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How long after a girl has a siezure does it become tasteful to ask said girl out?
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
How long after a girl has a siezure does it become tasteful to ask said girl out?
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Write your phone number on her left tit in permanent ink right after her body stops writhing, but just before she regains consciousness.

It's the most polite way.
 
Unfortunately the actual siezing stopped days ago. Oddly enough there was no writhing. She sank though.
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
Unfortunately the actual siezing stopped days ago. Oddly enough there was no writhing. She sank though.
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Then i'm afraid you've lost your chance. You've been banished to the "siezed" zone.

Mental hospital, best place to pick up chicks. Alert the nurses of a seizure aprox 5 minutes into the seizure. It'll take them 3 to show up, which should be just enough time for you to make your move.
 
I believe this may be passing the point where it stops being funny. This is one of my friends.
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
I believe this may be passing the point where it stops being funny. This is one of my friends.
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I see...

Well...

Give it a week maybe? I know if somebody made a move on me a day or two after i'd had a seizure, i'd be pretty "uh... WTF?"
 
I made a girl cum, and I thought she was having a seizure, and I ruined the moment.

"Babe?! Are you okay? [unamused eyes] Oh, shit, I thought you were having a seizure."

I mean I really thought so. :( I got confused, because we had been talking about her friend having seizures like the day before. I guess I wasn't thinking clearly.
 
jerk me off with an oven mit and spit on the ice cream man while he kicks rick in the choda while ned does pop a wheelies in teh drive way

i want to comb a bag boys hair with my cock while he puts my food away and then il bite his fingers and fart on bag of fries and rub baby poweder all over an old mans ass

i want to spit on your naked back while i fix the brakes on my van and then i want to sit in an office and pour hot coffee on are chodas

rub boneless ribs on my balls and scream neddy boy while i lay back in a lawn chair and pull my hair , while rick slowly takes is black dress socks off ;)
 
AKIRA said:
jerk me off with an oven mit and spit on the ice cream man while he kicks rick in the choda while ned does pop a wheelies in teh drive way

i want to comb a bag boys hair with my cock while he puts my food away and then il bite his fingers and fart on bag of fries and rub baby poweder all over an old mans ass

i want to spit on your naked back while i fix the brakes on my van and then i want to sit in an office and pour hot coffee on are chodas

rub boneless ribs on my balls and scream neddy boy while i lay back in a lawn chair and pull my hair , while rick slowly takes is black dress socks off ;)
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<3 you. You just took me out of a really horrible mood. :D
 
We should be able to deliver bottle hot water to dehydrated babies.
 
I rented the entire Firefly series, Beowulf directors cut, Spiderman 3, and the first season of Prison Break. hadn't seen anything from any of these yet.

watched the first 2 discs of Firefly. There was one episode where I was like oh shiit this is going to get awesome. Tehn I realized that each episode is different. It's not really a continuing series. it is - with the characters and stuff, but the story - each episode has a different and not really continuing story. And the whole cowboy thing is wack. That said, it's fairly interesting and entertaining. Wish it could have been more like star wars

Prison Break is kinda cool so far. watched the first 4 episodes (1 out of 6 discs). They should have hired more criminals and less actors, but I guess not. It's fine.
 
TollBooth Willie said:
I just watched a cartoon with a fat naked guy with his dick censored out in pixel fashion, a white girl calling a fat black chick a ghetto rapper wannabe, and two chicks with their pants down. On Cartoon Network. Some cartoon reality show running alongside Chowder and The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack during the Thursday primtime hour. What the ****?
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Drawn Together? **** yeah. I only caught like 3 episodes but that shit was awesome. One of the only Adult Swim type shows I've actually found funny.
 
Heh, I wouldn't call Drawn Together an adult swim type show personally.
 
Plan for today:

1) Eat
2) Buzz my hair
3) Shower
4) TF2
5) Eat
6) Mexican labor
7) Swim
8) Eat
9) Pack
10) Sleep

SUMMMER IS HEEERE!
 
I'm reading "Inside the Third Reich" by Albert Speer

This dude is oddly charming, and for some reason I'm getting weird homoerotic undertones coming from this book.

Oh and fun trivia, the guy's son designed quite a bit of stuff for the Beijing Olympics apparently
 
I am waiting another 3 and a half hours until work is over for the weekend. I shall attempt to do some work this weekend!
 
VirusType2 said:
Wish it could have been more like star wars
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Poorly written?
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My band is playing at a 24 hour cancer walk today. We've got a set from 10:30 to midnight on a stage set up in the middle of the football field at the the school we just graduated from. Should be pretty fun. Except I have BUG BITES ON MY FINGERS. Damn it. I'm going to be itchy the whole damn time. How am I supposed to concentrate on playing, HUH?!
 
Holy damn, tvtropes.org = epic amounts of lol. From the article entitled "I Am Not Making This Up" -

The Korean comic Let's Bible. It takes place in 200X in Croatia. The main guy meets a girl asking where heaven is...so he knocks her out and locks her in a trunk. Then he ends up knocking his grandma into the ocean... He almost rapes the girl. Then Lucifer shows up dropping candy machines on the guy's boat and singing in Italian wearing a poncho. And Vulcan (horny Croatian boy) can command sea turtles it seems. Oh, and the girl looking for heaven who's almost raped by a horny Croatian boy? That's Jesus.
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Muffin Man said:
My band is playing at a 24 hour cancer walk today. We've got a set from 10:30 to midnight on a stage set up in the middle of the football field at the the school we just graduated from. Should be pretty fun. Except I have BUG BITES ON MY FINGERS. Damn it. I'm going to be itchy the whole damn time. How am I supposed to concentrate on playing, HUH?!
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That's pretty cool. Let's hope your band is good though so you don't exacerbate their condition and spread some of that malignancy to their ear canals.
 
Love this song
Was reminded of it when Sam-2K sent me the Banana song by Tallyhall?
 
Who the hell gets bug bites on their fingers?


(in before "Muffin Man")
 
I currently have my headcrab, Hedy Lamarr, sitting on my head. She was watching me play HL2!!! :E She is now allowed to be out of the cupboard (she's getting put in there till October as she is actually part of my birthday present) until the Companion Cube I am making (or going to start making tomorrow!) is complete and ready for huggles!!! I need something to hug in the meantime so Lamarr can stay with me!!! :E :E :E
 
im going to smear maynnoaise on willeh while i make a left turn on an advance green then proceed to do the speed limit
 
AKIRA said:
im going to smear maynnoaise on willeh while i make a left turn on an advance green then proceed to do the speed limit
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Go directly to Jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
 
Bad^Hat said:
Drawn Together? **** yeah. I only caught like 3 episodes but that shit was awesome. One of the only Adult Swim type shows I've actually found funny.
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That's Comedy Central. It's show called "Total Drama Island" on the Cartoon Network. It doesn't air during the AS period either. It's just...there. With all the other cartoon shows.
 
Party in 2 hours. Gotta go set everything up, see you tomorrow HL2.net!
 
Today I hope to get a lot of stuff done. There is plenty to do


1) eat a good breakfast

2) Go to moms and install DVD player/burner in her HP (stupid POS came with a CD Rom - not even a burner! lol)

3) brush teeth

4) shave werewolf beard

5) hair cut

6) finish the dishes

7) vacuum room

8) wash my kitchen floor

9) ooo good one. go through fridge and throw out old food

10) clean kitchen counters

11) clean bathroom sink/toilet

12) clean aquarium and add water

13) take giant iguana for a walk in the woods

14) clean off computer desk

15) load of laundry

16) Watch Beowulf

17) sleep

if I feel like it -

change the oil in my car
vacuum car
clean trash from car


right now I'm sitting in a chair. Off to a good start.
 
My wife asked me today if there was any pattern in the number pi. I explained that there was probably not, since we'd been down that path to a number of digits that is truly incomprehensible and hadn't found any. She thought that was rather neat, especially how it's the relationship between the diameter and circumference of a circle (as it would otherwise seem that this would be a finite number). Anyway, I explained that there are a number of constants like this that exist, and began explaining the number e. I knew of a couple of day-to-day examples that can highlight places where it pops up unexpectedly, but upon further investigation online, I read that e raised to the power of i*pi equals -1 and my head promptly exploded. Investigation into this relationship explained why, but now my head hurts. Neat!
 
why can't you wipe my ass while i slice a cake into 4 equal portions
 
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