Man gets his wallet stolen while trying to rescue someone

[French Ninja]

What a ****

Smith said, "We looked all over. Somebody stole the guy's wallet off the bench, and you know all he wants is his wallet back, after he tries to save somebody's life, and then somebody stole his wallet while he jumped in the water."

Being from my hometown, I hope to find the "caunt" myself and smash his teeth in.

Unacceptable. :flame:

 

[Darkside55]

Opportunity only knocks so many times.

 

[Muffin Man]

No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[Geogaddi]

The early bird gets the worm.

 

[Stigmata]

Don't forget your wallet.

 

[Dog--]

Guess he got caught with his pants down.

 

[Icarusintel]

Ha! Sucks to be that guy. That'll teach him to try to be nice.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

He should drown the thief.

 

[Kula Meenur]

People that do that shit make me ****in sick

 

[Uriel]

No kidding, release the GGS on this guy.

Gay Gorilla Squad

 

[Krynn72]

Opportunity only knocks so many times.

No good deed goes unpunished.

The early bird gets the worm.

Don't forget your wallet.

Guess he got caught with his pants down.

Win win win!

Ha! Sucks to be that guy. That'll teach him to try to be nice.

Broke the win. :flame:

 

[Que-Ever]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

 

[MJ12]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

that sounds like a sexual thing

 

[Dog--]

Que, did you see that on a website by any chance?

 

[DannyC.]

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

 

[Dog--]

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

I'm going to assume you posted that in the wrong place, so I'll quote you, so it'll last..


In the chance that I'm the stupid one here, I won't edit.

 

[Krynn72]

If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

 

[Stigmata]

Great minds think alike, but fools rarely differ.

 

[Krynn72]

You never test the depth of a river with both feet.

 

[Dog--]

Look before you leap?

 

[Krynn72]

A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.

 

[Danimal]

Shut the **** up before I ban you.

I mean... [Token friendliness]

 

[Krynn72]

Oh god, I almost shat my pants when I saw you had posted.

On topic:
That guy is a douchebag. How ****ing insensitive can you be to steal something from someone while hes trying to save another persons life. Unless...

That could have been the plan! Maybe some criminals killed a guy, stuffed him in a vehicle, and taped the gas pedal down so the car would go off the edge. Then, knowing the bystander is a volunteer firefighter, and that he would jump in to save the guy in the car, they knew he would leave his wallet. Thus the criminals get away with murder, plus a wallet! ****ing genius.

 

[noQ]

Damn, for a moment I read "Ninja gets his wallet stolen". blergh.

 

[DannyC.]

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

 

[Cormeh]

Ah, humanity. My faith in you sinks lower.

EDIT: ZOMGWTF:

 

[Stigmata]

yOU SON OF A BITCH

 

[Krynn72]

Oh you bastard! You're gunna get your teeth smashed in!

 

[Jintor]

COOOORRRRMEEEEEHHHHH!!!!!!!

/me shakes fist in anger

 

[The Monkey]

If you have taken the Devil in the boat you must row him to the shore.

 

[Darkside55]

I'd just dump him over the edge.

 

[-Psy-]

Proof that you don't have to be clever to be a thief - You simply have to be in the right place and the right time.

 

[DreamThrall]

Someone stole my lawnmower and weedwhacker from my yard last week. What's funny is that they're both electric (yes, an electric lawnmower), so whoever the schmuck is who stole em is gonna go try and mow somebody's lawn for money and be like WTF HOW DOES IT START? WHERE DO I PUT THE GAS??? hahaha. mother****er should've stolen my extension cord too.

 

[JNightshade]

Holy f*ck. According to the article, the driver had two prosthetic legs

 

[Higlac]

The early bird gets the worm.

But the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[Que-Ever]

Que, did you see that on a website by any chance?

Maybe. But it's a kind of common saying.

It's better to have lived one day as a tiger, than your life as a worm.

(but whoever heard of a worm skin rug?)

 

[Stigmata]

Holy f*ck. According to the article, the driver had two prosthetic legs

Bahahahahahahahahaha, that's amazing!

Drive without legs and you're a fucktard.

That's my inspirational quote.

 

[Emporius]

That would put me off saving people.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Never milk a chicken for skimmed cheese water.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Don't punch a gift horse in the mouth.