Miscellaneous the Second

[kineaesth]

6deadwhitepeoplechar

Wnt to sleep at about 6:30 am, woke up at about 6 am. FUUUUCK I feel horrible.

That's because you slept for negative half an hour.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

**** you I'm asslexic.

 

[Druckles]

Why I ever come back is beyond me.

 

[highlander]

hmmmm wheatbix for breakfast, something healthy for once :O

 

[Kula Meenur]

Why I ever come back is beyond me.

Da.


Me and the missus are revisiting a rough spot again. Woke up at 9:03am and still feel shitty. Hello Hl2.net, how was your Sunday night last night?

 

[VirusType2]

Why I ever come back is beyond me.

You have the halflife2.net needle hanging out of your arm.

 

[French Ninja]

I am watching the funniest porn ever on moremax

SUPER NINJA BIKINI BABES!!!

 

[highlander]

Captain jean-luc picard of the USS enterprise!


Hooray, ****ing boring holidays

 

[Krynn72]

Which one of you jerks is hotlinking the pics I post in the Image dump to other sites? You're eating my bandwidth asshats!

I'm talking to you mr "wtf" who is a moderator at http://chileanhorsemen.foroactivo.com
And you mr "Gaz" at http://thesaintsforum.co.uk
And you whoever you are at http://tbk.fameflame.dk/

And you Oveja Negra, who is probably all those other people. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

 

[kineaesth]

Which one of you jerks is hotlinking the pics I post in the Image dump to other sites? You're eating my bandwidth asshats!

AHAHAHAHAHA!

It was Dragonshort.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

"Hey so who's this new love interest?"
"I dunno. What's up?"
"Oh noth-*sleeps*"

*shit **** God dammit*


Why do people want to talk if they are going to go straight to sleep? Also lol you got penii'd Krynn.

 

[Pesmerga]

I have a new crush. She works with me. I'm going to put my penis in her. :3

 

[kineaesth]

I have a new crush. She ************************************************************



****.

 

[Pesmerga]

She did what with her fat rolls?

Hot.

 

[kineaesth]

She did what with her fat rolls?

Hot.

So I was kinda shocked, you know? She always seemed like a nice girl. So I just ************************.

Then *************.

Yeah, pretty cool stuff.

 

[Pesmerga]

You're a braver man than me.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

How did you do it?

 

[kineaesth]

How did you do it?

I had some rope, so I *********nt*************sli*****ck****ole****.
Then she ****nis*******ck***us****asm.


Gold Account Required.

 

[Kale1937]

But did you ********** her with a ********** and ***** ***** a ****** mangoes ******** and OF COURSE you had to ***** drum kit ****** vanilla. Right?

 

[kineaesth]

But did you ********** her with a ********** and ***** ***** a ****** mangoes ******** and OF COURSE you had to ***** drum kit ****** vanilla. Right?

It's all asterisks, what the f*ck, learn to type noob.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Got a new rig. DV 9700 Laptop

Intel Core 2Duo T8300 (2x 2.4Ghz )
GeForce 8600m GS
4G Ram
500 Gb Dual Hard Drive (2x 250 HD + 30Gb for system recovery)

 

[VirusType2]

Got a new rig. DV 9700 Laptop

Intel Core 2Duo T8300 (2x 2.4Ghz )
GeForce 8600m GS
4G Ram
500 Gb Dual Hard Drive (2x 250 HD + 30Gb for system recovery)

****in nice

 

[kineaesth]

Vibrato modulation envelope,

 

[kineaesth]

and a Parametric EQ make me a happy fellow.

 

[Kula Meenur]

****in nice

Thank ya!


*bows modestly*

 

[Calhoun]

It's all asterisks, what the f*ck, learn to type noob.

Yeah, seriously. I honestly don't know what's wrong with the new members that we get these days.. maybe he didn't take the "Gold Account Required" part seriously.

 

[Que-Ever]

So I watched the Alice in Wonderland disney cartoon, and I hadn't read the book since 7th grade or something like that, so I read the book again, and the movie is infinitely superior.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Bunch of newbie fajjots. I never thought it would come to this but....it looks like I'm going to have to go back to being a rapist to this forum again. It's for their own good.



Also, I agree with the above post, though I've never read the book.

 

[highlander]

Run children, Run, Willeh's a comin'

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Run children, Run, Willeh's a comin'

No Godzilla, NOOOO! IT'S FOR THEIR OWN GOOD!

 

[sinkoman]

God dammit.

Whenever you go grocery shopping...

PUT THE ****ING SHOPPING CARTS AWAY!!!!!!

Do you know how ****ing irritating it is, when you spend 15 minutes on your feet pushing carts back to the corral, only to turn around and see all the ****wits that just left the parking lot left a parking lot full of new carts for you to put back away?

My feet are killing me.

 

[Seagull]

sometimes i wake up from a nap I am very very cold (even if i'm in blankets) and shiver for a while (maybe 30~ mins) D:

 

[Solaris]

God dammit.

Whenever you go grocery shopping...

PUT THE ****ING SHOPPING CARTS AWAY!!!!!!

Do you know how ****ing irritating it is, when you spend 15 minutes on your feet pushing carts back to the corral, only to turn around and see all the ****wits that just left the parking lot left a parking lot full of new carts for you to put back away?

My feet are killing me.

If they didn't do it, you wouldn't have a job.

At my supermarket there's a team of about 10 people employed soley to put trolleys away.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Bunch of newbie fajjots. I never thought it would come to this but....it looks like I'm going to have to go back to being a rapist to this forum again. It's for their own good.

Sounds like that time again!

/me starts pickin at the banjo

God dammit.

Whenever you go grocery shopping...

PUT THE ****ING SHOPPING CARTS AWAY!!!!!!

Do you know how ****ing irritating it is, when you spend 15 minutes on your feet pushing carts back to the corral, only to turn around and see all the ****wits that just left the parking lot left a parking lot full of new carts for you to put back away?

My feet are killing me.

TROLLEY BOY! BEAT HIM! SEE HOW MUCH YOU CAN MAKE HIM BLEED!

hehe jokin sinko

 

[Shamrock]

Last night I played Hold Em with a few of my friends, and I started doing amazing. I've only played Hold Em probably 10 times, but anyway, I had the most chips for a good portion of the game, then my rides decide they want to leave, and I still have all of my chips of course.

I played the shittiest hands the whole night and got lucky on everyone of them. Seriously, I was trying to go all in and out on a Jack/Two, but to my disadvantage, a Jack/Two came up while the other guy who also went all in had only a pair.

Anyway, he was mad at my luck so I gave him my chips and he offered me a ride home and my money back.

It was a rather long night.

 

[Solaris]

So I watched the Alice in Wonderland disney cartoon, and I hadn't read the book since 7th grade or something like that, so I read the book again, and the movie is infinitely superior.

lol fail

 

[Que-Ever]

Oh shut up, know-nothing.

 

[Solaris]

Quotes:

'Stigand, the patriotic archbishop of Canterbury, found it advisable — "'
'Found what?' said the Duck.
'Found it,' the Mouse replied rather crossly: 'of course you know what "it" means.'
'I know what "it" means well enough, when I find a thing,' said the Duck: 'it's generally a frog or a worm. The question is, what did the archbishop find?'

'Then you should say what you mean,' the March Hare went on.
'I do,' Alice hastily replied; 'at least — at least I mean what I say — that's the same thing, you know.'
'Not the same thing a bit!' said the Hatter. 'You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!'

'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?'
'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'

 

[Felix]

Which one of you jerks is hotlinking the pics I post in the Image dump to other sites? You're eating my bandwidth asshats!

And you whoever you are at http://tbk.fameflame.dk/

And you Oveja Negra, who is probably all those other people. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

Sorry man that was me! I just copied and pasted the funny ones into that forum, thought they were just from the internet as such, and it wasn't your bandwidth. Won't happen again, sorry mate!

 

[Krynn72]

Haha, dont worry too much about it. I was only kidding. I have tons of bandwidth. I still havent ever gone above .01% of my monthly bandwidth lol.