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I have a shitty infected ear , im on anti-biotics , the liquid kind. I think they just bottled sick , it looks like it , tastes like it , smells like it and has the same consistency as it :hmph:.
 
Man. You could win the ear wax/shit smelling contest for sure.

Its not the kind of ear infection where it sprays out wax , its the kind where the ear is all clogged up , is incredibly painful and makes half your face un-able to move otherwise it hurts like a bitch getting kicked in the bewbs by an elephant.
 
I've abandoned my beloved Soda 2L bottles that I've been using for water for quite a few years now, and am switching to using large wine bottles and glasses made of... glass.

I just hope I haven't been too affected by the chemicals. <sniff>
 
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What about all those plastic cups? I'm sure there are plastic containers that aren't carcinogenic or whatever.
 
I've abandoned my beloved Soda 2L bottles that I've been using for water for quite a few years now, and am switching to using large wine bottles and glasses made of... glass.

I just hope I haven't been too affected by the chemicals. <sniff>

You'd have to drink from ten year old plastic bottles for every day of your life until you were eighty to be affected by the chemicals, and even then there would be probably no noticeable effects. If you're worried about chemicals, you should be worried about run off pollution in lakes and rivers, phthalates in your 360/PS3/dildo, and toxic, farm bred chicken.
 
You'd have to drink from ten year old plastic bottles for every day of your life until you were eighty to be affected by the chemicals, and even then there would be probably no noticeable effects. If you're worried about chemicals, you should be worried about run off pollution in lakes and rivers, phthalates in your 360/PS3/dildo, and toxic, farm bred chicken.

Source that #1 plastic(soda bottle type) and other types of plastics that are considered "leech unsafe" are so harmless as you claim?

And besides... I am concerned about chemicals affecting me in every area of my life... though most importantly what I consume, like food and stuff. I don't like unnecessary additives and colorings and processes that don't serve purposes other than superficial.
 
They're not harmless, but they're not going to kill you without really long, continued exposure. No sources, just what I've heard.
However, if you're all 'cutting bad kemikals out' then good choice switching to glass. Make sure to recylce it. Also, make sure you buy sex toys that don't have phthalates.
 
I eat phthalates for breakfast and I'm a bigger man than any of you will ever be.
 
That's because you have another being growing out of you.
 
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Purchase this. Use it up to two times a day.
 
Oh, f*ck, just got that. Very awesome, althought that guys a total fag. Anyway, you can get that stuff here so I assume you can get it in Aus. It just totally de-oils your face. It's sh*t awesome.
 
Lol had a female mate over the house and i left a half full glass o water on the table as i got up to grab something. She says
"You know what a girl finds really sexy? When a guy picks up after himself."
I say
"You know what i find really sexy in a girl? When she rubs her boobs against my chest."

Naturally she was taking the piss, and the look on her face after my retort was one to cherish.

Her face = :|
 
You know what I like about a girl? When she cleans up after me.

that's a joke. Honestly, I don't like it when people mess with my shit. lol.
 
I've ****ed up badly. I think I'll make a thread on it. Bleh.
 
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You know what I like about a girl? When she cleans up after me.

that's a joke. Honestly, I don't like it when people mess with my shit. lol.

Man... when people mess with my shit it pisses me off big time.

My dad's new wife will frequently clean the skillet after I finish using it... just 10 minutes prior as I'm letting it cool down and am in the process of eating my food.

She's a god damn neat freak, and I want to scream, "Leave that shit alone! I'm going to ****ing wash it!"
 
If I was married it would be different. If my wife didn't do any cleaning we'd have a problem.

But I had this girlfriend over my house that I had been seeing for about a month, and she started cleaning up, like really getting down and dirty.

It was an offensive gesture. I'll clean my own house for now, but thanks.
 
I hate it aswell when people touch my shit.

Go touching your own ****ing shit
 
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