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Well, last night went swell.
The opening scene is a guy and girl dressed like pirates, f*cking.

It got her fairly hot damn fast... she started rubbing my inner thigh and I'll just let your imagination do the rest.

But anyways, we didn't even make it half-way through the movie before we started f*cking against the couch.
Afterwards, this morning we took a shower together... nothing really happened, a few kisses here and there.

She went to school and I'm currently awaiting the bills in the mail.

edit : Also, yeah it was HD.
 
xlucidx said:
So, I just downloaded a high quality porno called "Pirates XXX" to watch with my girl.

First time we're doing this, I mean I think it's damn weird cause porn and girlfriends should stay seperate, no?
But she just out of the blue asks to check out some porn, probably to spice things up considering we haven't had sex in over a month now.
So, I tried to find something that's entertaining and not just constant f*cking, Pirates seems alright... apparently it's one of the most expensive pornos ever made.

Anyone here ever do this?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_XXX
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477457/

Looks good.
 
Please tell me in one of the scenes someone gets ****ed with a wooden leg.
 
At first I thought I had seen the movie you were talking about, but then the one I've seen is older than I am. Same company, though.
 
I'm gearing up to watch Dazed and Confused. Never seen it before. I hear it's a really great movie.
 
Que-Ever said:
I don't think I could even get to Dubai. I'll just hang out in Australia with Koola until you come back.
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Come with, I'll hide you in the baggage and we'll check out that uber hotel that it costs like $500 just to look around the foyer.

mini-Burj-Al-Arab-15.jpg


trump_tulip_hotel_in_dubai.jpg


lol easter egg
 
More like partially submerged beetle trying to get free!
 
Skaadi said:
Come with, I'll hide you in the baggage and we'll check out that uber hotel that it costs like $500 just to look around the foyer.
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Ah, a capital idea. I'd feel bad though when you have to tote me around in a bag, it's ungentlemanly :(
 
4 pints. 4 measly, average strength pints of lager during the football last night. Home by 11, sleep by half past, awake at 7:30 this morning.

For some strange, obscure and possibly demonic reason I have the single worst hangover I have ever, ever had. This sucks.

I've tried a sausage roll, a lucozade energy type drink, coffee, water, tea, orange juice, aspirin, paracetemol, benadryl, nurofen and a hot shower. I don't think it was a bad pint, they were all rather tasty.
 
F*CK YES

the bastard, that is my mid years is over. one more exam, my a levels and school can gtfo.
 
SO I just played the Dark Sector Demo

I don't know what everyone is bitching about. From what I played the story is intriguing, the dialogue was very good, and had superb voice-acting and animation behind it. The gameplay was smooth and enjoyable - complex enough to make it interesting, while at the same time retaining a simplicity that made it actually enjoyable. The boss was challenging and thought-provoking, it reminded me of the strategy built Zelda boss fights. The levels and atmosphere were dark and gritty, as well as being very well designed.

Overall it was really fun :thumbs:
 
So I'm not going to lie, that game looks ****ing awful. :|
 
Emporius said:
Not my game, I'm just happy to see the youtube videos back
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I know it's not your game, you fool! I say HL2Cavalry when I opened it in YouTube, but still, who the **** plays a game like that? It looked like FEAR at the start but then regressed into a complete pile of shit.
 
I know a dude whos obsessed with SWAT. Loves the game to death. If he read your posts he'd probably have a seizure or something.
 
Adrik_Senturu said:
I know a dude whos obsessed with SWAT. Loves the game to death. If he read your posts he'd probably have a seizure or something.
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Well, I'm sorry, but watching that video makes the game look like it is one of the most biggest pieces of worthless shit I've ever seen. He kills the horrible AI suspects. Awesome. Good job!

Oh hey, your squad was helping you a lot, too!


THAT GAME IS SHITTY.
 
Cav is in love with SWAT too, but it does look pretty shiity from that vid.
 
I'm filling out a job application, and I need more personal references.

Anyone willing to help, please PM me. Please do not post your private information here

Will need:
Name (first and last)
address
phone #
Time Known (I'll do this part)

Thanks alot

I seriously doubt they will contact you

I won't share your information with anyone - just putting it on this application with a legal expectation of privacy.

If you'd rather email it to me, then let me know by Private Message
 
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