Man gets his wallet stolen while trying to rescue someone

[soulslicer]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

that sounds like a sexual thing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

 

[The Monkey]

A dog is buried here.

 

[spunge]

dont pee into the wind

 

[The Monkey]

I sense owls in the bog.

 

[Jintor]

I'm the god-damned Batman.

 

[theotherguy]

There's only so many ways to skin a cat

 

[Danimal]

There's only so many ways you can look before you leap across the road without running with skinned cats or else the devil could take your boat out across the sea looking for birds in bushes.