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Yesterday was awesome sauce.

Today has been boring. Tonight is going to be boring. Tomorrow will be boring.

Holidays are near half done... thus far only three boring days (Monday, Today, Tomorrow).

Need a party.
 
Ode to the female scout.

DOUBLE JUMP MY HEART

First time I laid eyes on her,
I could hardly look away.
The way she runs across that map,
and her beautiful custom spray.

She was running 'cross that bridge,
While I spun up my minigun.
I tried to pull the trigger,
but her beauty left me stunned.

[CHORUS]
She's got freckles and brown eyes,
She's a work of art.

She's faster than fast.
Double-Jump my heart.

She ran past me like a blur,
Turned to find her, she was gone.
I wanted to see her again,
But I had to respawn.

She grabbed our inteligence,
Went to the ramp, she wasn't there.
I ran down to the sewers,
couldn't find her anywhere.

[CHORUS]
She's got long legs and a pony tail,
and plus she's smart.

dodge all those bullets,
(and) Double-Jump my heart.

Take it away engineer!

[BRIDGE 1]
Whoa whoa.
She's a female scout and I'm after her with love.
Female Scout!
She's a different breed of scout, yeah.

At last I found her on the deck,
Before I could speak she had left.
being a heavy, I run so slow,
She's so quick, I feel so bereft.

I watch her duelin' a demo man,
She takes him down lightening quick.
I'm so impressed by her mad skillz,
I fall in love with one mouse click.

[CHORUS]
If they get in her way,
She takes them apart.

Swing that baseball bat
(and) Double-Jump my heart.

[BRIDGE 2]
Under the grate, our eyes finally met,
face-to-face away from all the rest.
My lovestruck lips couldn't shape any words,
before her buckshot stole the air from my chest.

Now I'm waiting to respawn,
to tell the truth, I just don't care.
I met the girl of my dreams,
and my love I did declare.

Finally I'm back in the game,
and I seek her out again.
suddenly her connection drops.
and my search is all in vain.

[CHORUS]
She runs like the wind,
breaking me apart.

But I'll remember you always,
Double-Jump my heart!

I'm in love with a female scout.
 
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Type in 'Worst fanfic ever' into google. It's the first that pops up.

I would suggest getting high before reading it, or at least digesting several hundred Advil.
 
...suddenly Imu...


...THOUSANDS OF THEM!!!

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Also, lol Acepilot


edit: Oh f*ck you image limit :hmph:
 
Shamrock said:
I'm confused. Do you have a break involved in there? Like lets say you do 30 max push ups, do you do 15 on Tuesday and have a minute break after you do so many? Or how long do you actually do the push ups for? The whole day? I'm confused! D:
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You do the percentage of push ups it says every given amount of time it says.

Say you have a 30 max

If the schedule is 50% every hour, you have to do 15 after every hour.

It's best to set an alarm on your phone or watch or something.
 
Just found out that the most active chapter in one of the car clubs I belong to was stealing money from an unofficial dealership sponsor. :/ Its become a little bit of a snore fest with shit loads of flame and argue.

On the bright side - Got my mark card from school today, got an A- in Auto Tech, A in Gym, A in Drivers Ed, B in Geometry, B+ in English, A- in World Language(Spanish), B+ in US History and a B in Biology. Yet I still manage to come to HL2.net and feel retarded.
 
Me too, most days I just play Diablo 2 until two in the morning. Or maybe I have it backwards.
 
Try listening to some mellow/chill songs on your Mp3 before you go to sleep.
 
Just tried making some Riceroni and failed miserably, it's still quite edible though.

**** cooking.
 
Spaced is being released on DVD in the US.

Hell yes
 
I'm at home waiting to go to work, and it's sooooo boring!

Seriously, I've got enough of a tan so I'm done with the beach and all of my bros are working at their day jobs.
My girl's in Maine working on her nursing degree.

BORED.
 
I just realized masturbation is a lot like tickling your nose until you sneeze.
 
I was bored at work today also. I had nothing to do. I played Solitaire for a while, and then I looked up grad schools which made me sad because (1) expensive, (2) I don't know if I've done anything good enough to get a fellowship or scholarship, (3) I don't know if I have 3 recommendation people. So then I stared at my desk for a while thinking of all the things I should have been doing in the past three years. And then I played more Solitaire.

That took up 7.5 hours.

I used vacation time to leave early because I was really that bored, and I felt bad wasting time there... especially since my company has a timesheet program where you fill in your billable and non-billable time in 6-minute increments (and on Mondays they email it out so you can see how much billable work all your coworkers did).... I've had over 70% non-billable time for three out of four days this week.
 
There was an ugly little black centipede looking thing in the corner of my shower. Bugs everywhere. Maybe they're coming in from the rain..... I just want to spray Raid over everything :(
 
dfc05 said:
There was an ugly little black centipede looking thing in the corner of my shower. Bugs everywhere. Maybe they're coming in from the rain..... I just want to spray Raid over everything :(
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A year or two back my house was invaded by tons of ****ing water bugs. Id find one every other day, hiding behind a door, chilling on the ceiling, and bunch of other places. Haven't seen em since.
 
I'm a **** up, and I ruin relationships with the people I care most about.

Go Shamrock...

Someone close to PA want to come do me a favour and off me?

Ha..
 
I wish to dedicate a post to my boombox, who is in failing health and I feel will not be with us much longer.

He is approximately five years old. He has been kicked, stomped, beaten, and thrown out of a second-story window at least twice. He is missing his front panel so all his circuitry is exposed. The big plastic buttons are gone, so you have to press the tiny buttons deep in the recesses of the circuit board to play a CD. He is missing the metal grill from in front of one speaker. The bass does not work properly. The headphone jack is loose. There is a large hole in the side, because the volume knob fell off and I dremeled it open to reach the actual metal knob inside the body. There used to be an antenna, but it is long gone. No battery case, a salvaged power cord, cracks, dents, scratches. Even in this state it worked faithfully for five years, surpassing even newer and more technologically advanced boomboxes. Several others have come and gone, but this one has stayed.

Yet, sadly, for the last few days he has had trouble playing CDs. It might spin, but it won't play. If you pause it, it might not start back up. I fear we are losing him.I will sorely miss him. He is the only boombox in the house at this moment that has a working headphone jack.

On a higher note, I am enjoying the peeling sunburn on my legs. I can pull off literal square inches of it at a time and munch on it to my heart's content. The stray hair is indeed irritating, but nothing compares to the mixed feelings of accomplishment and disturbed-ness of slowly pulling back sheets of translucent skin, seeing the texture in it, feeling it pull at what remains on attached, and then popping a pinch or two into your mouth.
 
Shamrock said:
I'm a **** up, and I ruin relationships with the people I care most about.

Go Shamrock...

Someone close to PA want to come do me a favour and off me?

Ha..
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How so bro? You kay mate?




edit: also got me forklift ticket re-instated :D I'm qualified again! Yay!
 
Shamrock said:
I'm a **** up, and I ruin relationships with the people I care most about.

Go Shamrock...

Someone close to PA want to come do me a favour and off me?

Ha..
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I'm sadly the same way :(


But we still love you Shammy! :D that and your sexy sexy voice!
 
I work on the fourth from 12 to 9.

And I didn't get a paycheck today because i'm too new of an employee.

This sucks.
 
Im not looking for work. I have spent days drinking till my money is gone.

Im down to my last $100. And im gonna get drunk tonight.

Im not bored. Im awesome.
 
I passed my first year of uni! No resits for me! Hoorah! Exclamation mark!
 
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