.

 

[Druckles]

Granted, but someone else wished for it so you don't get it...

I wish I was hooome!

 

[Seppo]

Granted, but your home has been invaded by angry scientists because apparently YOU caused the resonance cascade.

I wish the crowbar was very, very lightweight

 

[Lizardizzle]

granted, but it doesnt do any damage.

I wish i had a deloreon (that didnt time travel, its just a normal car)

 

[Trodler]

Granted, but city 17 has been destroyed and the delorean is incapable of safe handling on the grassy planes of <wherever Ep2 is set>

i wish i had a HEV suit

 

[redruM]

Granted but all your other clothes disappear and you are forced to walk around looking like some freak in a futuristic body suit.

I wish NO MORE ANTLIONS!!!!

 

[jobizzie]

granted but they get squished saving you from a rogue bus-driver, and you only escape with 1 leg!

I wish my map would compile properly.

 

[Azner]

Granted, but then you are sued for some form of copyright infringement

 

[LandStander]

I wish I was the greatest mind of my generation.

 

[Rizzo]

granted. Your Lazlo.
I wish Magnuson wasn't such an ass.